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  • Hero of the Hour – Jeremy Clarkson

    Hero of the Hour – Jeremy Clarkson

    Jeremy Clarkson was spot on in calling out the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s £112 million Netflix deal “just awful” and “drivel”

    ‘MeGain’ and her drip of a husband’s £112 million Netflix deal has quite rightly been rounded on by the majority as ridiculous and cringeworthy, but in commenting on it in The Sun yesterday, Jeremy Clarkson summed it up perfectly.

     

    Clarkson – whom previously remarked of Prince Harry’s criticism of the Commonwealth as “muddled” and an example of someone “getting their knickers in a twist” – stated:

     

    “They will be drivel. £100 million to make shows and films that inform and give hope? Kill me.”

     

    “I’d be much better making their programmes, as I don’t give a s**t about anything they give a s**t about. Just awful.”

     

    He is right and quite frankly Netflix should also be mocked for having bought the very worst example of a pap from the modern day Mrs Simpson.

     

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    Hero of the Hour – Jeremy Clarkson on Duke and Duchess of Sussex – Jeremy Clarkson was spot on in calling out the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s £100 million Netflix deal “just awful” and “drivel.”
    Jeremy Clarkson was right to call out the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s Netflix deal. It is something that will most deservedly motor into obscurity – as indeed it most definitely is nothing other than ludicrous.
    Jeremy Clarkson has previously been lauded for telling the former Meghan Markle to “get a grip.”
  • An Almighty Allsopp

    An Almighty Allsopp

    Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part?

     

    On Channel 5’s Jeremy Vine show on Monday, one of the panel, The Hon. Kirstie Allsopp, shared that she’d smashed up her children’s iPads because they weren’t using them responsibly. Outrage invariably ensued.

     

    During the programe, the “strong-minded” daughter of ex-Sotheby’s chairman Lord Hindlip and Location, Location, Location presenter stated:

     

    “This is the first time I’ve said this publicly. In June I smashed my kids’ iPads, not in a violent way. I actually banged them on the table leg.”

     

    “There is a game called Fortnite and another PUBG and I decided… We had made all sorts of rules and all sorts of times when we said you can’t play them and all those rules got broken and in the end I said: ‘Right that is it, I have to physically (break them).’”

     

    In the ensuing hours, Allsopp was both lauded as a sensible parent and slated as reckless and ridiculous on social media and in reply, Tweeted:

     

    “If you found your kids with a packet of cigarettes would you say: ‘I wouldn’t destroy these because they are worth a tenner but please don’t smoke?’ No of course you wouldn’t.”

     

    Before subsequently deciding to delete her Twitter account due to the level of abuse she had been subjected to, she added:

     

    “The second hand value of the iPads is about £70 each, if I feel a lesson was learned about following through then it was worth far, far, far more our family than £140. This is about the value of trust, and the value of people over things.”

     

    Of the debacle, on ITV1’s Good Morning Britain on Wednesday, author Anna May Mangan leapt to Allsopp’s defence:

     

    “I’ve heard her being called ‘Kirstie Allstropp’ on Twitter today. I’d have probably unplugged the router but she certainly didn’t deserve this public hanging. Is there such a thing as a perfect parent?”

     

    Joining the thousands who’ve condemned Allsopp, another guest replied:

     

    “It’s just a waste and sets a really bad example of how to look after possessions. Wilful smashing up an iPad is wasteful.”

     

    Whilst the Independent’s Anthony Cuthbertson bizarrely over-analysed the story by suggesting it “shows a darker side of gaming,” on Twitter, the pugnacious Brexiteer and all-round loudmouth Nadine Dorries MP decided to weigh in also. She remarked:

     

    “Gameboys that [sic] spoilt a family holiday for us once. Wish I’d thought of doing this. I’d have chucked them in the pool.”

     

    Just like the reaction when the foul mouthed yet highly amusing aristocrat Francis ‘F***ing’ Fulford’s wife threw her television in a lake because her children wouldn’t “turn the f***ing  thing” off” back in 2004 on the reality show The F***ing Fulfords, ‘Allstropp-gate’ is nothing but a storm in a teacup. It is one, however, that has done one thing: It has generated Ms Allsopp more column inches and thus yet more money making opportunities. To her, that’s most certainly worth smashing a couple of no doubt worn out old iPads for.

     

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    An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part? An Almighty Allstropp – Is the fuss over Kirstie Allsopp smashing up her children’s iPads justified? Or was it actually a very clever publicity stunt on her part?

  • Review: Farage Fans & UKIP Lovers

    Review: Farage Fans & UKIP Lovers

    Matthew Steeples reviews a Channel 5 documentary about UKIP supporters (more…)

  • Picture of the Week: Learning to be nice

    Picture of the Week: Learning to be nice

    Big Brother brings out the real Katie Hopkins (and it is far from nice)

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  • Bored off the Cliff

    Bored off the Cliff

    Cliff Richard bores on about gay rumours and rockstar wreckers

     

    Sir Cliff Richard OBE is a man of mystery. Rumours about his sexuality and other areas of his life abound on the Internet and in an interview for an Australian television channel last Friday, he again tried to dispel them. (more…)

  • I’m out

    I’m out

    Duncan Bannatyne slices £100,000 off asking price of his former marital home

     

    Listed in June 2013 for £899,000 according to Zoopla and now reduced to £799,995, Duncan Bannatyne OBE’s troubles with selling his home near Middlesbrough were detailed in yesterday’s ‘City Diary’ in The Telegraph. (more…)

  • Downton the Hatch!

    Downton the Hatch!

    As ‘Downton Abbey’ returns tonight, we raise a glass to its official unofficial drinking game

     

    Downton Abbey, a show that many have mixed views about, returns tonight. The nation will no doubt be gripped and though we hope Julian Fellowes has ironed out the historical inaccuracies and corrected the strangely informal relations between the master and his servants, we bet it’ll be another success. In preparation, we share with you a game that you might wish to play in accompaniment from 9pm tonight named Downton the Hatch! (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: Johnny Irwin

    Wally of the Week: Johnny Irwin

    ‘Escape to the Country’ presenter helps house hunting paedophile

     

    On Wednesday afternoon, the BBC screened an episode of Escape to the Country featuring a couple named Darren and Kasia Robinson. They neglected to mention the real reason behind the pair’s desire to move to rural Wales.  (more…)

  • Jerking the Dragons

    Jerking the Dragons

    Despite “Dragons’ Den” deal between Peter Jones and “Texas Joe” Walters falling apart, Texas Joe’s still does deal with Sainsbury’s

     

    Last week on the BBC series Dragons’ Den, an unusual thing happened: a self-styled ‘dragon’ invested more than an individual was pitching for. In the time since, the whole deal, it has been revealed, collapsed. (more…)

  • “Who’d have thought you could win a BAFTA just for being posh?”

    “Who’d have thought you could win a BAFTA just for being posh?”

    “Made in Chelsea” wins a BAFTA

     

    Made in Chelsea won a BAFTA last night for the Best Reality and Constructed Factual show. Many wondered why.

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