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  • Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global

    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global

    Larysa Switlyk’s attempt to go global with a new website sharing imagery of her slaying bears and zebras is proof that this woman is nothing but an international menace and monster

    Zebra and black bear slaying barbarian Larysa Switlyk has a new website titled ‘Unleashed Global Adventures.’ On it she fails to spell “copyright” correctly (she misspells it “copywrite”), but that’s by far the best thing about this promotion of what she shamelessly states to be: “It’s a way of life pursuit network.”

     

    On the site, sheep slaughtering sex-toy-up-the-bum-shover Switlyk proudly boasts of her “vast hunting resume” and her ability to help those who pay her take their “trophies home.” This prized cow sickly subsequently refers to what she curiously calls a “travel hunt” as “an investment” and even offers her “content creation services” and “social media management” of such as if she was selling children’s toys.

     

    “Ladies hunting retreats” also feature on ‘Unleashed Global Adventures’ website and in a 2:53-minute video promoting such, Switlyk appears alongside a number of fellow female fleabags. The monsters are seen high fiving after slaughtering animals for nothing but depraved amusement and plainly have no respect for their innocent targets.

     

    Elsewhere, our Change.org petition to get the “blue ticked bitch” Larysa Switlyk and her foul images banned from Instagram is continuing to attract much interest. It recently featured amongst their “most popular” petitions and many signing have left comments also.

     

    Please join the 13,500 people who’ve already signed the petition by clicking here and please share it as widely as possible on social media. It’s continued growth will no doubt delight Switlyk no end and in the end, Instagram will have to listen.

     

    Pictured top: Larysa Switlyk’s new ‘Unleashed Global Adventures’ website even includes an image of this vile vixen with a zebra she shot.

     

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    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – Larysa Switlyk website – Larysa Switlyk’s attempt to go global with a new website sharing imagery of her slaying bears and zebras is proof that this woman is nothing but an international menace and monster.
    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – Sick Switlyk features extensively on the website posing “proudly” with her victims. Her delight in blood and dead bears is frankly indicative that she is nothing but a monster.
    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – Larysa Switlyk website – Larysa Switlyk’s attempt to go global with a new website sharing imagery of her slaying bears and zebras is proof that this woman is nothing but an international menace and monster.
    Bear Slaying Barbarian Tries Going Global – On her Instagram page @larysaunleased this twisted twerp’s latest posts feature her with weapons that are meant for war zones. That she thinks these appropriate for killing deer and sheep is proof that she is mentally unhinged.
  • Magnificent Madeleine

    Magnificent Madeleine

    Matthew Steeples suggests the utterly charming Chez Madeleine as the best place for seafood in Saint Tropez, France

    To those that aspire to be Mary Berry, Saint Tropez is famous for its Tarte Tropézienne – created in a bakery in the main square in the 1950s by Alexandre Micka, a young Polish baker, and made famous by Brigitte Bardot’s obsession with it subsequently in the 1960s – and to the flash with wads of cash, this is a summer spot that is all about hedonism and high fashion.

     

    If you want Celine, Dior, Hermès, Loro Piana or Louis Vuitton, in Saint Tropez you will find yourself in your idea of heaven and in terms of dining, the coastal town is primarily divided between restaurants that cater to tacky tourists and dining destinations that pander to the cravings of the super, super ultra rich. However, for those desiring something a little more authentic there’s a wonderful little oyster bar hidden behind a small fish market named Chez Madeleine that you simply just couldn’t fail to fall in love with.

     

    Owned and operated by a delightful lady named Garance Fonquerne and her family since December 2019, Chez Madeleine is certainly petite. With just a few bar stools, it’s a quick pitstop for some but, if you linger, you’ll soon discover the charm of this dining destination is based upon its atmosphere and jolly staff.

     

    Garance is thoroughly French, but her father runs a hair salon in London’s Gloucester Road. She was educated partly in South Kensington and as such has an ability to click with her international clientele. Here, indeed, is a hostess exceptionnelle and someone whose dining spot is deservedly buzzy.

     

    Featuring primarily a menu of oysters including the Josephine and the Gillardeau – both famously farmed by the family of the latter name since the 19th century. As you sit observing these delights being shucked, you’ll soon realise the truth of Andrew Carnegie’s quote on this most delectable of shellfish: “The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell” as you then witness the suave staff of the ‘have yachts’ arrive to collect stunningly presented takeaway baskets of such for their masters to consume on their nearby gin palaces.

     

    Offered here also is king crab, prawns, salmon and caviar and washed down in the sunshine with a bottle of rose, you’ll also realise you’ve found the best thing in life in Chez Madeleine: A simple, yet utterly glorious culinary paradise.

     

    Chez Madeleine, 14 Place aux Herbes, 83 990, Saint Tropez, France. Telephone: +33 (0) 9 52 04 39 47. Instagram: @la.fine.equipe.chez.madeleine

     

    Pictured top: Garance Fonquerne outside Chez Madeleine.

     

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    Magnificent Madeleine – Review of Chez Madeleine, France – Matthew Steeples suggests the utterly charming Chez Madeleine as the best place for seafood in Saint Tropez, France. Chez Madeleine, 14 Place aux Herbes, 83 990, Saint Tropez, France. Telephone: +33 (0) 9 52 04 39 47.
    Magnificent Madeleine – Review of Chez Madeleine, France – Matthew Steeples suggests the utterly charming Chez Madeleine as the best place for seafood in Saint Tropez, France. Chez Madeleine, 14 Place aux Herbes, 83 990, Saint Tropez, France. Telephone: +33 (0) 9 52 04 39 47.
    Magnificent Madeleine – Review of Chez Madeleine, France – Matthew Steeples suggests the utterly charming Chez Madeleine as the best place for seafood in Saint Tropez, France. Chez Madeleine, 14 Place aux Herbes, 83 990, Saint Tropez, France. Telephone: +33 (0) 9 52 04 39 47.
  • Andrew Warren

    Andrew Warren

    New York socialite Andrew Warren is known primarily as the best friend of Donald Trump’s daughter, Tiffany. With 100,000 followers on Instagram and the creator of the Just Drew fashion brand, he is the son of a real estate investor and also counts fellow trustafarians Kyra Kennedy and Gaia Matisse amongst his ‘Snap Pack’ entourage.

     

    In August 2017, after bizarrely breaking his right arm in an incident in a Fort Pond, Montauk swimming pool involving an inflatable flamingo, Warren exclaimed: “It is especially hard because I use my right hand to design and for social media.”

     

    Previously, in 2016, he modestly remarked: “I don’t I should be judged for posting a photo like eating caviar at Claridge’s in London while it’s okay for someone to post a picture at McDonald’s… In the Hamptons, I’ll have McDonald’s. I’ll have days where I go to Six Flags. I venture to Coney Island. I’m not grossed out by anything. My mom likes to go to Ohio. We do things that people wouldn’t expect us to do.”

     

    Socialite and fashion designer Andrew Warren – Known primarily as the best friend of Donald Trump’s daughter, Tiffany, and for his Just Drew brand.Socialite and fashion designer Andrew Warren – Known primarily as the best friend of Donald Trump’s daughter, Tiffany, and for his Just Drew brand.

  • Terrible Tracey

    Terrible Tracey

    Tracey Emin announces she’s quitting London after her plans to construct a carbuncle that resembles a Hitler-esque oven are rejected; Londoners rejoice

     

    Tracey Emin CBE, RA is no doubt liked by somebody, somewhere. She’s made a fortune from what she calls “art” and though her unmade bed is often derided as one of the most stupid creations ever, she had the last laugh when it sold for millions.

     

    Now, though, this vastly overrated multi-millionairess member of ‘The Club’ is moaning that she’s “not wanted” in London anymore and is quitting for pastures new. Her reason? Tower Hamlets Council rejected her plans to demolish a listed building in Spitalfields and replace it with a carbuncle resembling one of Hitler’s ovens.

     

    Terrible Tracey – Tracey Emin announces she’s quitting London after her plans to construct a carbuncle that resembles a Hitler-esque oven are rejected; Londoners rejoice
    A perfectly fine listed 1920s building stands on the site currently (centre right)

    Terrible Tracey – Tracey Emin announces she’s quitting London after her plans to construct a carbuncle that resembles a Hitler-esque oven are rejected; Londoners rejoice
    Ms Emin wished to replace it with this hideous carbuncle

    Terrible Tracey – Tracey Emin announces she’s quitting London after her plans to construct a carbuncle that resembles a Hitler-esque oven are rejected; Londoners rejoice
    Tracey Emin believes people should “love is what you want”; the people spoke and showed they did not love her terrible proposal

     

    In an interview with The Guardian, Emin – whom bizarrely married a “big f**king stone” earlier this year as she “no longer wants to be alone” and whose palatial East End residence already includes a swimming pool – angrily justified her decision. She remarked:

     

    “Tower Hamlets says: ‘We don’t want you’… Well, there’s plenty of other places that do. It’s that simple”.

     

    “Why would you want to be somewhere you’re not wanted? What I’m going to do now is move out of London. I don’t have any choice on that… There’s places now in Britain that are desperate for artists – Margate’s thriving, Folkestone, Hastings. All that Kent coast. And I could have a giant studio and be really relaxed”.

     

    “I’m an international artist who hasn’t got enough room to swing a cat at the moment… If I knocked it down and built a hotel or flats I could greatly benefit. I could build eight, nine, ten flats in here”.

     

    Of the objections to her proposals, she added:

     

    “I’m in a vulnerable place right now… I was scared about having to take all these people on my own – it’s a big thing”.

     

    “I just feel I’ve been pretty bullied by the whole thing and I don’t want to be bullied any more… I don’t get the reaction I get from people”.

     

    In response to Ms Emin’s remarks, local resident Susie Stape told The Steeple Times:

     

    “What this woman, best known for her ghastly unmade bed ‘artwork’, wanted to build looked like something straight out of Auschwitz. It was highly offensive in an area traditionally linked to refugees and all I can say is that I pity wherever Tracey Emin heads next. She’s a blight on any community and we’re so delighted that we’ll soon be rid of her”.

     

    Ms Stape is right: God helps whatever community Terrible Tracey descends on next.

     

    Terrible Tracey – Tracey Emin announces she’s quitting London after her plans to construct a carbuncle that resembles a Hitler-esque oven are rejected; Londoners rejoice
    A side view of the rejected design

    Terrible Tracey – Tracey Emin announces she’s quitting London after her plans to construct a carbuncle that resembles a Hitler-esque oven are rejected; Londoners rejoice
    Another projection of the ugly building that has thankfully been rejected

  • Lawrence Van Hagen

    Lawrence Van Hagen

    Art curator Lawrence Van HagenBig haired art curator and international jetsetter Lawrence Van Hagen is based in London and Paris. (more…)

  • David Gigauri: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    David Gigauri: “What’s on your mantelpiece?”

    ‘The Steeple Times’ asks banker and author David Gigauri: “What’s on your mantelpiece?” (more…)

  • theNativeSociety seeks out marketing stars

    theNativeSociety seeks out marketing stars

    theNativeSociety seeks out 30 rising stars aged 30 and under in advertising and marketing (more…)

  • Vladimir Restoin Roitfeld (AKA “Vlad” Restoin Roitfeld)

    Vladimir Restoin Roitfeld (AKA “Vlad” Restoin Roitfeld)

    Vladimir Restoin RoitfeldThe Paris-born son of fashion editor Carine Roitfeld and Equipment shirt brand founder Christian Restoin, Vladimir Restoin Roitfeld is the founder of New York art dealership of the same name. He’s the godson of the photographer Mario Testino and has dated the fashionista Giovanna Battaglia and “the female Roman Abramovich” Goga Ashkenazi. Restoin Roitfeld – described by Forbes as a “gentleman [who] means business” – has worked on exhibitions at the Moscow Museum of Modern Art, Sotheby’s S2 Gallery and Phillips de Pury. His set includes the “billionheir” Andy Valmorbida, the Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and the artist Marco Perego.

     

  • Ivan Pun

    Ivan Pun

    Ivan PunOxford educated Ivan Pun is plainly someone the party crasher David Pun would love to be. He features on Town & Country’s ‘Most Eligible Bachelors’ list, is described as liking “the international party circuit” and works in his father’s property development business, Serge Pun Associates (SPA), as head of corporate development. Yangon based and a lover of history and architecture, Pun is a “young man in a hurry to get things done”. When asked what he does to relax, he replied: “Relax? I don’t really relax”.

     

  • Keep an eye on the auctions

    Keep an eye on the auctions

    An analysis of the results of the Christie’s Out of the Ordinary and RM Auctions Battersea sales (more…)