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Prycing a resolution

Vicky Pryce shares her New Year’s resolutions with ‘The Telegraph’

 

Vicky Pryce, the disgraced former wife of the equally disgraceful Chris Huhne, shared her New Year’s resolutions with The Telegraph yesterday. They summed her up well.

 

Vicky Pryce: A woman whose love of publicity knows no bounds
Vicky Pryce: A woman whose love of publicity knows no bounds

Publicity hungry Pryce told the newspaper that she plans to:

 

“Push for ‘decriminalising’ most offenders once their term is done so they don’t face prejudice for life”.

 

In addition, she also intends to “shout less when watching Chelsea”.

 

Though Pryce is not nearly in the league of Kim Jong-un in terms of her dreadfulness, this harpy truly should just silence herself instead. 2014, in fact, is a year when we’d prefer Vicky Pryce to fade into the shadows.

 

 

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1 COMMENT

  1. Even Walter Mitty’s thought process is more rational than Liberal Vicky Pryce. More than one in four criminals reoffended within a year, according to the most recent Ministry of Justice (MoJ) figures, committing 500,000 offences between them. What is the point in decriminalising them, they have chosen a destructive life style.
    HMP Prisons being so comfortable don’t help matters either. An prisoner only has to threaten self harm or suicide and the Governor will go on his knees promising him more privileges. It is Monty Python territory again.

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