Matthew Steeples suggests decidedly dim Prince Harry has well and truly lost the plot; he should heed the words of the equally ‘woke’ wally Lily Allen and finally “wind his neck in”
The Duke of Sussex always seemed a sandwich short of a picnic, but now, with his latest attack on his birth family, he’s well and truly shown he’s utterly lost the plot and turned into nothing but a pompous pillock content only with satisfying his money and fame hungry wife.
Preaching from their capacious Californian mansion complete with 16 bathrooms, this out-of-touch with ordinary folk wazzock and his acerbically annoying dollar demanding Duchess annoy utterly everybody. Is there nobody that they just don’t have a desire to piss off? It doesn’t matter if you are pro or anti the monarchy, it’s just impossible to like this laughable pair of loons and their whingeing ways.
Now, aside from attracting the likes of Sarah Vine to Yankee Wally have a pop at this pernicious plotless pair, once jolly-for-a-jape Prince Harry has gone and upset not only his father and brother, but also piled blame on his perfectly patient grandparents as well.
Speaking of his “cycle of pain” to Dax Shepherd’s Armchair Expert, which premieres next Friday, 21st May, the royal runt remarked:
“When it comes to parenting, if I’ve experienced some form of pain or suffering because of the pain or suffering that perhaps my father or my parents had suffered, I’m going to make sure I break that cycle so that I don’t pass it on.”
“I know this about his [Prince Charles’s] life, I also know that is connected to his parents so that means he’s treated me the way he was treated, so how can I change that for my own kids.”
In the 17th century, “to latibulate,” ‘Dictionary Corner’ doyenne Susie Dent, mused on Twitter this morning meant “to hide in a corner until conditions improve.” The Duke and Duchess of Sussex should take up just such and they should also listen to the normally woke wastrel Lily Allen’s 2014 song: Wind Your Neck In. It might do the pair of them some bloody good.
Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.
Lyrics to Lily Allen’s ‘Wind Your Neck In’ that should be heeded by the plotless Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Why don’t you keep your eyes on the road
Keep yourself to yourself
Or you’re gonna explode
Don’t concern yourself in my sh*t
If I told you the truth
Well you probably couldn’t handle it
What’s it got to do with you
I don’t care what you get up to
Didn’t ask for your opinion
Not your business
Wind your neck in
Why’d you think you’re better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There’s nothing to see here
Why’d you have to be here
Can’t you turn around and get back into your box
Wind your neck in (repeat)
I always said each to their own
Won’t you give me a break
Won’t you throw me a bone
I’m a different cat or a fish
If you don’t understand
Just look the other way, you b*tch
I’ll do my thing, you do yours
What you get up to behind closed doors
No of interest, I’ve no opinion
It’s not my business
Wind your neck in
Why’d you think you’re better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There’s nothing to see here
Why’d you have to be here
Can’t you turn around and get back into your box
Wind your neck in (repeat)
Down (Down)
The rubber-neckers slow me down
When will they ever work it out (Own)
No, they can’t run me out of town
Wind your neck in (repeat)
Why’d you think you’re better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There’s nothing to see here
Why’d you have to be here
Can’t you turn around and get back into your box
Wind your neck in (repeat)
