Melania Trump isn’t known for her intellect, but in sharing images of herself digging up soil next to the White House’s tennis court yesterday with her 3.4 million Instagram followers this dimwit gave rise to two suggestions.
Though Mrs Trump alleges she’s breaking ground for an “exciting” pavilion project, we’d suggest she could be either burying evidence for her hubby as he awaits impeachment or practicing for her role in building his accursed and much loathed wall.
Either way, Melania did something else: She also illustrated that you can do construction in your heels.
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Send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want a bit of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s plainly good for holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck her and Donald in the hole.
Ludicrous but what can one expect of the Trumps?
That shovel looks like it’s done a lot of digging, not.
I don’t know what the hell she is doing with Donald apart from the power and prestige. A lot more people would have taken notice of this project if she had done it in a bikini and the heels. She is a cracker, even if there is nothing between her ears, but I suspect that’s what Rodders from down under loves about her.
Deport the cow.