19.6 C
London
Thursday, May 28, 2020

Let’s not have to turn out the lights

‘The Steeple Times’ reimagines The Sun’s 1992 election winning front page and urges readers to vote Conservative

 

In 1992, The Sun is credited with turning John Major into a winner when they ran a front page carrying the headline: “If Kinnock wins today will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights”. Today, Britain faces the same dilemma and in urging our British readers to consider this today, we suggest the same given the prospect of the disaster that would follow if we elected an Ed Miliband-led government

 

Let’s not have to turn out the lights
The Steeple Times reimagines The Sun’s 1992 General Election day front page and suggests: If Red Ed wins today will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights

 

Whilst it was The Sun Wot Won It” in 1992, the last thing we need in 2015 is a “Two Kitchens” hypocrite potentially wrecking our country. Be sure to vote wisely today: If you don’t, you might be faced with the prospect of being asked, as the last person to leave Britain, to turn out the lights.

 

 

Subscribe to our free once daily email newsletter here:[wysija_form id=”1″]

 

5 COMMENTS

  1. The choice is simple, we either carry on moving forward with a Conservative Government and leverage up on the amazing gains made in the last 5 years or slam into reverse under Labour. The prospect of Miliband running this country and plunging us back into a 1970’s style semi-socialist state is truly terrifying, especially when this country and it’s economy are starting to come good. I hope people do the sensible thing today and vote Conservative even if they never have before, it is the only sensible option for this country to keep moving forward.

  2. From what I see and hear Miliband is not competent to chair a Cabinet or run a government let alone deal with an emergency such as floods or an international crisis. If the ‘party of envy’ does win a majority, they will have to replace this blow dried fantasist with a proper leader. However, they are all infected with the envy bug so the best thing is to hope they fail to form a government.

  3. There was possibly a rougher primary school in South Wales than the one that I attended; but one would have been hard pressed to find it

    There was a young boy there at the same time as me who spoke proper, which was a great disadvantage given the circumstances

    This boy – Christopher Potter – turned out briefly to be Britain’s most powerful man in that was the lobby correspondent for the Sun during the Thatcher years

    Christopher; nick named ‘ Painless Potter ‘ by such as Kelvin Mackenzie, Michael Buerk and Richard Littlejohn sadly died very early of an incurable cancer

    Would that Christopher were still around to witness this, and to just be still around

    to see a mention …..Google Christopher Potter lobby correspondent for the Sun…..
    Margaret Thatcher remembered- BBC

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Most Popular

Desmond Dropped

Ex-Daily Express owner Richard Desmond’s plans for a 1,500 apartment complex kicked out as Tory housing minister Robert Jenrick MP is shown to have “unlawfully approved” the proposed scheme.

Moron of the Moment – Darren Grimes

In threatening respected writer Peter Jukes with legal action, Darren Grimes yet again shows himself as nothing but a petulant pillock.

Mixed Up McGee

Dippy Debbie McGee yet again confirms her status as the ultimate airhead in boasting about her connections to ‘Randy Andy’ and is met with a denial from a royal source.

Could Mark Alexander be Innocent?

With humanitarian Terry Waite questioning the safety of the conviction of Mark Alexander for murdering his conman father Samuel, is it time that this curious case was reviewed?

Distraction Dom

Matthew Steeples suggests devious Dominic Cummings might actually be the best asset bungling Boris Johnson has got left; the king of distraction has made Jennifer Arcuri go away.

A Box Office Balls-up

Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea council’s decision to approve replacement for Kensington Odeon with a 63% smaller cinema is deservedly condemned as a “box office balls-up.”

A Magnum Muckup

Unilever ludicrously forced to “urgently” recall Magnum ice cream because it contains MILK. Health and safety busybodies at their finest.

Hero of the Hour – Adrian Chiles

BBC presenter Adrian Chiles’s delight in the simple pleasures of a pint in a park during lockdown reflects how so many feel.

Moron of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

“Bitch of the first order” Larysa Switlyk takes to Instagram during the coronavirus lockdown to brag about her latest massacres; this moronic monster previously paid to shoot sheep in England.

Roy Clark’s Roller

‘I Never Picked Cotton’ singer Roy Clark’s Rolls-Royce heads to auction complete with suicide doors and emblazoned with his initials in gold leaf.

Lockdown Lunacy

Aleks Walker examines what famous folk have been doing at home during the coronavirus lockdown and identifies some quite bizarre examples.

Smiling Churchill and Scowling Edward

Rare photograph of Winston Churchill dining with Edward VIII to be sold as part of a sale on the eve of the 80th anniversary of him becoming Prime Minister. In a reversal of roles, it is the royal (nicknamed ‘Our Smiling Prince’) who is scowling whilst the future Prime Minister (nicknamed ‘Our Scowling PM’) smiles.

More Matters Marmalade – Part V

More Matters Marmalade – Part V – Guardian readers on marmalade – Letter penning ‘Guardian’ readers return to their favourite subject – marmalade. This time marmalade and tights.

Heroine of the Hour – Anne Diamond

Heroine of the Hour – Anne Diamond on Duchess of Sussex book – Anne Diamond is right to call out the Duchess of Sussex’s mint-making collaboration with Omid Scobie and Carolyn Durand’s ‘Finding Freedom’ as annoying, daft and delusional.

Beauty’s in the Eye of the Bargain Basement Bugatti

Replica “homage to Jean Bugatti’s Type 57S Atlantic coupé” to be auctioned for a sum 99.9% lower than the most famous of the four originals is said to be worth. £124,000 to £165,000 for the 2016 ‘Assembled Vehicle’ 1939 Delahaye USA Pacific by Terry Cook.

A Faithfull Flat

Triplex apartment in Knightsbridge building once home to Marianne Faithfull for sale for the astounding sum of £25 million.

Weather Now

London
clear sky
19.6 ° C
21.1 °
18.3 °
39 %
6.7kmh
0 %
Thu
20 °
Fri
20 °
Sat
21 °
Sun
21 °
Mon
22 °