Saturday, November 9, 2024

Neil “Razor” Ruddock: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

The Steeple Times asks former footballer and television personality Neil “Razor” Ruddock: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

 

The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom.” What’s your guiding force?

My dad.

 

“Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

If anyone hits you, hit them back twice as hard.

 

Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2013?

Speidi.

 

Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?

Frankie Dettori.

 

What might you swap all your wealth for?

World peace.

 

Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank.” What’s your view on the banking crisis?

It’s great because I’ve got fuck all.

 

What phrase or word do you most loathe?

“I’m not opening my legs, I’ve got a headache”.

 

In the UK, some people consider charity to “begin at home.” What’s your view and what causes do you personally support?

World peace and nurses.

 

The judge in Law Abiding Citizen states: “I can pretty much do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?

Ban mobile phones.

 

Neil "Razor" Ruddock
Neil “Razor” Ruddock

 

If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?

Kate Winslet, Donald Pleasence and King Kong.

 

If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?

A meal with Pussy Galore off James Bond.

 

What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?

When one wakes up.

 

A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?

A cup of tea.

 

Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?

Ann Summers because. Exactly.

 

Who is the most positive person you know?

Ann Summers.

 

What’s your most guilty pleasure?

Ann Summers.

 

If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?

A grizzly bear.

 

If you were a car, what marque would you be?

A Fiat 500.

 

Cilla Black presented “Surprise, Surprise.” Tell us the most surprising thing about you.

I used to cry at “Surprise, Surprise”.

 

What’s currently sitting on your mantelpiece?

Elvis.

 

Neil “Razor” Ruddock is a former professional footballer, television personality and actor. He debuted at Millwall and had a long career playing for Tottenham Hotspur, Southampton, Liverpool, West Ham and Crystal Palace. He appeared in I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! in 2004 and Celebrity Big Brother in 2013.

 

Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/RealRazor

 

The Steeple Times
The Steeple Times
We research and background check our articles. If you believe we have made and error in some detail please get in touch, we seek always to write the truth and stand against a press owned by a self selected few. Please help us, we will accept all your likes, subscriptions and anonymous suport. The Editor and his team at the Steeple Times.

4 COMMENTS

  1. One of the most entertaining mantelpiece items for a while, Razor was a force to be reckoned with on the football field and clearly remains so off it.

  2. Razor was very entertaining on Celebrity Big Brother, and I admire his wicked sense of humour, I used to get him mixed up with George Galloway. Razor is a lot smarter and sharper, obviously superior in cognitive ability.
    George Galloway imitating a cat in Celebrity Big Brother 2004 was hillarious. He has got comedy value.

Comments are closed.

BOOK BELOW
3,573FansLike
2,068FollowersFollow
16,731FollowersFollow
4,962SubscribersSubscribe

£1 per week Supports The Steeple Times

Help journalism to remain honest & independent. You can make a difference to the world today.

Subscribe For DAILY NEWS

Please subscribe, like and share this unique site, it helps us tremendously. The Steeple Times in return will send you an email at noon each and everyday, that we sincerely hope you will enjoy & look forward to seeing in your inbox.

Trending Now

Who Did Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell Sex Traffic Their Victims To? Unsealing of Epstein Documents, New Book About Maxwell

As 200 pages of transcripts about the 2006 investigation into paedophile Jeffrey Epstein are unsealed, a new book – released Thursday – examines “who is permitted to speak” about sexual abuse by an abuse victim present at mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s 2021 trial; One key question still remains tellingly unanswered: “Who did these two monsters actually sex traffic their victims to?”

Bonking Bone Bombards Bonny Broadstairs – Disgraced Sex Fiend Tory Peter Bone’s Lover To Stand In East Thanet

Matthew Steeples suggests the General Election is going “bonkers in Broadstairs” after the Tories replace “bionic man” Craig Mackinlay with the lover of the disgraced sex fiend Tory Peter Bone as their candidate in East Thanet; elsewhere, petulant ‘popstar’ Holly Valance may throw her hat in for Reform in Basildon and Billericay.

Margaret Burke

Former Neo-Nazi supporting HMP Holloway jailbird turned one-time Labour Party councillor Margaret Burke happily hung around with hypocrites Diane Abbott, Jeremy Corbyn and Caroline Flint; will she get a ‘photo op’ with the drippy dope Sir Keir Starmer during General Election 2024?

Most Popular Articles

The Phil & Matt Show

Phillip Schofield filmed smoking shisha with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy (and pictured in bed thereafter); another image shows the pair together in photograph...

Was Mucky Minx Meghan Markle A ‘Yacht Girl’ For ‘Randy Andy’?

As author Kirby Sommers suggests that the then Meghan Markle likely spent time with Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein before she met Prince Harry, we again highlight the mucky, murkiness and mendacious manner of this alleged “yacht girl.”

SchofieldLite

‘Politicalite’ suggest Phillip Schofield orchestrated his ‘mass coming out’ after a former ‘This Morning’ runner had gone to the press about a supposed relationship...

Meddling Meghan Markle Expose – Attwood, Hopkins & Steeples

Expose interview with Matthew Steeples by Shaun Attwood and Jennifer Hopkins about the former Meghan Markle watched over 73,000 times in 16 hours since it aired; Steeples condemns hapless Prince Harry and his meddling menace wife.