Category: CREATIVES

  • Jerry Hall

    Jerry Hall

    Jerry HallLike a fine vintage, this Texan model and actress gets better with age. Mick Jagger’s former common-law wife was once engaged to Bryan Ferry and has dabbled with Kabbalah and other religions. A mother of four, Hall once stated: “I’m a very bad citizen. I’ve never even voted… I have zero interest in politics”.

  • Fadi Fawaz

    Fadi Fawaz

    A Lebanese born, London based “hairdresser to the stars” and former male model who is best known as the late George Michael’s on-off boyfriend from 2009 until his death on Christmas Day 2016. Fadi Fawaz was brought up in Logan Central, a “crime ridden” suburb of Brisbane, Australia, and went on to become a male model. He has over 24,000 followers on Twitter and has repeatedly shown a desire to become a photographer.

     

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  • Austin 7 man

    Austin 7 man

    Austin 7 manHe cruises the streets of Knightsbridge and Belgravia in the afternoons and hoots every so often as he drives along. Often spotted puffing away on a cigar, nothing more is known of this diminutive character.

  • Derek Blasberg

    Derek Blasberg

    Derek BlasbergThis witty New York based fashion journalist and author’s first book, Classy: Exceptional Advice for the Extremely Modern Lady, was a New York Times bestseller in 2010. (more…)

  • Martin the Poet

    Martin the Poet

    Martin the Poet“Dinky, danky, doodle, dee, I am a poet and so is she” goes his opening line. This Scot wanders the streets around Chelsea Green selling poems. “I am the magic man”, he often continues and “I could have sex with any woman I wanted” are amongst the other quotes he shares. “Dinky Danky” and his companion, who is generally perched atop of a shopping trolley full of empty beer cans, inject a little joy and laughter into the lives of those that they encounter.

  • The Waitrose Clepto

    The Waitrose Clepto

    The Waitrose CleptoFamous simply for being thrown out of Waitrose in Kings Road because of his helping hands and also for his daily dance on the steps of Patara in Fulham Road, little else is known about this Chelsea eccentric. Goodness knows what’s hidden inside the flasher mac The Waitrose Clepto generally sports.

     

  • Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, 18th Duchess of Alba (1926 – 2014)

    Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, 18th Duchess of Alba (1926 – 2014)

    Duchess of AlbaThis Spaniard held more titles than the Queen and married her third husband, a toyboy civil servant, in 2011. (more…)

  • Tim Tebow

    Tim Tebow

    Tim TebowThis “virtuous” homeschooled American football player has played for both the New York Jets and the Denver Broncos. As well known for his Christian faith and kneeling on one knee in prayer during games, Tebow is widely tipped for a career in television. After a lengthy legal battle, the quarterback even managed to trademark the term “Tebowing” in October 2012 and his philanthropic efforts continue to earn him great respect. Certain British footballers ought to pay heed.

  • Bonnie Tyler (born Gaynor Hopkins, also known as Sherene Davis)

    Bonnie Tyler (born Gaynor Hopkins, also known as Sherene Davis)

    Bonnie TylerBritain’s answer to Celine Dion. One of Tyler’s singles, Believe In Me, was chosen as Britain’s 2013 Eurovision Song Contest entry in 2013. In it, she sings: “It’s just not worth the pain”. This more than amply bosomed Botox loving Welsh woman is quite right. Her song is beyond painful.

  • Libby Purves OBE

    Libby Purves OBE

    Libby Purves 550This British radio presenter, journalist and author is a much respected and reassuring voice of reason. Whilst at Oxford she was the librarian of the Oxford Union and then wrote a travel book, One Summer’s Grace, based on a 1,700 mile sailing journey she made around Britain with children aged three and five in 2002. Those who follow her Midweek show on Radio 4 find her a joy to listen to.