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Tag: John Bercow

  • The Berk Bercow

    The Berk Bercow

    Speaker Bercow brings shame on himself and Britain through his mendacious ways (yet again) suggests Matthew Steeples

     

    John Bercow could be criticised for marrying a rough bird named Sally (who then had an affair with his very own cousin and flirted outrageously on television with the somewhat strange gypsy Paddy Doherty) but now he’s finally gone too far.

     

    Though Bercow is a Remain supporter and displays a ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ sticker in his somewhat decrepit Land Rover Freelander (something readers would think would make him endear to me), I now call out this dwarf-like rat as the disgrace that he truly is.

     

    In a story in today’s Daily Mail, it is revealed that Speaker Bercow claimed £17,103 in travel expenses in the period between January and September 2018 (on top of all that this deservedly much loathed individual has nabbed in the past).

     

    That a Speaker of the House of Commons even needs to travel beyond the chamber is perplexing but that he even claimed £1,368 to take three people to a funeral of a friend just takes the biscuit. This cretinous creep should be now given a one way ticket. To where I hear you ask? Siberia.

     

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  • PJS’ Sacrifice

    PJS’ Sacrifice

    Super-injunction on reporting of a story of a ‘celebrity’ threesome lifted (but for now the individual still cannot yet be named) (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: House of Commons Speaker John Bercow

    Wally of the Week: House of Commons Speaker John Bercow

    House of Commons Speaker John Bercow is plainly obsessed with Roger Federer and given how much time he has on his hands, he may as well resign (more…)

  • Bus it Bercow

    Bus it Bercow

    John Bercow shames himself again in claiming £1,200 to attend a funeral

     

    John Bercow and his blabbermouth wife are known for their grasping ways but in charging £1,215.60 to attend the funeral of the late Paul Goggins MP, the House of Commons Speaker has gone too far. (more…)

  • Picture of the Week: Out of office

    Picture of the Week: Out of office

    John Bercow spotted at the Aegon Championships

     

    The last time we featured John Bercow was in the context of a fracas he got into after allegedly bashing into a Range Rover owned by a “divorced full-time mother” named Nathalie Pulford. Yesterday a reader sighted him arriving at The Queen’s Club after the final had already finished and we make it our Picture of the Week. (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: Dr Sarah Wollaston MP

    Wally of the Week: Dr Sarah Wollaston MP

    Member of Parliament Sarah Wollaston should resign

     

    Our Wally of the Week is a Member of Parliament named Dr Sarah Wollaston. This maliciously reckless woman is amongst those responsible for having ensured our contributor Nigel Evans was wrongly brought to trial by the Crown Prosecution Service. (more…)

  • How not to park

    How not to park

    Range Rover totals a Porsche in Moore Street, Chelsea

     

    The power of social media was illustrated this morning when two readers of The Steeple Times, Quirina Louwman and Edward Thomson, shared images of a Range Rover Sport parked in Moore Street, Chelsea. (more…)

  • Wally of the Week: Nathalie Pulford

    Wally of the Week: Nathalie Pulford

    A self-publicist we’d rather not have heard about

     

    Our dislike for Speaker John Bercow is well known but equally ridiculous is a report in today’s Evening Standard about an incident between him and a Range Rover Sport driver named Nathalie Pulford in Ixworth Place, Chelsea. (more…)

  • A word of advice from Lord McAlpine

    A word of advice from Lord McAlpine

    Lord McAlpine shares his views on how to deal with the media

     

    In his 1999 book, The New Machiavelli: The Art of Politics in Business, Lord McAlpine, who successfully defeated Sally Bercow in a libel action today stated:

     

    “Another option is for the businessperson to learn the art of dealing with the media, using all the tricks that go with that trade – such as the false defeat: when a person seems to lose, in order to gain public sympathy, or the false triumph: where a person seems to win in order to appear strong – thus giving credibility to any number of dubious propositions that person may wish to make in the future. Neither of these ploys are examples of the use of true facts, rather of false facts given to the media to chew on, much as a dog chews on a bone”.

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  • Bercowed

    Bercowed

    Sally Bercow loses libel case brought by Lord McAlpine

     

    This morning a judge at the High Court ruled that Sally Bercow’s tweet last November about Lord McAlpine suggested that he was a “paedophile who was guilty of sexually abusing boys living in care” and therefore libelous.

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