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Morgan Delle Piane: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

The Steeple Times asks experimental disc jockey and background actor Morgan Delle Piane: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

 

The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?

All the virtues.

 

“Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

Equality and diversity.

 

Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2013?

Danny Dyer and Leanne Mitchell.

 

Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?

Partying in a mansion.

 

What might you swap all your wealth for?

Charity and philanthropy.

 

Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank”. What’s your view on the banking crisis?

Banks should lend less money.

 

What phrase or word do you most loathe?

Anything that is discriminating.

 

In the UK, some people consider charity to “begin at home”. What’s your view and what causes do you personally support?

There are hundreds of different charities in the UK. Some of them are international like Amnesty and JUSTICE.

 

The judge in Law Abiding Citizen states: “I can pretty much do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?

Sometimes you have to switch it off.

 

Morgan Delle Piane
Morgan Delle Piane

If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?

Hercule Poirot, James Bond, Augusta Bertram and Phileas Fogg.

 

If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?

At The Fat Duck restaurant in Bray, Berkshire.

 

What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?

11am.

 

A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?

I love tea.

 

Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?

Daniel Lismore’s as he is different.

 

Who is the most positive person you know?

Myself.

 

What’s your most guilty pleasure?

To sleep with all the boys.

 

If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?

A tiger.

 

If you were a car, what marque would you be?

A Ferrari.

 

Cilla Black presented Surprise, Surprise. Tell us the most surprising thing about you.

I mainly work as a music disc jockey, but I also work as a background actor.

 

What’s currently sitting on your mantelpiece?

A vase filled with roses, a swan vase with schlumbergera, 2 candles, a candlestick and greeting cards.

 

Morgan Delle Piane is an experimental disc jockey and background actor. He currently DJs for International Electronic Sessions and International Really? Events. Delle Piane has also been a background actor in a number of films, television programmes, commercials, music videos and theatrical productions.

 

Follow Morgan Delle Piane on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/MorganDellePiane

 

View examples of his works at: http://www.youtube.com/MorganDellePiane

  1. What an extraordinary comment to make….I don’t think The Steeples Times is the place for the promotion of promiscuity…AIDS is a big enough problem.
    What’s your most guilty pleasure?
    To sleep with all the boys.

  2. It’s a fact that promiscuity is common, 50% of the people are promiscuous, for example Casanova.
    Updates:
    Normally charity is about giving to people who are not related, some charities are international, there are thousands of different charities in the UK (fact), for example Oxfam and GlobalGiving, etc.
    Formerly and currently a guest DJ for Proud Camden, Beverly Hills UK film society, Electronic Sessions and Divine Bookings, etc.

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