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  • Wally of the Week – The Rt. Hon. Liz Truss MP

    Wally of the Week – The Rt. Hon. Liz Truss MP

    That Liz Truss appointed an adviser who’d previously worked for the mate of paedophiles Prince Andrew sums up her complete lack of sense and good judgment; that she’s almost unpopular as the rotten ratbag royal is also telling

    George Canning lasted just 119 days in office from 12th April 1827 until his death on 8th August that year and now Liz Truss needs to ‘survive’ until 3rd January 2023 if she isn’t to replace him as the shortest serving Prime Minister in British history. Frankly, her chances of that seem a little bit beyond ‘Slim Shady.’

     

    Truss – a schoolgirl-like being akin to a cross between the lisping limpet Violet Elizabeth Bott and the hectoring harridan with a mission to make the nation fat that is Mary Berry – faces woes on all fronts. However, what was most telling was that her adviser Jason Stein, who was forced out yesterday, had previously been an adviser to the man who paid a sum commonly purported to be £12 million to a woman he claimed to have never met, the non-sweaty friend of paedophiles Prince Andrew.

     

    A clear case of “the truth being stranger than fiction,” the choices of Truss – a woman whose own lack of loyalty was illustrated most clearly when she had an affair with the now former MP Mark Field in 2006 – in also both her also-now-gone Chancellor and Home Secretary are most definitely indicative of someone who simply doesn’t have her finger on the pulse in any regard.

     

    Elsewhere yesterday, the booze loving Felicity ‘Call Me Flicka’ Buchan, was called out by the acidicly acerbic blog From The Hornets Nest for being a “rare voice of support” for Ms Truss. Quoting an article from The Times, the blog observed that the Kensington MP was “out on a limb in supporting [the] hapless” Prime Minister and claimed it was “as if Truss was working for the Labour Party” and “was unfit for purpose.”

     

    Going further, it was observed of a meeting of the One Nation Group:

     

    “One obsequious murmur came from the minister Felicity Buchan, who offered a rare voice of support. But otherwise, the MPs filtered out of the room, and to their various disconsolate dinners, in a state of open hopelessness. ‘It was 99 per cent unsympathetic, 1 per cent Felicity Buchan,’ one said.”

     

    Update – 2pm, 20th October – ‘Slim Shady’ Liz Truss proved to come and go even quicker than expected and now the shortest serving PM in British history has gone after just 44 days in office; God only knows what calamity comes next.

     

    Pictured top – Two of the most unpopular people in Britain right now, Liz Truss and the Duke of York. What a pair of berks!

     

    Mark Field strangler
    The former lover of Liz Truss, the now ex-MP Mark Field, came under fire in June 2019 after he grabbed a female protester by the neck at a bankers’ banquet. He was subsequently suspended from his Foreign Office position for manhandling Greenpeace activist Janet Barker. Rabbit loving farm dweller Ms Barker, 38, subsequently suggested Field “should consider anger management lessons” but did not comment on what she thought of the then Westminster MP’s sexual antics with the now (for the moment) Prime Minister he had enjoyed intimate relations with.
    Prime Minister
    Once lauded as ‘Lioness Liz,’ but now more widely considered to be ‘Loopy Liz’ and ‘Ludicrous Liz,’ here is a Prime Minister who is nothing but an international laughing stock. King Charles rightly muttered “oh dear, you’re back again” on encountering her recently and soon she’ll no doubt be consigned to where all political careers inevitably end – the dustbin of failures. Poor, laughable lassy Liz Truss.
    George Canning
    Will the current Prime Minister beat George Canning in having a record for being the shortest-lived Prime Minister in office? Given her current predicament, she looks most likely to be the ultimate winner.
    Felicity Buchan booze
    When you’ve got the backing of the current MP for Kensington – who won by just 150 votes at the last general election– you know you’re onto a loser. Boozed-up Felicity Buchan – a woman who has failed to reply to a letter sent to her by her constituent Matthew Steeples in July 2022 – is someone no one in their right-mind would want the backing of. Lazy and ludicrous, here is someone who can’t even deal with the potholes in Walton Street, the very street she lives in in Knightsbridge let alone judge the mood of the nation.
  • Loopy Liz Panned By Poem – Liz Truss Poetry

    Loopy Liz Panned By Poem – Liz Truss Poetry

    As Liz Truss continues to gain the support of further Tory members, her supporters make a fool of her in verse in penning poetry referencing her as ‘Bizzy Lizzy’ and ‘Thatcher Mach 3’

    Supporters laud her as ‘Lioness Liz’ whilst unsurprisingly detractors unsurprisingly label her ‘Ludicrous Liz’ and ‘Loopy Liz,’ but now after the former published two poems about her, Liz Truss MP has become a bit of a laughing stock.

     

    Written in a manner that would make even the ‘Queen of Doggerel’ Pam Ayres embarrassed by someone of unknown identity and a Londoner going by the name of Bill Sutton, the poetry (featured below unedited) is illustrative only that the MP for South West Norfolk’s fan club are incapable of grammar, spelling, sense and logic.

     

    Peppered with hatred for the man they view to be the “back-stabber” (though they reference him as a “back stabbee” and “snake”) Rishi Sunak, the poems express also loathing for the “woke” and admiration for Margaret Thatcher (whose surname is put down as “Thartcher”). All criticism is then subsequently described as the “mock and snicker” of “lefties.”  

     

    With backing like this flocking to the cause of the likely next Prime Minister, God help once Great Britain. Could this Oxford educated PPE graduate, ex-Liberal Democrat, pro-abolitionist of the monarchy and ex-Remainer not find anyone intelligent to pen a verse about her?

     

    Pictured top – In 2021, as International Trade Secretary, the now wannabe ‘Fat Controller’ visited Derbyshire train-makers Alstom Derby; she was mocked for “enjoying a day out at Thomas The Tank Engine World” in altered imagery.

     

    Two poems by supporters
    The aforementioned verses truly are beyond cringeworthy. If this is the best kind of supporters the Conservative Party can muster, surely greats like Sir Winston Churchill would turn in their graves.
    Mock and snicker
    Bill Sutton thinks his favoured candidate “normal” and someone capable who is “all about being kind to each other and not mocking” (though his spelling of such leaves much to be desired).

    The first ‘poem’ in full (unedited and peppered with errors):

    Untitled and shared by someone on Facebook’s ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers,’ this shocker was mocked by over 1,000 group members.

     

    Of it and its author, remarks included:

    • “Jesus wept, the gin in that.”
    • “I want to hear more about her army of Brians.”
    • “Brian isn’t thrilled about matching her face.”
    • “And they say right wing comedy is dead.”
    • “These people actually vote.”
    • “No irony they couldn’t spell brains right when talking about her.”
    • “Daft bigoted melt.”
    • “Back stabbee would mean he was the one stabbed in the back, NOT the one doing the stabbing.”
    • “Clearly wrote this just before his medication was kicking in.”
    • “Has anyone checked if this person is having a stroke?”
    • “I’ve never written poetry whilst falling down some stairs before. Good effort.”
    • “This has to be a Poe.”
    • “Keats, Thomas, Amis; Step aside… We have found our Laureate.”
    • “It’s like watching a descent into mental instability in real time.”
    • “If this is satire, it’s genius. If it’s real, it’s frightening as f*ck.”
    • “MRS THARTCHER and getting rid of THE WOKE. Possibly the best poem I have ever read.”

     

    ‘Untitled’

    Bizzy lizzy will win by a.mile

    She has a got    a lovely smile

    Brians to match her lovely face.

    She will win this pm race

    Sunaks a snake

    A back stabbee he is

    He turned on boris

    And will turn on liz

    She will be a great pm

    Not as good.as Maggie but no one could

    be

    Mrs thartcher mach 3

    Liz will stand proud over our lands

    Holdinh out both her hand

    If we wotk to gether we can

    Get of the woke

    And them. Cry into there

    cornflakes

    As liz makes our country great.

    In liz we trust god speed to our new pm

     

    The second ‘poem’ in full (also unedited and peppered with errors):

    Penned by a Londoner named Bill Sutton who commented: “So I have writ [sic] this about liz.please don’t mock my soelling [sic] like the leftys [sic] do.thank you.hope you all like it.”

     

    Comments included: “I wish you had spell checked your poem before putting it up” and “about as good [at] spelling as Truss.” Mr Sutton responded: “Alright lefty” whilst someone named Sheila Williams added: “Bloody lefty grammar police.”

     

    ‘Liz’

    Liz is the one.to make things right

    She shines bright like a lovley light

    She is a lady with lot of class

    She is  a women and is.a badass

    She will put sunak in his place

    We all know hes  a waist of space

    Maggies would love to see her win

    And she.would put sunak in.the bin

    Cone on liz you can win this

    Dont let them bully you like snakes who.hiss.

    We support our lovley liz

    Liz for pm liz for pm liz for om

     

    Rishi Sunak cheating allegation
    Meanwhile other super fans of the Oxford born 47-year-old heir apparent to Boris Johnson have ludicrously been suggesting that a conspiracy is being organised by supporters of Rishi Sunak and the introduction of foreign members from India to boost his vote.
    Ben Wallace endorsement
    Worse still, this birdbrained flip-flopper – who has been married to an accountant named Hugh O’Leary since 2000 but who had an extra-marital affair with the then also married now ex-MP Mark Field – has acquired the backing of Ben Wallace MP. He has remarked: “She’s honest. She’s authentic. She’s experienced.”