Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Shooting

Randy’s Shot – Prince Andrew To Console Himself Shooting Whilst Fergie Lives It Up In £5 Million Pad; Who’s Paying?

As his chances to return to royal duties look beyond shot, Prince Andrew supposedly intends to spend the winter shooting whilst his live-in ex-wife moves into a £5 million London pad in Belgravia; who is paying for their lavish lifestyle?

Capreolus Club Canned – A Salute To Jason Atherton For Banning Sick Goat Slayers

After a successful and swift campaign by ‘The Steeple Times,’ chef Jason Atherton is to be saluted for doing the right thing and banning the sickening goat slaying Capreolus Club from his premises; it is time these barbarians were banned full-stop.

Getting Our Goat II – Chef Jason Atherton To Welcome Barbarian Goat Slaying Capreolus Club

As the UK goat slaughtering Capreolus Club swap swanky Mark’s Club for Jason Atherton’s Berners Tavern, we condemn the latter for welcoming such barbarians to their premises.

Getting Our Goat – Mark’s Club, Mayfair To Host Party For Goat Killers

‘The Steeple Times’ launches a petition calling on Mayfair’s Mark’s Club – owned by the bouffant haired billionaire Richard Caring – to cancel an event for the Capreolus Club – an organisation that shockingly charges its members to shoot GOATS in the British Isles.

An ‘En Vacances’ Aston Martin

1993 Aston Martin Virage converted to a shooting brake for ‘vacances’ to be sold at auction; one of seven examples, the other six were built for Prince Jefri of Brunei One of just seven Aston...

The Slaying Sisters Sulk

‘The Steeple Times’s’ campaign against endangered species slaying Merelize van der Merwe and Larysa Switlyk has plainly really got to them; the sulky pair have set their attack dogs on us.

No ‘Scatterlings of Africa’ for Merelize van der Merwe

Merelize van der Merwe’s video accompanied by ‘Scatterlings of Africa’ music of her slaughtering a majestic giraffe is removed from YouTube for copyright infringement.

Switlyk’s Crocodile Calamity

‘Mirror’ joins ‘The Steeple Times’ in condemning trophy hunting trash bag Larysa Switlyk after she brags about “shopping for a new purse” whilst killing a 60-year-old crocodile.

Saving Ibex; Stopping Switlyk

As the ‘Guardian’ report on trophy hunters flocking to Sudan to shoot rare ibex, we remind the public to support our petition to put a stop to mentally unhinged ibex slaughterer Larysa Switlyk.

Merelize The Monster

As our petition seeking Facebook banish Merelize van der Merwe tops 25,000 signatures in less than a week, this giraffe slaying monster sickly shares a video of her kill on YouTube.

Ban Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook

Change.org petition started by ‘The Steeple Times’ seeking to ban giraffe slaying monster Merelize van der Merwe from Facebook goes viral with over 4,000 signatures in less than 24 hours.

Diabolical in Dallas

As the Dallas Safari Club disgustingly auction off an “opportunity” to kill an endangered black rhino, we urge readers to support our petition to put a stop to their shameless poster girl Larysa Switlyk.