‘Bride of Wildenstein’ Jocelyn Wildenstein reunites with her lover Lloyd Klein; the plastic faced couple will marry at some point in the future
Yesterday, the world’s ugliest woman announced she is to marry the world’s vainest man in an exclusive feature in the DailyMail.com.
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According to the paper, Jocelyn Wildenstein – a New York based billionairess by divorce commonly known as the ‘Bride of Wildenstein’ and ‘Catwoman’ due to her hideous feline-like face – will not actually marry her on-off fashion designer boyfriend, Lloyd Klein, until next year and also revealed: “You never know if you’re ready for a relationship.”
In the frankly ghastly interview with someone named Ben Ashford, Klein – whose startled looks also are also no doubt the result of a few visits to surgeons and scalpels – declared he himself designed the multi-million dollar 32-carat diamond ring he gave to Wildenstein and revealed he gave it to her at the Miami home where Gianni Versace was murdered on the twentieth anniversary of his death last month. He commented: “I said: ‘Jocelyn this was the day Versace died and this the day we will live.’”
Pictured above: Jocelyn Wildenstein looking her normal scary self and Lloyd Klein after he had his now fiancée’s fingers dug into his skin.
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She is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well ———– Her bank balance is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d have her if she gave me $50m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy money, yummmy mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This person should be spending her dosh on a psychiatrist not on these plastic surgery procedures. She obviously has a serious mental problem if she can look in the mirror and think that looks normal.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest one of all? You’re not Jocelyn, there’rs no doubt, thank you mirror, over and out.
Can’t her face be reversed with plastic surgery back to her original looks, is it possible?
Frankly she doesn’t look too well, however she’s a result of Failed surgeries. It is easy to sit down and judge her looks but I don’t think she’s very happy about what she’s looking at the mirror every morning. There are loads of failed surgeries but all what’s left to do is live your life and just accept it because there are no way out of i whatsoever. I read about her and I will never believe that this look is what she was after! Shit happens , get over with it
Maybe she sued the surgeons and it was kept confidential. That’s why this specimen is rich? She looks like an escapee from Madame Tussauds Chamber of Horrors. Sorry about the name change it should be PLASTIC DUCK.