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The Pizza Prat – Andrea Leadsom

Andrea Leadsom’s “pizza club” is indicative of how low the British political classes have stooped

Leader of the House Andrea ‘Loathsome’ Leadsom MP appeared on The Andrew Marr Show this morning.

In conversation, this strange woman – whose outfit choices recently have included a blazer resembling something that the nonce Stuart Hall would even have consigned to a skip – talked about the “pizza club” she is part of. Sounding like a silly little school girl in charge of an equally silly gang, ‘Loathsome’ defended why she gathers her colleagues outside of cabinet and tried to sound serious about why they gathered to eat pizza.

Is this what Britain has come to? A government dominated by a bunch of Pizza Express fanatics is hardly what we need now. Get this dreaful woman gone.

#ExitBrexit

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  1. This is what we now have representing us in parliament, she looks like a skinny Billy Bunter. While we’re on the subject, I’ll have a medium size capricosa and hold the anchovies

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