Plated XI – 15 more of the best registration plates spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’
Continuing our series, below we feature 15 more unusual, laughable and entertaining registration plates:
If you need to ask… – H005 BAD (Spotted by Orlando Hamilton)A wine connoisseurs car? – SH11RAZSomeone with bathroom issues – POO 4 EVA
One for Churchill – WNSTONA lover of particularly large bees – TA11 BEEA curious sort with a truly curious car – ODD 913Someone whose wishes plainly came true – MY W15H (Spotted by Sasha Reid)Smokey Robinson’s ride – M1 GUY (Spotted by Katie Finegan)Someone who fancies themselves as a combination of James Bond and aristocracy – L007 ORDSomeone with lesbian tendencies – K155 DYX (Shared on Twitter by @damiendemolder)Someone with a large head – F4T HD (Spotted by Scott Ashley)Another fatty – 14 FATSomeone truly trashy – GARBAGE (Spotted by Rupert Bravery in Texas)A wannabe spy – 400 KGBA fan of BOGOFs – BUY 1
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My all time favourite was the teaser number NOW IF that belonged to the late Pierre Martin the ‘ tres formidable ‘ owner of many Chelsea fish restaurants, including Quai St Pierre – now Chez Patrick in Stafford Street, La Croisette, L’ Olivier, Lou Pescadou and Le Suquet
Pierre was the inspiration and mentor of many current proprietors
For those who didn’t know him he is well worth Googling
As Evelyn Waugh’s former home sells at auction for £3.16 million against asking price of £2.5 million, we ask: “Will the new owners be able to get the £250 per year pesky tenants to do some moving on and vacate this Georgian gem?”
Georgian mansion in Gloucestershire once home to ‘Brideshead Revisited’ author Evelyn Waugh to be sold at auction for knockdown price of £2.5 million; no viewings are allowed, the current ‘tenant’ pays just £250 per annum rent and was taken to court in January for owing £1.2 million to the Mandarin Oriental.
Which would you prefer? One room in Knightsbridge for a punchy payment of £3 million or a detached 16th century cottage for the paltry price of £1 in the West Midlands?
“Internationally important” Greek Revival Cairness House has its price slashed from £3 million to just £1.25 million in spite of it having been given a renovation that supposedly cost over £1 million.
RM Sotheby’s auctioneer Lord Dalmeny hammers down a 2001 Mini Cooper with 6 miles on the clock for the staggering sum of nearly £60,000; it would have cost around £10,500 new.
‘The Steeple Times’ selects five houses currently for sale that previously were decked out with “police line do not cross” tape after murders occurred there.
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That that ‘The Guardian’ is shocked by news that MPs – mostly Tories, it seems – “engaged in ‘sex and heavy drinking’ on trips abroad” is actually beyond bloody laughable.
My all time favourite was the teaser number NOW IF that belonged to the late Pierre Martin the ‘ tres formidable ‘ owner of many Chelsea fish restaurants, including Quai St Pierre – now Chez Patrick in Stafford Street, La Croisette, L’ Olivier, Lou Pescadou and Le Suquet
Pierre was the inspiration and mentor of many current proprietors
For those who didn’t know him he is well worth Googling