Friday, April 19, 2024

OBSERVERS

Stella Creasy MP

This rising star of the Labour Party entered the House of Commons in May 2010. Nicknamed “St. Ella” and referred to as “Labour’s most interesting Member of Parliament” by ConservativeHome, Creasy is widely tipped...

Meghan McCain

The tattooed daughter of Senator John McCain once suggested that “Republicans are scared shitless about the future” and voted for John Kerry. She has since claimed to be “socially liberal, economically conservative” and changed...

Amanda Hearst

This “Hearst with a heart” is a special projects editor at Town & Country magazine and the founder of Friends of Finn, a committee dedicated to stopping the “inhumane treatment of dogs in puppy...

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

This Ugandan-born journalist is a self-confessed racist who loathes “white, middle class men”, yet describes herself as being a “leftie liberal, anti-racist, feminist, Muslim, part-Pakistani, and ... a very responsible person”. She believes Osama...

Dr. Elisabeth Maxwell (better known as Betty Maxwell, 1921 – 2013)

Her “fat fraudster” husband called this French Hugenot Protestant “the keeper of my Jewish soul”. Of her life with him, she wrote an autobiography titled A Mind of My Own: My Life With Robert...

Charlie Cooper

After being convicted of stealing £1,500 worth of jewellery from Vandra Henderson of Whitstable, Kent in July 2013, this cleaner took to Facebook to berate a local newspaper who featured an image of him....

Baroness Doreen Lawrence OBE

The Jamaican mother of Stephen Lawrence, who was tragically murdered in a racist incident in 1993, has done huge amounts of community work in her son’s name since. A tireless campaigner for justice, Baroness...

Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes)

This “relentlessly mocking” Irish right-wing blogger is the editor of the UK’s most read political blog and operates with a guiding force of: “Fuck with me, and I fuck with you”. Staines has variously worked...

The Rt. Hon. the Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG PC

This real life ‘M’ is a former Minister of State for Security and Counter Terrorism and has also been a BBC Governor and Chairman of the British Joint Intelligence Committee. Oxford educated Neville-Jones is...

Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

Born in Barnstaple, Hopkins is a serial reality contestant who is serially capable of making seriously stupid remarks. This blonde blabbermouth was once a stand-by contestant for Big Brother and appeared on both...

Panda Morgan-Thomas

This ridiculously named woman is Knightsbridge’s leading busybody. A resident of Sloane Street, Morgan-Thomas and her daughter hector motorists and believes she lives in a “village”. How many villages do you know with Chanel,...

The Rt. Hon. The Lady Garden of Frognal

It’s quite simple. With a name like hers, this Oxford educated Liberal Democrat peer ought to be made the President of the Royal Horticultural Society.

Chloe Madeley

A model and “television personality”. The daughter of the former daytime duo Richard and Judy, Madeley appeared in a show named Celebrity Quitters in 2010 but has been banned for causing a car crash...

Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC

“If you want news, listen to the radio; if you want sex, read the newspapers” is amongst the many classic quotes from this Conservative peer. A land girl, a Bletchley Park codebreaker, Mayor of...

Martha Kearney

This “avid bee-keeper” is the main presenter of BBC Radio 4’s World At One. When interviewed by The Guardian in 2011, Oxford educated Kearney stated: “I wouldn't think of myself as a Loose Woman”....

Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)

“He condensed good and evil. An extraordinary personality” was Pier Ferdinando Casini, head of the Italian centrist Democratic Center Union party’s description of this seven times Prime Minister of Italy. Andreotti was given many...

Brian Coleman

“Nice to see ya. Are you alright?” was this Independent Conservative’s answer when he was asked about his inappropriate behaviour outside a court. “He grabbed my arse” was the response of his victim. A...

Alessandra Brian

This delightful London based lifestyle blogger has British and American passports and loves both food and Ferraris. Alessandra Brian states that The Fat Duck is her “ultimate foodie dream” but if she ended up...

Amanda Knox

Whether innocent or guilty of the murder she’s repeatedly been accused of, this American has made $4 million from her memoir deal with HarperCollins. The family of Meredith Kercher, the true victim in all...

Richard Littlejohn

Essex born journalist Richard Littlejohn claims that the Royal Family are a “bunch of tax-evading adulterers” and argued that the police should have used flamethrowers on “militant homosexuals” protesting outside the House of Commons....

Sandi Toksvig

In 2013, this Danish-British former Liberal Democrat author and presenter stated: “The Duchess of Cambridge lacks a single opinion”. The nation were far from impressed. “Toxic Toksvig”, as some refer to her, is...

Sam Dangremond

This New York based journalist is an assistant editor at Town & Country and has also contributed to New York Magazine and the New York Social Diary. A modern-day Dominick Dunne, Sam Dangremond co-wrote a feature on Dustin Hoffman...

Kathy Clugston

Belfast born Clugston is known as “The Posh Radio 4 Lady” or “The PR4L” and is BBC Radio 4’s continuity announcer. This witty lady’s voice is familiar to millions as a result of this...

Tanya Gold

This acid tongued journalist doesn’t care about causing offence. Though Tanya Gold benefitted from an Oxford education, she said the place was “hellish” and “ to be broken apart and stuffed with state school...

Barbara Walters

This dynamic American television personality and author was one of the first women to work in “hard news” and is best known for having hosted the Today show, the ABC Evening News, The View...

Justin Bieber

This Canadian pop musician rose from poverty to become an international sensation with huge amounts of power over his “Beliebers”. Now wealthy beyond comprehension, this Fisker driving youngster is turning into an arrogant, aggressive...

Judy Finnigan

This former daytime television presenter is now a novelist who somewhat ambitiously compares herself to Dame Daphne du Maurier. Better known collectively with her second husband as just “Richard and Judy”, Judy Finnigan has...

Vicky Pryce

The former wife of disgraced politician Chris Huhne is herself an embarrassment to womankind. In February 2013, she used her time in a courtroom to rake up unnecessary information about their relationship in an...

Clare Balding

She’s been named the “most fascinating person in the public eye” by Tatler and a “21st century role model” by The Telegraph. This superb TV presenter and journalist is also a retired amateur jockey,...

Lance Armstrong

Cycling’s former golden boy being exposed as a cheat shocked the world. He summed himself perfectly in a comment to Oprah Winfrey in January 2013: “I look at this clip and say ‘Look...

Kay Burley

Lancastrian Sky News anchor Kay Burley is the longest serving female newsreader on British television. Burley’s style is commonly described as “insensitive bordering on cruel” and she’s been known to make grown men cry....

Liz Jones

This mouthpiece was born in Rettendon, Essex in 1958 and vents bile on all manner of subjects. Articles such as: “Why don’t more women moan like me?” and “Liz Jones’ baby craving drove her...