Katie Price is hardly a person in a position to give advice to Madonna on cosmetic surgery
Katie Price has racked up six names and three marriages since being born in 1978. Described as “football-boobed” by The Mirror, the glamour model used her weekly column in The Sun today to attack Madonna.
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In an article titled “I’d rather be Her Maj than Madge”, “The Pricey” stated:
“Let’s focus on — or should I say freeze frame — Madonna’s face first… She looks like a swollen blancmange”.
“It looks to me like she’s had way too much filler because of the creases under her eyes and God knows what has been injected in the rest of her face”.
“I hope my childhood idol will look at these pictures and realise there is a time to grow old gracefully for all of us”.
Price, who also recently described the model Kelly Brook as a “heifer”, plainly hasn’t looked in the mirror lately herself. For that reason, we make her the first The Steeple Times Wally of the Week.
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