Saturday, December 5, 2020

Pictures of the Week: A dog’s dinner

A woman whose interpretation of doggie glamour leaves little to the imagination

 

Our Picture of the Week undoubtedly had to be an image captured just off London’s Piccadilly Circus outside a ridiculously named venue called DSTRKT. Try pronouncing that whilst drunk.

 

This poor poodle plainly isn't impressed by either his mistress or her handbag
This poor poodle plainly isn’t impressed by either his mistress or her handbag

The event, held on Wednesday night, where we got the snap, it transpires, was Channel 5’s World’s Most Pampered Pet Party. Attendees (none of whom we’re familiar with) included Wayne Gordon, Jenny Pacey, Zoe Birkett, Louise Harris and Rosanna Jasmin according to photographs shown on the pages of the Contact Music website.

 

In their invite, Channel 5 specified that dogs had to come as “princes and princesses” and their two-legged companions must be “glamorous”. Plainly, this lady – complete with a doggie handbag –took the invitation literally. What a dog’s dinner.

 

 

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