Tag: London

  • Petula Clark CBE

    Petula Clark CBE

    Petula ClarkA singer, actress and composer who has been a star all her life. Brought up in Epsom, Surrey and best known for Downtown, Petula Clark surprisingly made her radio debut aged just 9 and appeared at the Royal Albert Hall when she was only 11. She now lives between Switzerland and Chelsea and can occasionally be spotted at La Brasserie in Brompton Cross. A lady of simple tastes, Clark modestly states: “The stretch limo with the blackout windows and the bodyguards are fun, but I prefer going out alone with just my bus fare in my pocket and catching a number 19 bus. The scenery’s the same whatever form of transport you’re using”. A Facebook page was created in 2012 as part of a campaign to make this legend a Dame. We back it with enthusiasm.

  • My Heart Won't Go On

    An Australian tycoon announces a bizarre plan to launch a replica of the doomed passenger liner RMS Titanic

     

    This week, a “brash” 58-year old Australian mining tycoon named Clive Palmer announced that he will launch a full-scale replica of the RMS Titanic in 2016.

     

    An image of how the Blue Star Line's Titanic II will look
    An image of how the Blue Star Line’s Titanic II will look
    The White Star Line's RMS Titanic
    The White Star Line’s RMS Titanic
    Australian tycoon Clive Palmer
    Australian tycoon Clive Palmer

     

    On hearing of this, I wondered if April Fool’s Day had come early, but it turns out that this billionaire is quite serious in his ambitions. Palmer, who is funding the estimated £133 million project personally, has just begun a world tour to share his plans. The businessman, in a bow to history, has even appointed Terry Ismay, a descendant of the Titanic’s owner, Joseph Bruce Ismay (1862 – 1937), whom many still refer to as “The Coward of the Titanic”, to the advisory board of the Blue Star Line, the company formed to manage the boat. Mr Ismay will be one of the guests of honour at a dinner at London’s Natural History Museum to celebrate the project tomorrow, Saturday 2nd March. The same 11-course menu first class passengers on the Titanic consumed on the fateful night of 14th April 1912 will be served.

     

    Preliminary plans reveal the Titanic II will be some 55,800 gross tonnes in weight, 883 foot long and propelled by three azimuth thrusters. It will have a maximum speed of 24 knots, the same as the first Titanic. The ocean liner will have a capacity of 2,345 passengers and a crew of 900. Unlike the RMS Titanic, which had just 16 lifeboats for 1,178 people, the Titanic II will have 18 covered motorised lifeboats capable of carrying 2,700 and life rafts with an additional capacity of 800.

     

    A replica of the RMS Titanic's Grand Staircase will be created on the Titanic II
    A replica of the RMS Titanic’s Grand Staircase will be created on the Titanic II
    Amongst other authentic features will be a replica of the third class dining hall
    Amongst other authentic features will be a replica of the third class dining hall

     

    Though the replica vessel will be virtually the same size as the original and will feature the same class divisions of first, second and third class, there will be differences. The “shopping areas” found on many modern day cruise boats will be present and sensibly, there will be extra bathroom facilities and air conditioning. A decision as to whether Wi-Fi and televisions will be provided is yet to be made.

     

    In a press release, Professor Palmer, who is described on Wikipedia as “an eccentric billionaire with a reputation for bizarre publicity stunts”, romantically stated:

     

    “Why build the Titanic? Why go to the moon? Why do the Yankees play the Red Sox? Why did Christopher Columbus discover the Americas? Because they could, and they can, and we can build the Titanic”.

     

    “By learning from the lessons of the past, the spirit of Rose and Jack, Romeo and Juliet, lives in all of us. The spirit of life, the spirit of love, to dream the impossible dream, all of us live in time, this is our moment, this is our turn to board Titanic II and set sail on a new sea, of our own making”.

     

    “The Titanic was a ship of dreams, Titanic II is the ship where dreams will come true”.

     

    Unlike the original RMS Titanic, which was built in the Harland and Wolff yard in Belfast, it is intended that Titanic II will be constructed in the Chinese state-owned shipyard, CSC Jinling. This is a curious choice as the company have no experience in constructing passenger vessels and as of date, according to Zheng Yi of the Global Times, no contract for completion of Titanic II has been signed, no date for start of construction has been fixed and no price has been finalised.

     

    Equally, the first of a series of launch events for the project on a pier in New York this week (which began with a “rather cheesy guitar rendition of Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On”) was met with derision by many, amongst them Vanity Fair’s Juli Weiner. In her article, Weiner refers to the “morally reprehensible and dehumanizing economic divisions” that “one weird rich dude’s” boat will feature and goes on to describe it as “the second worst cruise we’ve ever heard of”.

     

    The RMS Titanic sank without trace in 1912 but was discovered on the seabed in 1985
    The RMS Titanic sank without trace in 1912 but was discovered on the seabed in 1985
    RMS Titanic became one of the most famous ships in history, her memory kept alive by numerous books, folk songs, films, exhibits, and memorials. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet will forever be remembered for this scene from James Cameron's 1997 film "Titanic".
    RMS Titanic became one of the most famous ships in history, her memory kept alive by numerous books, folk songs, films, exhibits, and memorials. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet will forever be remembered for this scene from James Cameron’s 1997 film “Titanic”.

     

    Robert Colville of the Australian title The Age, however, took a contrary view and though skeptical about this “bizarre” and “crazily ambitious scheme” shared his admiration for Palmer:

     

    “Palmer risks becoming a latter-day Ozymandias, his monument a 50,000-tonne liner rather than a crumbling statue. Yet at least he has the courage to dream his impossible dream, and help make the world a slightly weirder, and slightly more wonderful place”.

     

    Larger than life, Queensland based Palmer is known for causing controversy. In 2012, he suggested Greenpeace were funded by the CIA and were attempting to bring down the Australian coal mining sector with the help of Barrack Obama and the Rockefeller Foundation:

     

    “You only have to go back and read the Church Report in the 1970s and to read the reports to the US Congress which sets up the Rockefeller Foundation as a conduit of CIA funding, you only have to look at their secret budget which was passed by Congress last year, bigger than our whole national economy, which the CIA’s got to ensure that. You only have to read the reports to US Congress when the CIA reported to the president that their role was to ensure the US competitive advantage and economic advantages. That’s how you know it’s funded by the CIA”.

     

    No doubt, there are cranks out there who’d suggest the sinking of the RMS Titanic in April 1912 with the loss of 1,502 lives, was also a conspiracy. Given also Palmer’s odd view of the world, we’d most definitely avoid embarking on this tasteless pastiche of the tragically doomed ship, if, indeed, it is ever completed and if indeed it ever sets sail.

     

    We leave the last word with the family of the RMS Titanic’s captain, Edward Smith R.D. R.N.R. (1850 – 1912), who have simply commented that the Titanic II is just a vessel that is being built “in bad taste”.

     

    For more information about Titanic II, go to: http://bluestarline.com.au

  • Jane Felstead: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    Jane Felstead: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    The Steeple Times asks “Made in Chelsea’s” Jane Felstead: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

     

    The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?

    My conscience.

     

    “Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

    Revenge is a dish best served cold. (more…)

  • Russell Norman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    Russell Norman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    The Steeple Times asks restaurateur Russell Norman: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

     

    The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?

    I am guided by the usual human forces, but my permanent motivation is work.

     

    “Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

    “Live as if you were to die tomorrow, but learn as if you were to live forever”. Also: “Don’t fuck it up”.

    (more…)

  • Norman Balon

    Norman Balon

    Norman Balon

    “London’s rudest landlord” enjoyed causing offence more than anything else. Following on from his father’s purchase of the lease of Soho’s The Coach & Horses pub in 1943 Norman “You’re Barred” Balon worked there and then later, as landlord, presided over “prostitutes, gays, lesbians and a bit of the theatre community”. When a visiting rugby player asked for a Snakebite, his response was: “We don’t do cocktails here. Get out!” A Sikh customer was asked: “You’re not a fackin’ Muslim are you?” When he answered no, the bombastic landlord answered: “All right, you can stay then”. Balon states he chose to retire in 2006 “because all my customers are my age and one by one they’re dropping off their bar stools” before concluding that he hoped more of them would die abroad as then he’d be able to avoid “the cheap shit they serve at wakes”. The hospitality industry (sadly) doesn’t allow for the existence of characters like this anymore.

  • Natalie Coyle: "What's on your mantelpiece?"

    The Steeple Times asks classical singer Natalie Coyle: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

     

    The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?

    Passion. I’m driven and motivated by many things – the desire to succeed; live, love and laugh. I think it’s important to be passionate about everything you do.

     

    “Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

     

    At school, my favourite book was The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood. A phrase from that has always stuck with me – Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum (“Don’t Let the Bastards Get You Down”). This always motivates me to persevere and push through any negativity – so often encountered in the music industry.

     

    Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2013?

    People who have achieved a ‘celebrity’ status without any discernable talent.

     

    Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?

    My fun filled university days at Sheffield, living with my closest girlfriends.

     

    What might you swap all your wealth for?

    I’ll let you know when I’m in a position to answer that! 😉

     

    Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank”. What’s your view on the banking crisis?

    It sucks. And I don’t “own the bank”.

     

    What word of phrase do you most loathe?

    I’m always running late & I hate being told to “hurry up”.

     

    In the UK, some people consider charity to “begin at home”. What’s your view and what causes do you personally support?

    I believe it’s important to work with charities where you can contribute and make a personal difference.  I have performed for The Prince’s Trust charity on numerous occasions and regularly perform to the patients at Guy’s and St Thomas’ Hospital.

     

    The judge in Law Abiding Citizen states: “I can pretty much do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?

    I’m an iPhone addict – happy & proud to admit it. I also don’t drive so that’s not so much of a problem.

     

    Classical singer Natalie Coyle
    Classical singer Natalie Coyle

    If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?

    Friends, family… and Frank (Sinatra, that is).

     

    If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?

    Steak and chips. Maybe a Daim bar for dessert.

     

    What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?

    I didn’t know there was an unacceptable time.

     

    A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?

    I’d love to say a vodka martini. But in reality, as a singer, it’s more likely to be tea.

     

    Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?

    My boyfriend, Zafar Rushdie, runs a PR company (Rushdie Media) and they throw a lot of really fun parties for some great brands. There’s always a really fun mixture of people… and they work with great caterers.

     

    Who is the most positive person you know?

    Zafar is irritatingly optimistic at times – although he labels it ‘optimistic realism’. My mother is also a very positive influence on me (if that counts).

     

    What’s your most guilty pleasure?

    The Mail Online website and eating M&M’s in bed.

     

    If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?

    I’m not really a fan of tattoos.

     

    If you were a car, what marque would you be?

    A “Dolly car” (Citroën 2CV). Some of my earliest memories were in one of these driving to school with my mum.

     

    Cilla Black presented Surprise, Surprise. Tell us the most surprising thing about you.

    People are always surprised to hear I’m a classical singer.

     

    What’s currently sitting on your mantelpiece?

    My TV.

     

    Natalie is a classically trained soprano who has sung with the likes of Susan Boyle, Il Divo, Blake, Andrea Bocelli and Katherine Jenkins.

     

    View Natalie Coyle’s website at: http://www.nataliecoyle.com

     

    Follow Natalie Coyle on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/coylenatalie

  • Picture of the week: “I am the bullet in the chamber”

    Picture of the week: “I am the bullet in the chamber”

    The tragic story of Oscar Pistorius and the death of Reeva Steenkamp

     

    Oscar Pistorius was a man many rightly came to admire. He achieved the unthinkable on the track and was, as his father, Henke, pointed out “a man strong beyond his years”. In an advert for Nike, he himself is quoted as saying:

     

    “I was born without bones below the knee. I only stand 5ft 2. But this is the body I have been given. This is my weapon. How I conquer. How I wage my war. This is how I have broken the world record 49 times. How I became the fastest thing on legs. This is my weapon. This is how I fight”.

     

    Picture of the week: Oscar Pistorius in Nike's "I am the bullet in the chamber" advertisement
    Picture of the week: Oscar Pistorius in Nike’s “I am the bullet in the chamber” advertisement
    Athlete Oscar Pistorius and his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp (19th August 1983 - 14th February 2013)
    Athlete Oscar Pistorius and his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp (19th August 1983 – 14th February 2013)

     

    Our picture of the week is of another advertisement in which Pistorius featured for Nike. Titled, rather unfortunately, “I am the bullet in the chamber”, these are words that will now haunt the athlete forever more.

    Whatever the truth is behind this tragic story, one person is dead and another’s life and career is now ruined. May the case of Oscar Pistorius be a lesson to us all.

     

    Read statements from the family of Oscar Pistorius on his official website at: http://www.oscarpistorius.com

     

  • A Smart move

    A Smart move

    The sale of the home of a circus heir and the revival of Billy Smart’s Circus

     

    Billy Smart, Sr. (1894 – 1966), a travelling showman and father of 10 children (he was himself one of 23), bought a circus in 1946 and quickly became known as an extraordinary entertainer. One of his son’s, Billy Smart, Jr. (1934 – 2005), made his debut at the age of 12 as an assistant ringmaster in Billy Smart’s New World Circus and performed with ponies, horses and eventually elephants. (more…)

  • Deborah Walker: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    Deborah Walker: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    The Steeple Times asks matchmaker Deborah Walker: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

     

    The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?

    ‘The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible”. (more…)

  • Oliver Gerrish: "What's on your mantelpiece?"

    The Steeple Times asks musician and architectural historian Oliver Gerrish: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

     

    The Steeple Times shares “wit and wisdom”. What’s your guiding force?

    My guiding force is optimism.

     

    “Don’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. What’s yours?

    “Wealth and fame”! Just joking, I think that “I’ll sing for my supper” would be a good one!

     

    Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2012?

    Bad architecture.

     

    Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?

    Singing in The London Oratory Schola, which I enjoyed so much. I also miss my grandfather, who died recently. He was a constant source of fun, support and love.

     

    What might you swap all your wealth for?

    I would swap all my wealth (maybe “paltry savings” would be a better phrase) for a chance to present a TV show exploring the history of architecture and music in Britain. It would be great if it became a great success and made me lots of money and educated people about the wonderful heritage we take so for granted.

     

    Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank”. What’s your view on the banking crisis?

    I don’t like to borrow money and I think it is utterly wrong for the banks to be supporting peoples’ misadventures with borrowing at the expense of other non-borrowing clients who can ill afford to bail out the former with their hard earned savings.

     

    What phrase or word do you most loathe?

    “Babe”.

     

    In the UK, some people consider charity to “begin at home”. What’s your view and what causes do you personally support?

    I believe that by supporting smaller charities with far reaching ideals one can make a real difference. I run a charity music series called the Chelsea Concerts with soprano Alexandra Kennedy and we have now raised over £15,000 for various charities, including The Cystic Fibrosis Trust, SSAFA, The Rhinology and Laryngology Fund, The Rifles’ Care for Casualties and others. Each time, along with raising money for the charities, I have felt enlightened about these causes and educated about the extraordinary people and causes that are helped by these charities. I am also a Trustee of The Georgian Group and started The Young Georgians. We are the UK’s major architectural preservation charity. I was also recently involved with The Lady R Foundation and it’s fundraising for Veteran’s Aid.

     

    The judge in Law Abiding Citizen states: “I can pretty do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?

    Never use a mobile phone or have it on at a concert. It’s always the people with the worst and loudest ring tones that leave them on.

     

    If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?

    Wowzers! Boris Johnson, Britney Spears, Rosamund Pike, the composer James MacMillan, my Grandmother Molly Lefebure, Henry Conway and my other closest friends, a pretty new girlfriend, The Dowager Duchess of Devonshire, Jenny Agutter, Lady Lucinda Lambton and The Queen.

     

    If I could have a few spectral guests too they would be Edith Sitwell, Winston Churchill, Georgian architect Robert Adam, Grace Kelly, Sir John Vanbrugh, M. R. James, Cecil Beaton and The Queen Mother.

     

    Oliver Gerrish
    Oliver Gerrish. Photograph by Tom Gilks.

    If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?

    Smoked salmon and smoked mackerel pate with a very cold Diet Coke.

     

    What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?

    A glass or two at lunch if with friends and then after 6pm otherwise.

     

    A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?

    Negroni or a cup of tea, depending on the weather. I hate martinis.

     

    Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?

    Older friends because they love to mix the generations and one comes back feeling full of information and also the food and drink is mostly better.

     

    Who is the most positive person you know?

    My mother.

     

    What’s your most guilty pleasure?

    Burger King XL bacon double cheeseburger.

     

    If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?

    A well-proportioned Palladian house.

     

    If you were a car, what marque would you be?

    Make? Probably an old VW Golf as mine works well, isn’t at all showy and gets me from A to B.

     

    Cilla Black presented Surprise, Surprise. Tell us the most surprising thing about you.

    I am a total country bumpkin at heart and like nothing more than being back in Derbyshire at The Barley Mow pub catching up with my friends there.

     

    What’s currently sitting on your mantelpiece?

    A punk rocker shaped scrubbing brush, a model of The Queen who waves her hand when the sun touches her bag (so not very often), my flatmate’s invitations (mine are on the shelf opposite since we are very competitive!) and some photographs of our mad garden in Derbyshire.

     

    Oliver Gerrish is an architectural historian, countertenor and founder of the Young Georgian Society.

     

    Read Oliver Gerrish’s blog ArchMusicMan at: http://archmusicman.blogspot.co.uk/

     

    Watch his show reel at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LRXboRYT3fs

     

    For information on The Georgian Group go to: http://www.georgiangroup.org.uk

     

    For information on the Chelsea Concerts: http://www.chelseaconcerts.com

     

    Follow him on Twitter at: http://www.twitter.com/oligerrish