Tag: Daily Mail

  • Pricing publicity

    Pricing publicity

    Katie Price’s antics set her on Titanic course

     

    When Katie Price married a part-time stripper named Kieran Hayler in January 2013 everyone cried “publicity stunt” and now she’s supposedly divorcing him, people are rightly shouting the same. (more…)

  • Lettice Rowbotham

    Lettice Rowbotham

    Lettice RowbothamThis Surrey based violinist and Britain’s Got Talent contestant has been described as “a mixture of the Duchess of York and Patsy from Ab Fab”. Lettice Rowbotham has played for Prince Charles, President Vladimir Putin and at Harvey Weinstein’s 2014 post-BAFTA party and of meeting Oprah Winfrey commented: “No, I didn’t know who she was. She’s quite well-known, isn’t she?” The daughter of an artist named Sheree Valentine Daines, here is a young lady who is amusing, down to earth and a hard worker. After wowing Simon Cowell and his fellow judges, in an April 2014 interview she told The Daily Mail’s Jenny Johnston that her “life would be complete” if she could marry a man named Jeffrey Leaf. A definite rising star.

     

  • Mind out Max

    Mind out Max

    Max Clifford refuses to apologise as it is revealed that he’s been borrowing against his assets

     

    Sexual abuser Max Clifford’s only remarks since being convicted have been to say that he is “incredibly disappointed about what’s happened” and he’ll be “back to court on Friday”. When asked if he would be apologising to the women he’d indecently assaulted, he did not answer and simply smugly raised his eyebrows. Here is a man with no shame and no regret. (more…)

  • From the ashes

    From the ashes

    One of England’s finest estates comes to the market for £25 to £30 million

     

    The scene of the tragic deaths of the Conservative MP Michael Colvin and his wife Nicola in 2000 in a fire, Tangley House, near Andover in Hampshire subsequently had to be demolished. A new house was constructed on the site in 2005 by a property developer named Harry Marriott and now he’s put it on the market complete with 505 acres of land (more…)

  • Footing the castle

    Footing the castle

    Own a castle (for just twenty years) for £850,000

     

    Trematon Castle near Saltash in Cornwall is a house that I stayed in about ten years ago when it belonged to a friend of mine’s family. It was sold subsequently and now it is on the market once again. (more…)

  • Jamming Giles

    Jamming Giles

    As Annabel Giles is threatened with legal action, she tweets about raspberry jam

     

    Media mouthpiece Annabel Giles, this morning’s Daily Mail reported, is being threatened with legal action over claims she made during the Channel 5 show The Big Benefits Row: Live. I am not surprised given that this is not the first time this loudmouth has caused upset. (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: Monica Porter

    Wally of the Week: Monica Porter

    Cougar Monica Porter is a woman who needs to act her age

     

    We’ve nothing against older women dating younger men and Joanna Lumley recently portrayed a fine example in her kiss with Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street. In recent weeks, however, the Mail Online have featured a tawdry cougar named Monica Porter and we simply had to make her our Wally of the Week. (more…)

  • Overheard: 11th March

    Overheard: 11th March

    Classic clangers from the last week (more…)

  • Rucking a baroness

    Rucking a baroness

    Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben gets off with a suspended sentence

     

    “Don’t kick a dog when it’s down” is a commonly used phrase, but in the case of ‘Baroness’ Marie Claire von Alvensleben I’ll make an exception given that she only received a six week jail sentence, suspended for twelve months, for her racist tirade last December. (more…)

  • Picture of the Week: Soggy socked Sam

    Picture of the Week: Soggy socked Sam

    The plight of Somerset’s ‘King Canute’ Sam Notaro sums up how bad flooding in the UK is

     

    The arrogance of government ministers about flooding and the many victims who’ve been underwater since December has been surprising but our Picture of the Week is what truly sums up the mess so many are in. (more…)