The Donald is an example of the case of if you owed the bank £5,000, they’d close you down but if you owed the bank £5 billion, you own the bank. Nearly bankrupt in 1989, Donald Trump has again triumphed in recent years. With a salary of $3 million an episode for The Apprentice and an estimated worth of $7 billion, The King of the Combover decided he’d try and become Leader of the Free World in 2016. The result was a car crash of epic proportions.
Two stories to keep beside you

Lawrence Stroll (born Lawrence Strulovitch)
Montreal born “archetypal billionaire,” “fashion mogul” and “Ferrari fanatic” Lawrence Stroll arranged £536 million of funding to save Aston Martin, much of which came from his own very, very deep coffers, in early 2020. Without him, the firm that has manufactured James Bond’s favourite motorcar since 1913 would likely have gone bust for the eighth […]

Alexander van der Zwaan
“Playboy” turned lawyer Alexander van der Zwaan had it all but destroyed his reputation after being jailed for 30 days for lying to the FBI in April 2018 over Russia’s links to President Trump’s election campaign. Aside from receiving positive publicity in Tatler after marrying Eva Khan, daughter of a Ukrainian-Russian billionaire named German Khan, […]






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I realise you wrote this in 2012 but wouldn’t you now agree that he’s now nothing other than a total cock?