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  • Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe

    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe

    Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present

    Whilst we’ve repeatedly covered the antics of the mentally unhinged serial endangered species killer Larysa Switlyk, today the Mirror published images of another monster posing with a “Valentine’s gift” in the form of the heart of a giraffe she’d just shot.

     

    Shockingly shared elsewhere on Facebook by the perpetrator heself, 32-year-old Merelize van der Merwe’s “wonderful husband paid £1,500 to make her five-year dream come true at a game park last Sunday,” the paper’s Sean Rayment reported.

     

    Going further, the Mirror revealed: “She plans to use her 17-year-old victim’s skin as a rug – and posted her pic with the comment: ‘Ever wondered how big a giraffe’s heart is? I’m over the moon with my Valentines present!’”

     

    In response to this shocking news, Elisa Allen of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals quite rightly concluded:

     

    “One day, trophy hunting will be listed as a sign of a psychiatric disorder, as it should be today. It is grandiosity, serial killing, and bloodlust paired with a burning desire to show off.”

     

    A Change.org petition seeking to ban self-proclaimed “public figure” van der Merwe from Facebook was started 4 years ago, but unlike The Steeple Times’ one seeking to achieve the same for fellow Donald Trump obsessive Larysa Switlyk on Instagram, attracted just 457 supporters and was closed.

     

    Join the 17,100 people who’ve already signed a Change.org petition seeking to get ‘blue ticked’ bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk banned from Instagram by clicking here. One seeking to achieve the same for Merelize van der Merwe on Facebook deserves to achieve a similar level of success.

     

    Update: 22nd February 2020 – A petition seeking to ban Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook is now live on Change.org. Please sign it by clicking here.

     

    Deranged deviant Merelize van der Merwe on…

    Death threats

    “So, after all these death threats from people sitting comfortably behind a computer 15,000 kilometers away, it made me realise one thing… I haven’t hunted enough! So, I’ll go hunt some more tonight!”

     

    Mental disorders

    “We have seen mental disorders grow especially with social media giving these people a voice and openly expressing unnatural hatred towards people they never met with Instagram and Facebook. We in the hunting industry I’m sure deals [sic] with more of these unstable people then the psychiatric ward itself.”

     

    “So please next time if someone attacks you for hunting, just remind them they forgot their pills this morning and let’s get these people under control.”

     

    Truth and poetry and hunting

    “Truth is like poetry and most people f**king hate poetry… Same when it comes to hunting and conservation people only listen to what they want to hear and not the truth.”

     

    Liberals

    “It’s just these new age liberals who piss and moan and say hunting isn’t natural… You aren’t natural.”

     

    Kenya

    “Kenya has sold its soul to the devil, AKA animal rights activists.”

     

    Prince Harry

    “Soon he’ll be back in diapers.”

     

    Donald Trump

    “I love Trump because he pisses off all the people I can’t stand.”

     

    “What a privilege it was to look up to a President and know how a President should run a country. Today many are heartbroken across the world.”

     

    “I salute you President Trump. What a man you are and may God bless you on your next chapter in life.”

     

    On those that opposed Trump

    “Eat a bag of dicks you dirty f**king communists.”

     

    Celebrating killing an elephant

    “After the elephant was down I went to buy beer and gin for team motivation. The next day I looked like a red crab.”

     

    Why she likes killing elephants

    “Tell me how hunting [elephants] doesn’t benefit people and the ecosystem.”

     

    How she feels after a “kill”

    “I was like a child for two weeks, counting the days. Afterwards I was flooded with emotions.”

     

    People who protect elephants

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid.”

     

    People who object to the vile images she shares on social media

    “To the dumb f**k who tried to report my video, take this and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.”

     

    “If you’re looking for a safe space, my page ain’t it… Move along, snowflake.”

     

    Charity and hunting

    “Charity is not sustainable, hunting is.”

     

    Killing endangered species and conservation

    “The only people protecting these animals are trophy hunters.”

     

    Why she massacres endangered species

    “In the end I’m nothing but yet another slave to this trade and a willing one too. The only time I find peace is living life on the edge. I firmly believe one is born like this and not made.”

     

    “We will keep on fighting the animal rights mafia propaganda as hunting has proven sustainable for wildlife.”

     

    “A day without blood is like a day without sunshine… Nature is not a Disney fairytale.”

     

    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    Citrus farmer van der Merwe shared images of herself holding the giraffe’s heart and others preparing to butcher the poor slayed animal on her Facebook page.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    In a previous post, she showed an image of herself proudly posing covered in the blood of one of her victims.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    Just like her fellow massacring monster Larysa Switlyk, Merelize van der Merwe is a Donald Trump obsessive. The pair plainly need to get a room.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    Here, Merelize van der Merwe is pictured with an elephant she murdered.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    Another picture of the deranged deviant Merelize van der Merwe with a dead elephant and another of her victims.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    Merelize van der Merwe’s Facebook is peppered with her victims. Supposedly she’s “celebrated” over 500 kills including this unfortunate hippo.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    A lion she killed in the back of a truck.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    Leopards are amongst her favourite prey supposedly.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    This vile woman plainly will kill anything.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    Merelize van der Merwe and her husband Gerhardt with two more beautiful animals they senselessly slayed.
    Monster of the Moment 2021 – Merelize van der Merwe – Giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe posed with its heart after being given the chance to slay one as a Valentine’s Day present.
    The wicked witch Merelize van der Merwe must be stopped and just like Larysa Switlyk, she must be banned from social media.
  • Diabolical in Dallas

    Diabolical in Dallas

    As the Dallas Safari Club disgustingly auction off an “opportunity” to kill an endangered black rhino, we urge readers to support our petition to put a stop to their shameless poster girl Larysa Switlyk

    This morning, the Mirror shared shocking news that a twisted member of the Dallas Safari Club paid £18,300 ($25,500, €21,000 or درهم93,600) at the weekend to kill an endangered black rhino with a tranquiliser gun.

     

    Sickening beyond belief – and in pre-pandemic times a destination gathering point for members of the Trump clan and, of course, the sex-toy-up-the-bum-of-sheep-shover Larysa Switlyk – the Dallas Safari Club’s annual five day convention had to be held online this year. It still managed to attract 850 exhibitors and allegedly raised £2.5 million ($3.5 million, €2.9 million or درهم12.8 million).

     

    According to the Mirror’s Nada Farhoud, amongst those involved were a firm named South African Infinito Safaris. They offered a “very specialised quest” to hunt “little beauties” including “timid ‘Tiny Ten’ springbok” – a group which includes the blue duiker, a species that is “dwindling due to a “massive rise in the demand of hunting them.”

     

    Also on sale at this sickening anti-wildlife protection event were a pair of elephant skin earrings for £50 ($70, €57 or درهم256) and a £36 ($50, €41 or درهم184) hippo hide necklace.

     

    Join the 16,800 people who’ve already signed a Change.org petition seeking to get ‘blue ticked’ bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk banned from Instagram by clicking here.

     

    Pictured top: In recent days harridan huntress Larysa Switlyk took to Instagram to share grossly offensive imagery of herself with a crocodile she killed on the Nile and a Bezoar Ibex she massacred also. She offered an ‘opportunity’ to kill one for £10,800 ($15,000, €12,300 or درهم55,100) in fall 2021 and fall 2022 in Turkey.

     

    Diabolical in Dallas – Dallas Safari Club auction black rhino killing – As the Dallas Safari Club disgustingly auction off an “opportunity” to kill an endangered black rhino, we urge readers to support our petition to put a stop to their shameless poster girl Larysa Switlyk.
    Diabolical in Dallas – Also on offer in the auction was a chance to kill a giraffe.
    Diabolical in Dallas – Dallas Safari Club auction black rhino killing – As the Dallas Safari Club disgustingly auction off an “opportunity” to kill an endangered black rhino, we urge readers to support our petition to put a stop to their shameless poster girl Larysa Switlyk.
    Diabolical in Dallas – Bidders were given the chance to kill a puma too.
    Diabolical in Dallas – Dallas Safari Club auction black rhino killing – As the Dallas Safari Club disgustingly auction off an “opportunity” to kill an endangered black rhino, we urge readers to support our petition to put a stop to their shameless poster girl Larysa Switlyk.
    Diabolical in Dallas – In January 2019, at a time before the COVID-19 pandemic put a stop to them gathering in person, the Dallas Safari Club were able to meet to celebrate their sickness. Here, Larysa Switlyk is pictured with Donald Trump Jr. and his wack job girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle.
  • Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk

    Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk

    Not content with butchering bears, barbarian bitch Larysa Switlyk has headed to Africa to harm hippos; this harridan must be stopped and banned from bragging about such on Instagram also

    After slaughtering a hippopotamus in Zambia in recent days, Larysa Switlyk took to Instagram to share an image of herself with the poor, deceased creature. Of it, she declared: “Here’s a closer look at the hippo’s tusks! I’m extremely blessed to live the life I live, but it definitely doesn’t come without hard work!”

     

    Quite what “hard work” is involved in deciding to take the life of a majestic mostly herbivorous mammal will puzzle anyone with half a brain, but, in the case of the shover-of-sex-toys-up-the-bums-of-dead-sheep Switlyk, even Einstein would struggle to piece together her complete lack of logic. Here is someone who kills for the pleasure of taking home a trophy and a snap for her Instagram followers and utterly nothing else.

     

    Whilst her deranged followers congratulated her and discussed how they were “curious” to eat hippo meat, self-declared “I’m not pretending I’m not a trophy hunter, but trophy hunting is good” Switlyk confirmed the slaughtered beast to be “good table fare.” She also reported she “had to get a tractor” to “drag” the poor beast out of the water.

     

    Going further, this sadistic slayer of bears justified her latest barbaric actions by bragging: “I shot a hippo and fed a village… All the people were extremely appreciative and celebrated my successful hippo hunt.” She then had a pop at her critics and remarked:

     

    “Maybe for 2021, I can post photos without an explanation and people will become nicer on social media…. What you think? If you don’t like what I post on my page, please don’t follow me. I won’t miss you.”

     

    Instead, we say: “This year, this wicked woman must be stopped. She glorifies slaughter-for-slaughter’s-sake and that that she considers shoving sex toys into dead animals acceptable sums her up as a monster. Instagram should not allow her to continue to share her vile and utterly offensive posts and now they’ve banned Donald Trump, it’s finally time to rid a social media site used by both adults and children of his philistine supporter Larysa Switlyk too.”

     

    If you haven’t already, please sign our Change.org petition to get blue-ticked bitch Larysa Switlyk banned from Instagram by clicking here. It has attracted over 14,000 signatures to date and it is now time that this social media giant took action.

     

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    Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk – Not content with butchering bears, barbarian bitch Larysa Switlyk has headed to Africa to harm hippos; this harridan must be stopped.
    Switylk posed with the local populous after her “kill” and remarkably claimed they were grateful to her for slaughtering the hippo.
    Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk – Not content with butchering bears, barbarian bitch Larysa Switlyk has headed to Africa to harm hippos; this harridan must be stopped.
    In other posts, Larysa Switlyk posed next to elephants and mourned the passing of a ‘professional’ elephant hunter named Phillip Smythe. She will no doubt be attempting to slaughter one of these majestic creatures next and we join all saying: “Shame on this disgusting monster!”
    Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk – Not content with butchering bears, barbarian bitch Larysa Switlyk has headed to Africa to harm hippos; this harridan must be stopped.
    LEFT – Previously, Donald Trump Jr. pictured posing with an elephant he massacred; RIGHT – Larysa Switlyk socialising Donald Trump’s twisted elephant slaying son, Donald Jr., and his gobby girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle.
    Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk – Not content with butchering bears, barbarian bitch Larysa Switlyk has headed to Africa to harm hippos; this harridan must be stopped.
    Hippo Harridan – Larysa Swyitlk has previously been deservedly slammed for shooting sheep in Norfolk, England and then posing disrespectfully shoving sex toys into their carcasses; she has unsurprisingly also angered many worldwide by killing brown bears in America.
    Hippo Harridan 2021 – Larysa Switlyk – Not content with butchering bears, barbarian bitch Larysa Switlyk has headed to Africa to harm hippos; this harridan must be stopped.
    Hippo Harridan – On another ‘jaunt’ in September 2018, wicked wench Switlyk went to Scotland to shoot wild goats. She was reported to prosecutors over alleged gun offences, but astoundingly got off scot-free. At the time, Scottish Brexit secretary Mike Russell remarked of her Instagram posts showing her victims: “They’re horrific,” yet the social media giant has allowed these vile images to remain.
    In May 2014, a man died in Embu after eating hippo meat. If Larysa Switlyk met the same fate given her actions, it would serve her right.
  • Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global

    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global

    Larysa Switlyk’s attempt to go global with a new website sharing imagery of her slaying bears and zebras is proof that this woman is nothing but an international menace and monster

    Zebra and black bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk has a new website titled ‘Unleashed Global Adventures.’ On it she fails to spell “copyright” correctly (she misspells it “copywrite”), but that’s by far the best thing about this promotion of what she shamelessly states to be: “It’s a way of life pursuit network.”

     

    On the site, sheep slaughtering sex-toy-up-the-bum-shover Switlyk proudly boasts of her “vast hunting resume” and her ability to help those who pay her take their “trophies home.” This prized cow sickly subsequently refers to what she curiously calls a “travel hunt” as “an investment” and even offers her “content creation services” and “social media management” of such as if she was selling children’s toys.

     

    “Ladies hunting retreats” also feature on ‘Unleashed Global Adventures’ website and in a 2:53-minute video promoting such, Switlyk appears alongside a number of fellow female fleabags. The monsters are seen high fiving after slaughtering animals for nothing but depraved amusement and plainly have no respect for their innocent targets.

     

    Elsewhere, our Change.org petition to get the “blue ticked bitch” Larysa Switlyk and her foul images banned from Instagram is continuing to attract much interest. It recently featured amongst their “most popular” petitions and many signing have left comments also.

     

    Please join the 13,500 people who’ve already signed the petition by clicking here and please share it as widely as possible on social media. It’s continued growth will no doubt delight Switlyk no end and in the end, Instagram will have to listen.

     

    Pictured top: Larysa Switlyk’s new ‘Unleashed Global Adventures’ website even includes an image of this vile vixen with a zebra she shot.

     

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    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – Larysa Switlyk website – Larysa Switlyk’s attempt to go global with a new website sharing imagery of her slaying bears and zebras is proof that this woman is nothing but an international menace and monster.
    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – Sick Switlyk features extensively on the website posing “proudly” with her victims. Her delight in blood and dead bears is frankly indicative that she is nothing but a monster.
    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – Larysa Switlyk website – Larysa Switlyk’s attempt to go global with a new website sharing imagery of her slaying bears and zebras is proof that this woman is nothing but an international menace and monster.
    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – On her Instagram page @larysaunleased this twisted twerp’s latest posts feature her with weapons that are meant for war zones. That she thinks these appropriate for killing deer and sheep is proof that she is mentally unhinged.
  • Sutcliffe Won’t Be Missed

    Sutcliffe Won’t Be Missed

    As serial killer Peter Sutcliffe dies, ‘The Steeple Times’ invites readers to submit their nominations for the best and worst people of 2020 – he’ll definitely be joining ‘The Ones Who Won’t Be Missed”

    The quote: “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” is often misattributed to Mark Twain, but with news of the demise of the evil serial killer Peter Sutcliffe (AKA ‘The Yorkshire Ripper’), that quote most definitely rang true for many.

     

    Whilst, according to The Atlantic, the sentiment itself actually closest relates to the words of the lawyer Clarence Darrow – whom in 1932 stated: “All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike someone they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction” – Sutcliffe’s death was quite rightly described as bringing “some kind of closure for victims’ families” this morning in the Guardian.

     

    As we begin to prepare The Steeple Times’ annual Heroes & Villains list of the best and worst people of 2020, we can guarantee that Peter Sutcliffe will make it towards the top of the year’s “One’s Who Won’t Be Missed,” but whether he’ll replace last year’s winner Jeffery Epstein remains to be seen.

     

    Readers are invited to submit their nominations for The Steeple Times’ Heroes and Villains list by email to [email protected]. There are twenty-five spots to be allocated in each of the following categories:

     

    • The Best People of 2020.
    • The Worst People of 2020.
    • The One’s Who’ll Be Missed.
    • The One’s Who Won’t Be Missed.

     

    In advance, we thank you for your contributions.

     

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    Sutcliffe Won’t Be Missed – ‘Yorkshire Ripper’ Peter Sutcliffe dead – As serial killer Peter Sutcliffe dies, ‘The Steeple Times’ invites readers to submit their nominations for the best and worst people of 2020 – he’ll definitely be joining ‘The Ones Who Won’t Be Missed.”
    Sutcliffe Won’t Be Missed – In 2020, our readers and selection committee chose Lorraine Kelly as the best person of 2020 and the barbarian bear slayer Larysa Switlyk as the worst. Please join the 7,000 who’ve already signed the petition to ban Switlyk from Instagram by clicking here.
    Sutcliffe Won’t Be Missed – ‘Yorkshire Ripper’ Peter Sutcliffe dead – As serial killer Peter Sutcliffe dies, ‘The Steeple Times’ invites readers to submit their nominations for the best and worst people of 2020 – he’ll definitely be joining ‘The Ones Who Won’t Be Missed.”
    Sutcliffe Won’t Be Missed – In 2020, our readers and selection committee chose Jeffrey Epstein as the winner of our “not missed” category (here he is pictured with the equally filthy fleabag and deservedly incarcerated Ghislaine Maxwell) and ‘Keeping Up Appearances’ star Clive Swift as the winner of our “missed” category (here he is pictured with his brilliant co-star Dame Patricia Routledge).
  • Trumped by Faust

    Trumped by Faust

    Steven Berkoff compares Donald Trump to Faust on the day after the man he called “Al Capone crossed with Shylock’s” associate got jailed for six years

    Today, just as Dominic Chappell – a fall guy for a man he termed a “cross between Al Capone and Shylock” (Sir Philip Green) in The Steeple Times in September 2016 – was sent down for six years, Steven Berkoff gave an interview to the Guardian.

     

    In it, Berkoff quite correctly summed up what is going on with the petulant child Donald Trump and his decision not to concede gracefully in America.

     

    Speaking of the situation and of what caused coronavirus also, Berkoff remarked:

     

    “Trump is a perfect example of Faust. He’ll do anything to signal his decrepitude to the public. Like Faust, those who crave power, experience and sex sacrifice their souls. We see a lot of this today when people will do anything to achieve a limited thrill. This horrible Covid is the result of this Faustian pact to kill and taste anything to achieve some kind of enlightenment and relief. To me, the hunters who go to Africa and kill just for the thrill are the sickest people on Earth. The wet markets in China and Thailand are full of the horror of slaughtering animals, and now we’re paying for it.”

     

    The brilliant Mr. Berkoff is, as ever, spot on and today we once again salute his genius.

     

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  • Ban the InstaKiller

    Ban the InstaKiller

    Wolf slaying ‘InstaKiller’ Larysa Switlyk disgracefully remains on Instagram in spite of campaign to remove her going viral on Change.org

    On 11th September, Matthew Steeples of The Steeple Times started a Change.org petition calling for the removal of bear and wolf massacring monster Larysa Switlyk’s Instagram ‘blue tick’ verified badge and, better still, her account entirely.

     

    In the time since, over 3,630 people have already signed, yet still shover-of-sex-toys-up-the-bums-of-dead sheep ‘InstaKiller’ Switlyk continues to post shamelessly and freely on the site. Why, one has to ask, do Instagram continue to allow this extremely offensive content to pollute their medium?

     

    Amongst updates posted in the time since are offensive images of this evil woman posing whilst on a chamois and wolf ‘hunt’ in Macedonia and another asking: “What is your go to knife?”

     

    Clearly indicative of her and her followers deranged mental statuses – especially at a time when knife crime is so sadly prevalent – in response to one follower revealing: “I could go broke buying knives,” Switlyk distastefully answered: “You and me both!”

     

    We again ask readers to please sign the Change.org petition to ban Larysa Switlyk by clicking here and that you all also please share as widely as possible.

     

    Thank you.

     

    Pictured top: Larysa Switlyk with two of her ‘kills’ this month, a wolf and a Balkan chamois and with a knife she is promoting as part of a competition. Why does Instagram allow this vile content sharer to continue? #ShameOnInstagram

     

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    Ban the InstaKiller – Larysa Switlyk must be banned from Instagram – Wolf slaying ‘InstaKiller’ Larysa Switlyk disgracefully remains on Instagram in spite of campaign to remove her going viral.
    Ban the InstaKiller – In a post yesterday, this distinctly un-ladylike lunatic asked: “Who would be interested in a ladies waterfowl hunt?”
    Ban the InstaKiller – Larysa Switlyk must be banned from Instagram – Wolf slaying ‘InstaKiller’ Larysa Switlyk disgracefully remains on Instagram in spite of campaign to remove her going viral.
    Ban the InstaKiller – Larysa Switlyk has previously shared images online of herself with a sex toy she inserted into the arse of a sheep she’d shot in England and in countless shots with wolfs she’d slayed.
  • Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale

    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale

    ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided; they’ve all been in the news and they’re all connected to infamous names

    Destined most certainly not to feature in Penny Churchill’s Downton Abbey-esque country house porn Country Life column or as an Evening Standard chi-chi ‘Homes & Property’ ‘House of the Week,’ we have selected five undesirable homes currently for sale.

     

    In spite of the fact that one has a link to a recently deceased paedophile, two have been the scene of murders, one is supposedly haunted and the final was the setting for a bizarre nine year sleep, their prices seem somewhat crazy but maybe some people will just love the idea of living with notoriety. Whether any of these undesirable homes sell for their asking prices, however, seems as likely as the case of Jack the Ripper ever being solved.

     

    Paedo Palace – 9 East 71st Street, Lenox Hill, New York, NY 10021, USA

    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.
    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.
    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.

    For sale for £69 million ($88 million, €74 million or درهم121 million) through Modlin Group.

     

    Known as the ‘Herbert Straus House’ in polite circles, but now forever more likely to be remembered as ‘Jeffrey Epstein’s Paedo Mansion,’ this 28,000 square foot, 7-floor, 40 room mansion was home to the deceased bestie of Prince Andrew from 1996 until his incarceration and suicide in 2019.

     

    Few details are shared on the listing other than to declare it of “gargantuan size and opulence” and “the largest single-family home in New York City.” Though the late Alberto Pinto’s design work at the property is lauded, there’s no mention of what Ghislaine Maxwell got up to there or the bizarre birthday parties with Christopher Mason.

     

    Murder Mansion – Devisdale House, Dunham Road, Bowdon, Cheshire, WA14 4QG, UK

    Devisdale House, Dunham Road, Bowdon, Cheshire, WA14 4QG Oakleigh Christopher Lumsden murder 1
    Devisdale House, Dunham Road, Bowdon, Cheshire, WA14 4QG Oakleigh Christopher Lumsden murder 1

    For sale for £3.25 million ($4.16 million, €3.51 million or درهم15.28 million) through Jackson-Stops.

     

    Originally called ‘Oakleigh,’ this “striking Gothic Victorian villa” subsequently became known as ‘The House of Horror’ but has now been renamed ‘Devisdale House’ in an attempt to relieve it of a position in the ranks of undesirable homes.

     

    In March 2005, Christopher Lumsden, a partner in the international law firm Pinsent Masons, killed his former Sotheby’s auctioneer wife Alison in the house in a “frenzied domestic attack in the master bedroom” according to The Sun. He stabbed her 30 times after she announced she was leaving him for another man and was amazingly jailed for just five years “after he was found guilty of manslaughter on the ground of diminished responsibility, claiming he had a depressive illness.”

     

    ‘Oakleigh’ subsequently “fell into rack and ruin” in spite of reports suggesting Lumsden may have inherited his wife’s fortune, but more recently it was purchased by a property developer. They have added an especially ghastly underground swimming pool, sauna, cinema room and triple garage and now pompous selling agents Jackson-Stops pretentiously laud the property as “incredible,” “striking” and “meticulously remodelled.” Christopher Lumsden, meanwhile, was released from prison after serving just two years of his jail sentence.

     

    A Killer Castle – Pencoed Castle, Pencoed Lane, Llanmartin, Newport, Gwent, Wales, NP18 2ED, UK

    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.
    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.

    For sale with a guide price of £950,000 ($1.2 million, €1 million or درهم1.7 million) by auction on 17th September 2020 through Allsop.

     

    Pencoed Castle dates to the 13th century and in the time since one can imagine all sorts has gone on there. Most recently, in 2016, a then 56-year-old businessman Peter Morgan strangled his girlfriend of three years, a 25-year-old personal escort named Georgina Symonds, in a bungalow in the castle grounds. The married multi-millionaire was sentenced to life with a minimum term of 25 years in prison and with that the estate found itself joining the ranks of undesirable homes.

     

    Wales Online report that “it is not known if Mr Morgan still owns the property,” but for less than a million pounds, a buyer could get themselves not only the castle (which could be turned into 12 dwellings and offices also), but also a former farmhouse, two bungalows and 64.8 acres of land. Previous plans to turn the site into a Disneyland-style theme park called Legend Court came to nothing and of the property a local cryptically remarked: “This place’s recent history is very dark.”

     

    Axing a Ghost – Maplecroft, 306 French Street, Fall River, Massachusetts, MA 02720, USA

    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.
    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.

    For sale for £696,000 ($890,000, €751,000 or درهم1.2 million) through Century 21 The Seyboth Team.

     

    Sold last for £469,000 in February 2018 and £386,000 in November 2014, Maplecroft  is described by realtor Suzanne St. John as “a Queen Anne Victorian Mansion,” but many would consider it fitting instead of a listing on a roster of undesirable homes. It was built in 1887, extends to 3,935 square foot and includes 7 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.

     

    The allegedly haunted residence, which stands on a plot of 0.31 acres, is notable as the post-prison home of one Lizzie Borden (1860 – 1927) – a woman who was the main suspect in the 1892 axe murders of her father and step-mother. Accused, tried and acquitted, Miss Borden inherited a fortune, bought Maplecroft and when she died of pneumonia her wake was held in the parlour.

     

    The current owner also owns the house where the murders were committed and runs it as a ‘murder house B&B.’ He had intended to convert Maplecroft into something similar, but COVID-19 (and perhaps the spirit of Lizzie Borden) got in the way.

     

     

    A Nine Year Sleep – Sleepy Cottage, 1 School Lane, Turville, Henley-On-Thames, Buckinghamshire, RG9 6QX, UK

    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.
    Five of the Worst – Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – ‘The Steeple Times’ selects five undesirable homes currently for sale that many would say would remain best avoided. 1. Jeffrey Epstein mansion in New York. 2. Christopher Lumsden wife murder house in Cheshire. 3. Sleepy Cottage Midsomer Murders. 4. Lizzie Borden ghost. 5. Peter Morgan and Georgina Symonds murder castle in Wales.

    For sale for £750,000 ($960,000, €810,000 or درهم1.3 million) through Savills.

     

    Strictly speaking, our final choice in our roster of undesirable homes, has had only a gruesome past in a fictional sense given that it sits in a village used in Midsomer Murders. Nobody in their right minds – if such a place did really exist – would want to reside in any of Midsomer’s locations given the risk of ending up brown bread would be so high, but the innocent sounding name of this cottage makes it worthy of mention.

     

    Used also in the perfectly harmless series Goodnight Uncle Tom and the BBC sitcom The Vicar of Dibley, 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom Sleepy Cottage is also noteworthy as it was most famously home to ‘The Sleeping Girl of Turville.’

     

    Of this enigma, selling agents Savills remark:

     

    “Ellen Sadler, who lived in the cottage with her family when in 1871, aged eleven she purportedly fell into a deep sleep from which she could not be roused for nine years. The case attracted international attention from newspapers, medical professionals and the public. She became a tourist attraction for the village, and her family made considerable money from visitors’ donations.”

     

    “Rumours exist that among the elder Turville residents that Royalty even took an interest in her. The Prince of Wales, the future King Edward VII, visited her and laid his hands on her which people in those days believed would cure the sick.”

     

    “As the years went on and with no sign of Ellen waking, speculation grew that her illness was caused by her mother, an issue that was never resolved. In late 1880, soon after her mother’s death, Ellen awoke. She later married and had at least five children.”

     

    Undesirable Homes Currently For Sale – Pictured top: Jeffrey Epstein’s initials were prominently displayed at the entrance to 9 East 71st Street whilst the entrance hallway beyond aimed to impress with its classical grandeur. Goodness knows how many unfortunates passed through this space on their way on their way to be abused by the late Mr Epstein and his mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell.

     

     

  • Instagram – Ban Larysa Switlyk

    Instagram – Ban Larysa Switlyk

    Change.org petition launched to demand the evil sex toy-shover-up-the-bums-of-sheep Larysa Switlyk be banned from Instagram

    Given the angry reaction to our story on Friday about Larysa Switlyk from our readers, we have now started a Change.org petition calling on Instagram to at the very least remove this Trump supporting endangered animal slayer’s ‘blue tick’ and a the very best, ban her altogether from the medium.

     

    Posting a petition to the Change.org site about the hunting world’s equivalent of Katie Hopkins, Matthew Steeples remarked:

     

    Animal massacrer Larysa Switylk has a blue tick on Instagram in spite of the fact she has:

     

    1. Posted pictures of herself with the bodies of endangered spieces she has killed such as mountain goats and Coke’s hartebeests. She posts these images to Instagram.

     

    1. Has bragged about shooting a sheep in England and shoved a sex toy up its bum. She posted this toecurlingly sick image to the site.

     

    1. Associated with other killers of amongst animals including alligators, peacocks, turkeys, elephants, lions and leopards such as Donald Trump’s sons and brags about what they kill. She has no respect for her victims and posts pictures of such to Instagram.

     

    Larysa Switlyk’s content is offensive and her smugness about killing endangered creatures is morally reprehensible. It is unacceptable and should not be posted to a medium where it can be seen by hundreds of millions of people.

     

    Larysa Switlyk should a) lose the blue tick she should never have been given by Instagram in the first place and secondly b) she should be banned from Instagram for posting offensive content.

     

    We ask readers to please sign the Change.org petition to ban Larysa Switlyk by clicking here and that you all also please share as widely as possible.

     

    Thank you.

     

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    Instagram – Ban animal abuser Larysa Swyitlk from Instagram –Change.org petition launched to demand the evil sex toy-shover-up-the-bums-of-sheep Larysa Switlyk is banned from Instagram.
    Ban Larysa Switlyk from Instagram – That this vile woman enjoys shooting slow moving creatures like sheep about sums up her complete lack of a moral compass. Why do social media operators allow her to continue to share such imagery?
  • Monster of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

    Monster of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

    Massacring monster Larysa Switlyk boasts about killing an endangered Coke’s hartebeest and a wolf also; she shares such for personal profit and frankly Instagram should be ashamed of itself for enabling her

    Fresh from proudly boasting about slaughtering an endangered Coke’s hartebeest in Northern Tanzania in August. – which even she admitted has seen its “numbers crashed” – Larysa Switlyk yesterday posted an image of herself with a wolf she’d mercilessly killed in Macedonia on Instagram.

     

    Barbaric bitch Switlyk’s image shockingly attracted over 2,600 likes in just 11 hours and comments such as “that’s cool!” and “you can make a necklace from his tusks,” but what should be remembered is this: The dumb-ass morons flocking to her page are then directed to a page selling ‘sheep yoga shorts’ and ‘baby one pieces.’ Larysa Switlyk, it can be argued, shares this on social media for one reason and one reason alone and that disgustingly is personal profit.

     

    Previously, this vile excuse for a human and all-round personification of evil has been ironically photographed at a fundraiser for Rescue Dogs Rock NYC with fellow slayer of elephants and leopards Eric Trump and she’s also been captured shoving sex toys up the bums of sheep she’d shot in Norfolk, England. Frankly, her eventual elimination from the planet is the only thing about her that will ever be welcomed.

     

    Please sign a Change.org petition calling on Instagram to ban Larysa Switlyk from their site and/or, at the very least, remove her blue tick. The content she posts is not acceptable for family audiences.

     

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    Monster of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk kills wolf and Coke’s hartebeest – Massacring monster Larysa Switlyk boasts about killing an endangered Coke’s hartebeest and a wolf also; she shares such for personal profit and frankly Instagram should be ashamed of itself for enabling her.
    Larysa Switlyk’s post attracted over 2,616 likes on Instagram in just 11 hours from people plainly as mentally retarded as her. If the social media giant had any decency, they would ban this monster from their platform given the offensive content she posts. One has to ask: “Who in their right mind on Instagram’s board, for example, finds it acceptable to shove a sex toy up the arse of a dead sheep?”