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Conor Mccreedy

Internationally renowned South African conceptual artist, Conor Mccreedy has exhibited at the National Arts Club in New York and the David Brown Fine Art Gallery in Johannesburg. Commissioned by Time Warner to capture their logo in his unique style, he was voted South Africa’s best-dressed man of 2012 by GQ and boasts an extremely large collection of loafers. He loves to walk with lions and often carries a soap bar rolled in tissue in his blazer to deal with his dislike for germs.

 

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