Friday, April 8, 2022

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“Fed up” Maidenhead constituent who fears “one foot wrong and you could be over” gets no help from Theresa May over a missing lamp post

When she’s not naughtily wandering through wheat fields or rambling around with her garden gnome-like money magnet husband Philip, our former Prime Minister Theresa May should surely be helping her constituents in the Royal Borough of Maidenhead.

 

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Sadly, it seems, this is not the case as, according to the Maidenhead Advertiser, the former Tory leader has not done anything to help residents of the town’s Marlborough Road after a delivery driver knocked down one of their lamp posts.

 

Where’s Theresa (When You Actually Need Her)? “Fed up” Maidenhead constituent who fears “one foot wrong and you could be over” gets no help from Theresa May over a missing lamp post. Madelene Lachello of Marlborough Road, Maidenhead moans to the Maidenhead Advertiser.
Madelene Lachello of Marlborough Road, Maidenhead is a very angry woman due to the fact a lamp post is missing from her street. What is her local Member of Parliament Theresa May doing about this? Plainly absolutely nothing.

Speaking to the paper, resident Madelene Lachello angrily announced: “The darkness is an issue. You can’t physically see outside, it is so pitch black, and there are a lot of single ladies living down this road as well.”

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The irate busybody continued: “I’m so fed up phoning the [Royal] Borough and not getting anywhere. They just say: ‘We’ve passed it on and we’ll give you a call to let you know what’s going on’ – but you hear nothing.”

 

Lachello furiously concluded: “There’s no lighting, people could be walking up there and if you put one foot wrong you could be over.” Death by missing lamp post plainly beckons.

 

Perhaps the worst Prime Minister in history could finally find herself something useful to do: Perhaps it’s time for this hapless harridan to personally go and turn the lights back on in Marlborough Road, Maidenhead.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Don’t send this Sheila Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’ve got enough of our own problems with the fires to get fired up about a f**king lamp post!!!!!!!!! Why did the paper give her space for this stupid clutterf**k crap?????????? Ridiculous!!!!!!!!!! Lock her up!!!!!! Insane Sheila’s are a danger!!!!!!!!

  2. Theresa May still dines at Rolf Harris’s favourite Indian restaurant in Maidenhead. She even canvassed his house once. She is a good lady and you are attacking her wrongly when she is no doubt focused on more important issues. I implore you to stop attacking Rolf and agree that he is innocent and I implore Theresa May to take up the cause of clearing Rolf’s name in parliament. It is time that him and Alwyn have some peace and it is time that the woodworm women who lied were jailed. ROLF HARRIS IS INNOCENT!!!!!! ROLF HARRIS IS INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!

    • Well whoopee, Theresa May dines at Rolfs favourite indian restaurant, well of course that means he must be innocent then? I bet the restaurant owners are happy to be associated with Mr Harris the convicted Paedophile, it should be a boost for their business. As for Theresa May, I bet if she was asked if she thought Harris was innocent, she would agree, NOT. They really should keep you hidden away in the looney bin, and not let you out on day release without being medicated properly.

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