The Steeple Times

Justin Bieber

The Steeple Times

11 years ago

This Canadian pop musician rose from poverty to become an international sensation with huge amounts of power over his “Beliebers”. Now wealthy beyond comprehension, this Fisker driving youngster is turning into an arrogant, aggressive brat who fails to turn up to concerts on time and gets aggressive with photographers. “Racks of servers are devoted to Bieber” by Twitter as he acquires one new follower a second and the website Klout suggests he has a higher online influence than Barrack Obama and The Dalai Lama. If he doesn’t sort himself out, this “teen heartthrob” could quite predictably go the same way as Lindsay Lohan.

The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

1

Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

2

The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

3

Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

4

Anne Marie Waters

5

Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

6

Margaret Burke

7

Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

8

Nick Harrington

9

Michael Heaver

10

Stephen Miller

11

Chris Bryant MP

12

Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

13

Constance Briscoe

14

Tom O’Carroll

15

The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

16

Diane Abbott MP

17

Julie Burchill

18

Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

19

Raheem Kassam

20

Lizzie Cornish

21

Joshua Bonehill-Paine

22

Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

23

Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

24

Carole Malone

25

Miriam O’Reilly

26

Amanda Platell

27

Baroness Warsi

28

Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

29

Barbara Driver

30

Anton Casey

31

Kanye West

32

Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

33

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

34

Charlie Cooper

35

Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

36

Panda Morgan-Thomas

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Chloe Madeley

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Amanda Knox

39

Richard Littlejohn

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Sandi Toksvig

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Tanya Gold

42

Justin Bieber

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Judy Finnigan

44

Vicky Pryce

45

Lance Armstrong

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Kay Burley

47

Liz Jones

48

Angela Epstein

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Jan Moir

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Nadine Dorries MP

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Paul Burrell RVM

52

Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

53

Clarence Mitchell

54

Karen Matthews

55

Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

56

Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

57

Sally Bercow

58

Samantha Brick

59

Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

60

Trenton Oldfield

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