A set of quotes from Richard Madeley that will both amuse and astound
This week we were emailed an article that contained a set of forty quotes from the broadcaster Richard Madeley. Known for having had at least one ‘Winona Ryder moment’ and for having a ‘mother-like’ wife in the form of Judy Finnigan, the feature by a blogger who goes by the name of Jim Haginson is both amusing and astounding.
Amongst our favourite ‘Madeley moments’ are the following:
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Tweet of the Week – Mocking Madeley
Alleged shoplifting tellybox twerp Richard Madeley is turned into a lookalike of inept comedy character broadcaster Alan Partridge.
Wally of the Week – Richard Madeley
Richard Madeley once again proves himself a complete prat in remarks about autism on ‘Good Morning Britain’ Richard Madeley isn’t a man, he’s simply a menace. Married to the old soak and famous boob flasher Judy Finnigan and looking more and more like Dorian Gray as each day passes, the former This Morning presenter […]
In conversation with President Clinton: “I know what it’s like to be wronged by the press. I was once accused of shoplifting. Unlike you though, I knew I was innocent”.
Of women: “I’ve never met a single women who’s happy with the way she looks, except Jordan, although I’ve never met her”.
To Keira Knightley: “Can we get some make up please, get Keira looking like a crack whore, she’d make a good crack whore”.
To a caller: “I understand you have a little lad of 12. Is it a boy or a girl?”
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