Picture of the Week – A Bottled Baroness

Racist Marie-Claire, ‘Baroness’ von Alvensleben spotted dashing for sparkling wine as she ‘works the room’ at chi-chi antiques fair

 

Last night at LAPADA, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting innocents complete with her trademark helmet hairstyle, Marie-Claire ‘Baroness’ von Alvensleben perched on a bench at the entrance.

 

The wannabe Elnett ambassador’s eyes beamed when a bottle of Gusbourne English sparkling wine appeared on the horizon and a witness spotted the convicted racist dashing towards it. As a waitress poured, an observer remarked: “If she has any more, she’ll be on the floor” (in reference to the author of Absolutely Everything’s previous antics drunkenly rolling around at a party with television presenter Michael Barrymore).

 

Here, in our Picture of the Week, we share an image of this bigoted woman ‘at work’ in this liggers’ paradise.

 

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13 COMMENTS

  1. No PWOAH on this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even a randy dog wouldn’t want her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dirty looking woman!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing aristocratic about her —– more prat than peerage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lock her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. She has no shame. I hear she still lives on the scrounge in The Diplomat Hotel in Belgravia despite protesting to have no money in court. They should turf her out given their resident guests are at risk from future violent outbursts when she’s drunk. I have never seen her sober.

  3. Lock her up!!!!!!!!! (as Rod says) and as for Barrymore – what about the family of that poor man who drowned in his pool in mysterious circumstances? I bet they’d appreciate these photos of these shameless disgraces. I tell it like it is and I demand: LOCK HER UP and throw her out of the hotel THE DIPLOMAT – nothing diplomatic about this b***h.

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