Wednesday, January 20, 2021

No. 59 - The Julian Assange lookalike

Julian Assange lookalikeHe parties here, he parties there, he parties absolutely everywhere. Some say he looks like Julian Assange and others comment on his champagne loving companion. She has variously claimed to work for Condé Nast and as an architect and estate agent. Whether they are a couple or not is unknown, but one thing is for sure: If you’re at an event in London’s W1, SW1 or SW3 postcodes, they’re bound to turn up.

 

The Roll Call - SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES

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Socialite who got away with murder Elvira Mullens Barney (1904 – 1936) – Elvira Mullens Barney’s lover Michael Stephen was shot dead in her Knightsbridge house in 1932. She was cleared but died of a drug overdose.

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Elvira Mullens Barney (1904 – 1936)

Kyra Kennedy – Wildchild and scion of the Kennedy dynasty – A bit of a wildchild, Kyra Kennedy is the daughter of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. She has been accused of cyberbullying and claims to be “somewhere between psychotic and iconic.”

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Kyra Kennedy

Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’) – Funeral crasher from Slough, Berkshire

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Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’)

Socialite and fashion designer Andrew Warren – Known primarily as the best friend of Donald Trump’s daughter, Tiffany, and for his Just Drew brand.

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Andrew Warren

Gianna Lahainer (AKA ‘The Merry Widow’, also known as Gina Lombardi)

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Gianna Lahainer

Jeffrey Slonim –Entertainment reporter and walking ad for Ralph Lauren

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Jeffrey Slonim (1960 – 2016)

Oliver Rothschild (AKA “The Fake Rothschild”)

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Oliver Rothschild (AKA “The Fake Rothschild”)

The Ranting Crasher

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The Ranting Crasher

The Inspector Clouseau lookalike

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The Inspector Clouseau lookalike

Sabine Getty (née Ghanem, AKA ‘Sabine G’)

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Sabine Getty (née Ghanem, AKA ‘Sabine G’)

Maya Henry (AKA “The It Girl with a Heart of Gold”)

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Maya Henry (AKA “The It Girl with a Heart of Gold”)

Judy Taubman (previously Judith Mazor Rounick, née Jehudit Mazor)

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Judy Taubman (previously Judith Mazor Rounick, née Jehudit Mazor)

Danielle Rollins (née Danielle Deaton)

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Danielle Rollins

The Iain Duncan Smith lookalike

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The Iain Duncan Smith lookalike

Lara Asprey (AKA “Lady Lara”)

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Lara Asprey (AKA “Lady Lara”)

Debbie Bancroft

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Debbie Bancroft

Alexandra Tolstoy FRGS

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Alexandra Tolstoy FRGS

Lady Elizabeth Anson (AKA “Lady E”)

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Lady Elizabeth Anson

Charlene Marshall (AKA “Miss Piggy”, née Charlene Detwyler Tyler and previously Charlene Gilbert)

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Charlene Marshall (AKA “Miss Piggy”, née Charlene Detwyler Tyler and previously Charlene Gilbert)

Thomas Gilbert Jr. (AKA “Tommy Gilbert Jr.”)

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Thomas Gilbert Jr.

Texan socialite Lynn Wyatt - A Black Belt First Degree in TaeKwonDo and generous “old school socialite” philanthropist, Lynn Wyatt describes her personal style as: “Class with a bit of dash and never trash”

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Lynn Wyatt (née Lynn Sakowitz)

Peter Cary Peterson (AKA “PC”)

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Peter Cary Peterson (AKA “PC”)

Sara Vestin Rahmani

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Sara Vestin Rahmani

Hermé de Wyman Miro

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Hermé de Wyman Miro

Kathy Prounis

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Kathy Prounis

Elyse Newhouse

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Elyse Newhouse (née Elyse Applebaum)

Manthe Penton Harrap

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Manthe Penton Harrap

Denis Doble

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Denis Doble

Justin Fichelson

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Justin Fichelson

Lady Annabel Goldsmith

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Lady Annabel Goldsmith

Bienvenida Buck

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Bienvenida Buck (AKA “The Spanish Firecracker”, born Bienvenida Perez-Blanco)

Randy Harris

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Randy Harris

Marcus Prinz von Anhalt

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Marcus Prinz von Anhalt (born Marcus Edward Eberhardt)

Solomon Akhtar

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Solomon Akhtar

David West

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David West (also known as “Dave West” and “Lord David West of the Manor of Hollesley”, 1944 – 2014)

Brian Crawford

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Brian Crawford ( – October 2014)

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James Gartshore-Boulter

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Alessandro Carnicella

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Cole Rumbough

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Ivan Pun

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Fernande Grudet (AKA 'Madame Claude')

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Christie Brinkley

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Scott Harvey-Nicholls

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Sally Farmiloe-Neville (1954 – 2014)

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Nicky Rothschild (née Nicky Hilton)

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Mr Frizzy

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The art loving duo

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Lady Joan Oliphant Fraser

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Ruth Madoff (née Ruth Alpern)

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Grant Harrold

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Denise Eisenberg Rich

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Tamsin Lonsdale

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“Lady” Sandra Bates

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Alice de Janzé (nee Alice Silverthorne and also known as Alice de Trafford and Comtesse de Janzé, 1899 – 1941)

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Miriam “Muffie” Potter Aston

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Candy Spelling

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The Bouquet of Christie's

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Donna Air

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The Julian Assange lookalike

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David Patrick Columbia

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Baroness Gabriella Langer von Langendorff

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Baroness Stefania von Kories zu Goetzen (1939 – 2013)

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The Autograph Hunter

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Fernando Peire

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Alexandra “Lexi” Abrams

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David Pun

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Georgia Davies

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Ricardo Garcia

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Nell Diamond

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John B. Goodman

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Holly Candy (born Holly Rachel Vukadinović)

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Euan Rellie

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Orlando Hamilton

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Jacqueline Branston

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Paris Hilton


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  1. The thieves who came to dinner. The only thing they will ever pass is water. Who are they bluffing?
    I am contented with Nando’s every other Friday night. I will never forget my first experience at Nando’s “I walked in as a boy, and came out as a man.

  2. Hannah has hit the hammer on the nail. Partycrashers are cheapskates. The Julian Assange lookalike is
    ill-tempered and rude due to stinge. I bet when he and his champagne loving partner are not party crashing, they bag every available bargain at the Family Bargain Shop. The disadvantages of capitalism is that it spoils you rotten. They are a dispicable pair.

  3. The cat is out of the bag. Beyonce Knowles goes ballistic for Nando’s delicious Peri Peri Chicken after performing at the Dublin Arena.
    Nando’s Peri Peri Chicken have always sorted the men from the boys. Who says Nando’s are only for men?
    Beyonce Knowles is all woman and crazy in love with the spicey chicken and special recipe Nando sauces.
    The Assange lookalike and his partner are welcome at Nando’s, but must pay their own way.
    Hope to see Barbra Streisand and Bruce Oldfield there too.

  4. Confirmed sighting of the Julian Assange lookalike at Ben Elliot’s Quintessentially Art Patron launch at the Rosewood hotel last night. Assange was aided and abetted by the softly spoken bespectacled Toby Evans and his hairy sidekick Alun Harris. No strangers to free food and drink are this trio.

  5. The Kensington Nodder. Just a heads up to my fellow good people keeping the crashers off the scene. The booze face chap next to Assange Lookalike (aka Sergei Abramov) goes by the name of Peter but is it Aronsson, Aronson, Anderson??? we shall never know. He lives in Kensington and his bland conversation is a plethora of nods but he’s a bluffer as oily in appearance as in personality.
    This softly spoken freeloader often goes unnoticed lurking in the corners but is an ever-present uninvited guest. Some say he has a wife and family abandoned for the sake of an overdose of champagne though he’s also been seen with the occasional young girl at his arm (oops I said too much!).
    One of Assange’s partners in crime, you’d be wise to look out for this one.

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