Sam Barton (AKA “Britain’s vainest man”)

Shameless Sam Barton is the male equivalent of Josie Cunningham. Born in 1992, Barton has been given a free £5,000 nose job on the NHS and demanded Botox for life and to have his ears pinned back at the taxpayers’ expense in August 2014. Sutton Coldfield based, this ridiculous leech complains that people stare at him and it “makes [him] sweat a lot through anxiety”. An alternative? Why doesn’t he get sponsored by a deodorant manufacturer? The grandson of Aston Villa’s European Cup winning boss, who has amassed £25,000 of credit card debts in his quest to become “the perfect man”, commented: “I think I am well within my rights to get what I can. If they say no to me I will simply book an appointment the next day to see another doctor. I will get what I can”.

 

The Roll Call - Z-LISTERS

1

Shawn Sullivan (AKA Shawn O’Suilleabhain and ‘The Putney Paedo’)

2

Carina Reid

3

Michaella McCollum

4

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Davies of Stamford (AKA Quentin Davies)

5

The Horror in the Hummer

6

Carol Bowditch

7

Martina Big

8

Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’)

9

Daniela Zahradnikova

10

Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

11

Jihadi Jack (born Jack Letts, now known as Abu Muhammed)

12

Jason Shifrin

13

Kim Farry (AKA “Britain’s Shoplifting Queen”)

14

Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

15

Alexander Wood

16

Sandra Shevey

17

James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

18

Alex Hope

19

Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

20

Kevin Wheatcroft

21

Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

22

Comfort Yinusa

23

Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

24

Barbarella Buchner

25

Debrah Lee Charatan

26

Juliette D'Souza

27

Mohammad Al-Sharif

28

Mowbray Jackson

29

Afton Elaine Burton

30

Raghad Hussein (غد صدام حسين, AKA “Little Saddam” and “The Terror Godmother”)

31

Ampika Pickston

32

Chris Reynolds Gordon (born Christopher Webb, also known as Chris Reynolds)

33

Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

34

Marianne Lee Travis

Sam Barton beauty

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Sam Barton (AKA “Britain’s vainest man”)

36

Josie Cunningham

37

Rebecca Richardson

38

Angela and Dave Dawes

39

Korrel Kennedy

40

Daniella Westbrook (now also known as Daniella Jenkins)

41

Helen Flanagan

42

Jackie Siegel

43

Annabel Giles

44

Edward Putman

45

Benjamin Boateng

46

Céline Dion CC OQ

47

“Tulisa” Contostavlos (also known as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos)

48

Kerry Katona

49

Nadine Milroy-Sloan (AKA "Emily Checksfield", née Nadine Checksfield)

50

Mario Falcone

51

Stephanie Mack (also known as Stephanie Madoff and Stephanie Madoff Mack)

52

Michael and Jean O’Shea

53

Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

5 COMMENTS

  1. Sickening. The money spent on him could be used to put towards a cure for cancer. The NHS should not be funding such ridiculous nonsense.

  2. If that’s what spending £55,000 to ‘look good’ looks like, I’ll keep my money in my pocket. He should never be allowed to get credit ever again, but you just know that he’s going to do it all again and again and he’ll be allowed to get away with it every time. It’s ok though, we’ll pay it back for him. I hope the saying “don’t care was made to care” will apply sooner rather than later but I guess selfish brats, parasites and terminal narcissists have different rules.

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