The author of Ugly and Beyond Ugly, Clapham based Constance Briscoe is nothing but a shameless disgrace. A former barrister and judge, cosmetic surgery loving Briscoe was jailed for perverting the course of justice in May 2014 yet despite owning a half-share in a £250,000 holiday home in France, claimed she was “too poor to pay” the £89,000 demand for the cost of her trial in July 2015. On Twitter – if indeed the account is genuine – her handle states: “Interested in more TV work. [Own show would be good]. If Oprah & Ross can do it then so can I”.