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  • Moron of the Moment – Andre Walker

    Moron of the Moment – Andre Walker

    Braggart bigot Andre Walker disgraces himself in the wake of the London attacks and is rightly roasted on Twitter

    Andre Walker – a “fat, northern… bit of a bruiser” with a penchant for branding The Steeple Times “fake news” – loves attention. He doesn’t care how he gets it, doesn’t care about what offence he causes and aside from wearing a ‘Make America Great Again’ baseball cap to a rally against the 45th POTUS earlier this year, this total pillock decided yesterday to share an image on Twitter of himself waving a cutlass sword on the terrace of the Palace of Westminster in the wake of the latest terror attack in London. It was accompanied by a provocative caption that read: “A bounty on my head. Any #ISIS terrorist that kills me gets £50k. I’ll give my address. No police. But I’ve got a sword. Good luck”.

     

    ‘Whackjob Walker’ – a former “political staffer” turned employee of the far-right Breitbart News rant sheet and more recently Jared Kushner’s New York based Observer – naturally wrote about why he opted to share the image in a column provocatively titled: “Today I Offered the Islamic State £50,000 to Kill Me”. Being, and here I won’t mince my words, a complete cock, he then delighted in the controversy he caused and remarked: “I love this” and “I’m up for it”.

    Moron of the Moment – Braggart bigot Andre Walker disgraces himself in the wake of the latest London terror attack and is rightly roasted on Twitter.

    Despite being forced to remove the highly insensitive image, which was rightly branded a “bizarre stunt” by the MailOnline, last week’s The Steeple Times ‘Wally of the Week’ Walker – whose previous moments of note have included being caught ranting on trains and involvement in the bullying scandal that resulted in the suicide of his supposed boyfriend, Elliott Johnson – remains unrepentant. On Sunday night, he bleated: “I don’t get why the left hate me for hating terrorists”.

     

    A selection of responses from Twitter users to this Grade A buffoon’s idiocy follow:

     

  • Double Bollocks

    Double Bollocks

    Politicians Lady Nugee and Sir Michael Fallon BOTH make total and utter fools of themselves over links to murderous dictator Bashar al-Assad

     

    Yesterday Labour’s Lady Nugee – a ridiculous woman who prefers to go by the name ‘The Rt. Hon. Emily Thornberry MP’ – succeeded in making a fool out of The Rt. Hon Sir Michael Fallon KCB, MP on the BBC’s Andrew Marr Show.

     

    A previous ‘Moron of the Moment’ on these pages, Lady “I actually have quite a lot more experience than people think I do” Nugee asked the Secretary of State for Defence to reveal where he was on 27th May 2007. When Sir Michael said he did not know and “scrambled to defend himself”, Lady Nugee told him he was “talking bollocks” and curtly added: “You were in Syria and you were celebrating at a reception for the re-election of President Assad with 99% of the vote. Now, I’m not going to judge you for going to a reception with Assad”.

     

    Though Sir Michael responded: “I don’t recall any party in Syria. I remember a fact-finding visit to Syria”, Lady Nugee continued like a mad attack dog and did not give up. She continued: “You really can’t just go around making this stuff up. There’s an election and people need to make decisions on the basis of the truth”.

     

    Rather inconveniently for the Shadow Foreign Secretary, later in the day, a pictured emerged of her hapless leader, Jeremy Corbyn, at a reception with President Bashar al-Assad in 2009.

     

    #DoubleBollocks

     

    Double Bollocks – Politicians Lady Nugee (Emily Thornberry) and Sir Michael Fallon BOTH make total and utter fools of themselves over links to murderous dictator Bashar al-Assad
    Lady Nugee with Sir Michael Fallon and Andrew Marr on Sunday
  • Wally of the Week – Sir Michael Caine

    Wally of the Week – Sir Michael Caine

    Actor Michael Caine claims to be “a socialist” in spite of having been involved in a tax avoidance scheme and previously leaving Britain to avoid the top rate of tax in the 1970s

     

    Sir Michael Caine, CBE is a man who flip-flops like no other and whose political views are best described as “chaotic”. Though a man known for fleeing Britain for America to avoid high taxes in the 1970s and a man named as an investor in a tax avoidance scheme named Liberty in 2014, the pro-Brexit actor has this week called himself a “socialist” and went as far to say: “I wouldn’t live in a country that didn’t pay income tax”.

     

    In an interview with the Catholic newspaper The Universe, Sir Michael remarked:

     

    “I’m a socialist, basically. I want as much money as possible for poor people, to help whoever’s in trouble. I wouldn’t live in a country that didn’t pay income tax”.

     

    “What you have to do is keep emotion out of it. You can’t say: ‘We hate these rich people, we’re going to tax them to smithereens’. You’ve got to have them stay in your country and pay the tax”.

     

    A public supporter of Margaret Thatcher, David Cameron and even Tony Blair, Sir Michael was forced to pay a significant sum to Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs after being exposed as part of the Liberty scheme and also made a fool of himself in another regard. The actor also told The Universe:

     

    “In order to do something good, I don’t just do work which is no good. I don’t do commercials’.

     

    In 2013, he was paid a six-figure sum to film a commercial for Sky television. How conveniently the man forgets.

     

  • Wally of the Week – Piers Morgan

    Wally of the Week – Piers Morgan

    Piers Morgan toadying up to Donald Trump over the terror attacks in Brussels can only be described as utterly repugnant (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: Carly Fiorina

    Wally of the Week: Carly Fiorina

    Carly Fiorina has shown herself to be nothing but a female version of Donald Trump (more…)

  • Overheard — 3rd November

    Overheard — 3rd November

    Clangers overheard by readers in the last week (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: Champagne swiller Dawn Ward

    Wally of the Week: Champagne swiller Dawn Ward

    ITVBe’s ‘The Real Housewives of Cheshire’s’ Dawn Ward provides an example of all that is wrong with ‘new wealth’ of her type (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: Steve Emerson

    Wally of the Week: Steve Emerson

    ‘Fox News’ terror expert Steve Emerson bizarrely claims Birmingham is “totally Muslim” and that religious police squads roam the streets of London and “seriously wound” people in non-Muslim dress (more…)

  • There’s no fool like an old fool

    There’s no fool like an old fool

    Prince Andrew admits to having been “foolish” over friendship with Jeffrey Epstein

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  • Dizzy Wizzy

    Dizzy Wizzy

    Owners of the G-Wiz are an illogical breed of motorists

     

    The G-Wiz is undoubtedly my least favourite car but this week on seeing an image taken by Khaled Khawaja of one and then taking another myself in a similar context, I realised drivers of such vehicles are truly the most ludicrous individuals. (more…)