Tag: Jordan

  • Do you “chitter-chatter”?

    Do you “chitter-chatter”?

    The phrase “chit-chat”

     

    This morning, as I walked through the streets of Chelsea, I heard a lady blabbering into her mobile telephone about how she’d had a “chit-chat” with her friend. I cringed. I don’t know why, but I do truly hate this phrase.

     

    To “chit-chat” or “not to chit-chat”: that is the question

    My first encounter with “chit-chat” was in the early 2000s when I knew a certain rival of the especially lowbrow glamour model Jordan (AKA Katie Price). This individual, since married off to an equally esteemed chap from Essex, used to call me and say: “ ‘Allo, I’m just giving ya a tinkle-tankle for a bit of a chit-chat.” Her words stuck in my mind and now every time I hear those words, I sadly think of her.

     

    A Google search on the origins of “chit-chat” produces two separate citations from 1710. The first comes in Samuel Palmer’s Moral essays on some of the most curious English, Scotch, and foreign proverbs:

    “ ‘Tis the custom of foolish people … in their chit chat to be always biting people’s reputation behind their back.”

     

    A second mention comes in a piece by Sir Richard Steele in edition 197 of The Tatler:

     

    “If Ralph had Learning added to the common Chit-Chat of the Town.”

     

    Is this a phrase to embrace or one that should be consigned to the dustbin of history? I think you know my view.

  • Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

    Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

    This glamour model is to be commended for having made a fortune. Her taste in men and cars however is utterly lacking. Her pink Range Rover is perhaps symbolic of all that is wrong about her.