Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

A leading member of the ‘smug club’, Kelly Brook claims to love animals yet reportedly laughed about punching two ex-boyfriends in the face during an interview in 2014. A model and second-rate actress of comparable quality to the equally self-loving Liz Hurley, Rochester, Kent born Brook is the daughter of a scaffolder and has been engaged four times. Extraordinarily, this Grand National hating sort describes herself as being “global” on her Twitter handle: Hold the front page.

 

 

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    The Roll Call - Z-LISTERS

    1

    Shawn Sullivan (AKA Shawn O’Suilleabhain and ‘The Putney Paedo’)

    2

    Carina Reid

    3

    Michaella McCollum

    4

    The Rt. Hon. The Lord Davies of Stamford (AKA Quentin Davies)

    5

    The Horror in the Hummer

    6

    Carol Bowditch

    7

    Martina Big

    8

    Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’)

    9

    Daniela Zahradnikova

    Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

    10

    Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

    11

    Jihadi Jack (born Jack Letts, now known as Abu Muhammed)

    12

    Jason Shifrin

    13

    Kim Farry (AKA “Britain’s Shoplifting Queen”)

    14

    Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

    15

    Alexander Wood

    16

    Sandra Shevey

    17

    James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

    18

    Alex Hope

    19

    Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

    20

    Kevin Wheatcroft

    21

    Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

    22

    Comfort Yinusa

    23

    Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

    24

    Barbarella Buchner

    25

    Debrah Lee Charatan

    26

    Juliette D'Souza

    27

    Mohammad Al-Sharif

    28

    Mowbray Jackson

    29

    Afton Elaine Burton

    30

    Raghad Hussein (غد صدام حسين, AKA “Little Saddam” and “The Terror Godmother”)

    31

    Ampika Pickston

    32

    Chris Reynolds Gordon (born Christopher Webb, also known as Chris Reynolds)

    33

    Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

    34

    Marianne Lee Travis

    35

    Sam Barton (AKA “Britain’s vainest man”)

    36

    Josie Cunningham

    37

    Rebecca Richardson

    38

    Angela and Dave Dawes

    39

    Korrel Kennedy

    40

    Daniella Westbrook (now also known as Daniella Jenkins)

    41

    Helen Flanagan

    42

    Jackie Siegel

    43

    Annabel Giles

    44

    Edward Putman

    45

    Benjamin Boateng

    46

    Céline Dion CC OQ

    47

    “Tulisa” Contostavlos (also known as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos)

    48

    Kerry Katona

    49

    Nadine Milroy-Sloan (AKA "Emily Checksfield", née Nadine Checksfield)

    50

    Mario Falcone

    51

    Stephanie Mack (also known as Stephanie Madoff and Stephanie Madoff Mack)

    52

    Michael and Jean O’Shea

    53

    Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

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    17 COMMENTS

    1. Rod is up to his best performances again ! see (45 this time round).
      And as for the post Matthew, I suggested before that if you used the Cyrillic alphabet you could find some lower slots than “Z”. I am sure both her and Liz are flattered by being called actresses.

    2. If one wishes to amuse oneself click through to Rod’s Facebook picture.
      It shows this man, with a face resembling a bottom, adorned with those huge glasses so popular in the ’70’s.
      I think Kelly Brock would be horrified to have the horrifically ugly Rod singing her praises. Mind you, in their disparate ways, they are both hideous.

    3. I love Donna Air’s cut glass accent and her high falutin’ ways. It is shocking how the lower classes have got everywhere

    4. I don’t have a clue what she is like off camera, but these days always find myself feeling sorry for her. She left Jason Stratham for Billy Zane, and then Stratham goes on to outearn Zane, and Zane dumps her. You would be so cross with yourself.

      She’s z list these days. Her earnings were based on her looks rather than talent, and looks don’t last.

      Also, I wouldn’t wish a still birth child on anyone.

      Kelly Brook is resilient, I’ll give her that compliment.

    5. If only her brains matched the size of her boobs. “Oh (h)ang on which (h)and is it you put the engagement ring on again, is it this one? I can never remember even though I dun it four times”

    6. What is hilarious about her is now that she’s packed on several stone of flab she is reinventing herself as a horticulturalist. She’s taking credit for the landscaped gardens of the home Billy Zane paid her off with, even though all the work on the gardens was done long before she’d ever seen it by people called McBride who lived there for years. No one is calling her out on this and the press are falling for her blatant lies. No one from round here can quite believe she’s claiming she is responsible for the garden and she’s getting film crews in to show off her “work” and “expertise” She’s spent the last year posting endless photos of plants trying to defraud the public.

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