The Steeple Times asks musician and architectural historian Oliver Gerrish: âWhatâs on your mantelpiece?â
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The Steeple Times shares âwit and wisdomâ. Whatâs your guiding force?
My guiding force is optimism.
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âDon’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. Whatâs yours?
âWealth and fameâ! Just joking, I think that âI’ll sing for my supperâ would be a good one!
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Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2012?
Bad architecture.
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Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?
Singing in The London Oratory Schola, which I enjoyed so much. I also miss my grandfather, who died recently. He was a constant source of fun, support and love.
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What might you swap all your wealth for?
I would swap all my wealth (maybe âpaltry savingsâ would be a better phrase) for a chance to present a TV show exploring the history of architecture and music in Britain. It would be great if it became a great success and made me lots of money and educated people about the wonderful heritage we take so for granted.
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Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank”. What’s your view on the banking crisis?
I don’t like to borrow money and I think it is utterly wrong for the banks to be supporting peoplesâ misadventures with borrowing at the expense of other non-borrowing clients who can ill afford to bail out the former with their hard earned savings.
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What phrase or word do you most loathe?
“Babe”.
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In the UK, some people consider charity to âbegin at homeâ. Whatâs your view and what causes do you personally support?
I believe that by supporting smaller charities with far reaching ideals one can make a real difference. I run a charity music series called the Chelsea Concerts with soprano Alexandra Kennedy and we have now raised over ÂŁ15,000 for various charities, including The Cystic Fibrosis Trust, SSAFA, The Rhinology and Laryngology Fund, The Rifles’ Care for Casualties and others. Each time, along with raising money for the charities, I have felt enlightened about these causes and educated about the extraordinary people and causes that are helped by these charities. I am also a Trustee of The Georgian Group and started The Young Georgians. We are the UK’s major architectural preservation charity. I was also recently involved with The Lady R Foundation and it’s fundraising for Veteran’s Aid.
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The judge in Law Abiding Citizen states: “I can pretty do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?
Never use a mobile phone or have it on at a concert. Itâs always the people with the worst and loudest ring tones that leave them on.
If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?
Wowzers! Boris Johnson, Britney Spears, Rosamund Pike, the composer James MacMillan, my Grandmother Molly Lefebure, Henry Conway and my other closest friends, a pretty new girlfriend, The Dowager Duchess of Devonshire, Jenny Agutter, Lady Lucinda Lambton and The Queen.
If I could have a few spectral guests too they would be Edith Sitwell, Winston Churchill, Georgian architect Robert Adam, Grace Kelly, Sir John Vanbrugh, M. R. James, Cecil Beaton and The Queen Mother.
Oliver Gerrish. Photograph by Tom Gilks.
If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?
Smoked salmon and smoked mackerel pate with a very cold Diet Coke.
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What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?
A glass or two at lunch if with friends and then after 6pm otherwise.
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A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?
Negroni or a cup of tea, depending on the weather. I hate martinis.
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Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?
Older friends because they love to mix the generations and one comes back feeling full of information and also the food and drink is mostly better.
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Who is the most positive person you know?
My mother.
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Whatâs your most guilty pleasure?
Burger King XL bacon double cheeseburger.
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If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?
A well-proportioned Palladian house.
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If you were a car, what marque would you be?
Make? Probably an old VW Golf as mine works well, isnât at all showy and gets me from A to B.
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Cilla Black presented Surprise, Surprise. Tell us the most surprising thing about you.
I am a total country bumpkin at heart and like nothing more than being back in Derbyshire at The Barley Mow pub catching up with my friends there.
Whatâs currently sitting on your mantelpiece?
A punk rocker shaped scrubbing brush, a model of The Queen who waves her hand when the sun touches her bag (so not very often), my flatmate’s invitations (mine are on the shelf opposite since we are very competitive!) and some photographs of our mad garden in Derbyshire.
Oliver Gerrish is an architectural historian, countertenor and founder of the Young Georgian Society.
The Steeple Times asks model and personality Nicholas Gruber: âWhatâs on your mantelpiece?â
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The Steeple Times shares âwit and wisdom.â Whatâs your guiding force?
I try to learn something from everyone I meet.
âDon’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. Whatâs yours?
Life is short so enjoy a part of every day, even the shitty ones.
Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2012?
Picking on anyone less fortunate than you. That’s why the Republicans lost the election in the US.
Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?
My grandmother, Judy Bolduc. She was the first lesbian in California to adopt a child, my dad.
What might you swap all your wealth for?
Honey, pick up a paper: I did that already for some freedom.
Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank.” What’s your view on the banking crisis?
Greed is never good in any way, shape or form.
What phrase or word do you most loathe?
âThank you so much.â It seems insincere whereas just âthank youâ seems genuine.
In the UK, some people consider charity to âbegin at home.â Whatâs your view and what causes do you personally support?
Toys for Tots because I know first hand what it feels like to be a kid with nothing under the tree.
The judge in “Law Abiding Citizen” states: “I can pretty do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?
It is only appropriate to blow up terrorists.
If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?
My new boyfriend, John Luciano, and my former one, Calvin Klein. Now, that would be one hell of a ride.
Nicholas Gruber
If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?
Pasta from Bar Pitti. Â Two helpings. Plus a slice of German chocolate cake.
What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?
I’m sober so for me that would be noon. Joking. I don’t drink but I also don’t judge.
A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?
None of the above. I will take a coconut water please.
Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?
Calvin Klein. Â He might be three times my age but he can party like a rock star.
Who is the most positive person you know?
A tie between Calvin and John. They both believed in me when I didn’t believe in myself.
Whatâs your most guilty pleasure?
Having a mob related boyfriend who allows me to have girlfriends.
If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?
A glass that was half full because that’s how I roll.
If you were a car, what marque would you be?
A smiley face.
Cilla Black presented âSurprise, Surprise.â Tell us the most surprising thing about you.
The Steeple Times asks the magician and musician Daniel Rosenfeldt: âWhatâs on your mantelpiece?â
The Steeple Times shares âwit and wisdom.â Whatâs your guiding force?
Stephen Fry.
âDon’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. Whatâs yours?
Madonna has a great one: âDonât cheatâ. You can do what you like in life but you have to put in the work.
Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2012?
The fighting happening in the Middle East. People in this day and age killing each other over religious beliefs. How thick do you have to be to kill another person because they choose to believe in something different to you? It blows my mind.
Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?
Tony Blair being Prime Minister… Not. âMe?â Nothing at all. Iâm rocking a fairy tale. Great childhood, great friends and family, I live in Copenhagen and I play guitar and perform magic for a living. Whatâs to miss?
What might you swap all your wealth for?
Peace of mind is priceless stuff.
Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank.” What’s your view on the banking crisis?
If this is the case, then the Greeks would be laughing, but they donât look so happy to me so maybe Donald got it wrong. And it wouldnât be the first time: he also backed Romney.
What phrase or word do you most loathe?
When people say: âTo be honestâ. It implies that they lie most other times.
In the UK, some people consider charity to âbegin at home.â Whatâs your view and what causes do you personally support?
I think we should help where we can. I perform magic in hospitals and for charity events. Everyone loves magic. Please look on my website to book me for this. I do it for free and itâs a big part of the reason I do what I do. Iâm planning a tour through the hospitals in Copenhagen which starts in February.
The judge in “Law Abiding Citizen” states: “I can pretty much do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?
That judge had it coming. Anyone against Gerard Butler is toast! Have you seen 300?
If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?
The entire cast of QI, Rune Klan and his dog Balthazar, Benjamin Earl, Klaus Mulbjerg and Roland Rudd who would naturally start the speeches.
Daniel Rosenfeldt
If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?
Steak bĂŠarnaise at home with my parents and brothers.
What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?
I put beer in pancake batter and itâs never too early for pancakes đ
A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?
An ice cold beer, please.
Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?
I like the ones that sneak up on you, youâre busy having fun and then all of a sudden Dario is dancing on the couch with a sheepskin and a lampshade on his head, air drumming.
Whatâs your most guilty pleasure?
I donât feel guilty about things that please me. Except maybe Dario dancing on the couch with a sheep skin and a lamp shade on his head…
If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?
Dario dancing on the couch⌠Nah!
Who is the most positive person you know?
Rune Klan.
If you were a car, what marque would you be?
I would like to imagine myself as a vintage Rolls but I think Iâm more of a husky drawn sledge.
Cilla Black presented âSurprise, Surprise.â Tell us the most surprising thing about you.
Iâm constantly surprised that I surprise people for a living. My parents are even more surprised!
Watch a YouTube video of Daniel Roesenfeldtâs âA Christmas in South Africaâ at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxvK7ZYn69I and an example of his magical talents at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUydpcbb_lo
The Steeple Times asks the financier turned fashion designer Jax Martin: âWhatâs on your mantelpiece?â
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The Steeple Times shares âwit and wisdom.â Whatâs your guiding force?
Love.
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âDon’t get even, get medieval” is, in our humble opinion, a great motto. Whatâs yours?
âIf the glove donât fit, you must acquit.â
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Kerry Katona was considered unacceptable in 2007. Who or what is unacceptable in 2012?
Reality TV personalities are unacceptable in any year (but to be clear Kerry Katona is still unacceptable).
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Tony Blair misses being Prime Minister. What do you miss most in your life?
Sleep.
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What might you swap all your wealth for?
High quality education for all children.
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Donald Trump was once a case of: “If you owe the bank a thousand, they close you down; but if you owe the bank a billion, you own the bank.” What’s your view on the banking crisis?
Bankers who created complex financial instruments should not receive the brunt of the blame. Let us not forget the inept regulators who permitted these activities to flourish, causing the crisis to become much worse than it might have been.
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What phrase or word do you most loathe?
âReaching out.â
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In the UK, some people consider charity to âbegin at home.â Whatâs your view and what causes do you personally support?
Good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.” Plato. I anonymously support several charitable causes related to: education, medical research, the arts and womenâs and childrenâs issues.
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The judge in “Law Abiding Citizen” states: “I can pretty do whatever I want” before being blown up whilst answering her mobile phone. What’s your view on the appropriate use of such devices?
You canât live with them and you canât live without them. But, I have no interest in listening to other peopleâs loud conversations on their mobiles.
If you could fill a carriage on The Orient Express, who would be your fellow passengers?
Oscar de La Renta, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, Mao Tse Tung, Madonna and Ronald McDonald.
Fashion designer Jax Martin
If you were unfortunate enough to end up on death row, what would be your last meal and where would you eat it?
I LOVE to eat; I would have a very large meal comprised of chateaubriand with shallot sauce, Cajun chicken and fries from Le Bilboquet and a bacon cheeseburger with grilled onions from Corner Bistro. All of the aforementioned would be served with a bottle of Gevrey-Chambertin. For dessert, I would have a slice of mille-feuille with fresh cut strawberries on the side. If I were allowed to dine outside of death row, I would have the meal served in either Trancoso in Bahia, Brazil or JosĂŠ Ignacio in Punta del Este, Uruguay.
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What time is it acceptable to consume the first drink of the day?
This question makes the assumption that somehow one has stopped partying from the previous evening.
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A Negroni, a martini or a cup of tea?
A martini.
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Whose parties do you enjoy the most and why?
It doesnât matter who throws the party, itâs the company you carry that makes the party.
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Who is the most positive person you know?
Lucy.
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Whatâs your most guilty pleasure?
Canât say.
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If a tattoo were to sum you up, what would it be of?
A phoenix.
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If you were a car, what marque would you be?
A Koenigsegg Agera R.
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Cilla Black presented âSurprise, Surprise.â Tell us the most surprising thing about you.
While I was in engineering school, I was also a professional dancer.
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Whatâs currently sitting on your mantelpiece?
An antique Buddha, candles and a couple of black and white family photographs.
British designer Jax Martin is a former financier and professional dancer. A graduate of Columbia University, Martin also has an MBA from the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania and began her career in the hedge fund business. She now creates âchic clothing for todayâs womanâ and states: âI live to make women feel great and look fabulousâ.
This mouthpiece was born in Rettendon, Essex in 1958 and vents bile on all manner of subjects. Articles such as: âWhy donât more women moan like me?â and âLiz Jonesâ baby craving drove her to steal husbandâs sperm in ultimate deceptionâ are frankly illustrative of why sheâs so unpopular. After she got banned from the majority of fashion shows and her husband left her, she quit London for Somerset in 2007 to feed organic muesli to the rats in the barns of a 47-acre farm she purchased as her ârural idyll.â That misadventure came to a sticky end in November 2012 after sheâd alienated the whole county by calling them, amongst other things, âsmellyâ and âfaintly Amish.â Goodness knows whom sheâll choose to offend next. Phillip Schofield sums her up best: âShe is inconsistent, bitter, nasty and unhinged.â Our advice: Just steer well clear of this acid tongued poison pen.
Matthew Steeples examines the truth behind Liz Jones giving up on her ârural idyllâ
The Mailâs Liz Jones is a waspish woman who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Those whoâve paid even a momentâs attention to her bleating, will be familiar with lines such as: âLast week, my brand new ÂŁ1,300 MacBook Pro brokeâ and âPhil Spencer wanted his ÂŁ46,000 and he wanted it now!â She never stops talking about money and the size of what she both owns and owes.
Liz Jones
In todayâs Femail, Jones bores on about about how she feels âlike a cross-dresserâ trying out the Kardashian Kollection of clothing in a pointed attack on Kim Kardashian, but it was for her diatribe yesterday that she truly got the goat of the nation in â[bidding] a ferocious farewellâ to life in the country in an article entitled âGoodbye⌠and good riddance!â 2,151 people have commented so far and most of them have been far from sympathetic.
When Upcott Farm at Brushford, near Dulverton in Somerset came up for sale in 2007 at a price of ÂŁ1.6 million, it featured in an article by The Telegraphâs Caroline McGhie. The 5-bedroomed farmhouse came with a 2-bedroom annexe, a courtyard of barns and stables and 47 acres of land. McGhie waxed lyrical about the merits of moving to this location: âPeople come here for the peace and quiet, the night skies, the dramatic coastline, and they work from home,â she stated before adding: âYou can find everything here, including butchers, bakers, afternoon tea and cake, fish and chips, an art gallery and a shop selling fishing tackle.â Of Upcott Farm itself, she concluded:
âThis would suit a member of the new wave of buyers dubbed Droppies (Disillusioned Relatively Ordinary Professionals Preferring Independent Employment Situations).â
McGhie got it half right: Upcott Farm sold to someone who considers herself far from ârelatively ordinaryâ and someone who is far from âprofessional.â The purchaser, however, was certainly someone whoâd become âdisillusionedâ with what sheâd bought and someone whose desire to be âindependentâ and create a âsituationâ just alienated all she encountered. The buyer, youâve guessed it, was none other than Elizabeth Ann Jones.
Jones was born in Brentwood, Essex in 1958 and studied journalism at the London College of Printing. She became editor of Marie Claire in 1999 but was sacked, she herself suggests, for âlisting in the magazine the freebies she had been offered in the previous month.â Here, it seems, began Jonesâs obsession with all things material and here she also met an Indian BBC radio journalist named Nirpal Dhaliwal in 2000.
Jones married Dhaliwal but the union was to prove an âutter disasterâ as he had affairs with women she terms âyounger, dimmer [and] slimmer.â âIâm no racistâ Jones was divorced in 2007 and said goodbye to her â3,000 square foot of Islington real estateâ and âeasy, if super-busy, London lifeâ in favour of the green, green grass of Somerset.
Whoeverâs side you see it from, five years of hell followed. Jones baited the locals and they grew to loathe her. She wrote columns and a book, The Exmoor Files, where she attacked them as âfaintly Amish⌠feral, old and smellyâ and another hack and neighbour, Jane Alexander of The Telegraph, responded: âDulverton [was] positively fizzing with furyâ after each and every publication.
Of the local restaurants, Jones stated:
âI have given up trying to eat out in restaurants here on Exmoor⌠It is still stuck in the Seventies, with only things in baskets and rum babas on the menu⌠If you tell the waiter you are vegetarian, you are stared at, incredulously, as if you are black.â
She whinged about her inability to find love:
”I will never, ever meet a man here in the middle of a moor, where even to be in possession of your own teeth is a bonus.â
And whined about fieldsports:
âI didnât increase my popularity by being unable to pass a party of men and often children with guns, shooting rabbits and deer, without getting out of my BMW and saying: âDo you really have nothing better to do with your Saturday morning?â The look of shock on their faces that I had the cheek to challenge them was priceless. I would stop, too, and shout at huntsmen on horses, galloping on tarmaced roads, one hand on the reins, the other clamping a mobile phone to their heads. âYou will ruin your horsesâ tendons!â I would wail.â
Whilst Jones found little to like in her new community, they found nothing positive in her arrival either. Her dog was blamed for worrying lambs, and Jones’s inability to control it, locals say, was an indicator of the chasm between her life and theirs. In 2009, one neighbour went as far as to tell Danny Brierley of The Independent:
“We have got nothing in common with her, really. I think she may find it difficult to make any kind of life here now. She is not a very friendly person and we are all sick to death of talking about Liz Jones. A hatred has been building up for months. She is actually having a go at people and they are not going to tolerate that. She has feelings like all people, of course she has. But everyone wants her to leave and leave now. No one can make her, but we think she will go. I don’t see how you can live in such a small community with people who think that way about you.”
Matters came to a head when Jonesâs precious black BMW convertible, âbought in 2005 for ÂŁ26,000,â was pelted with eggs and teenagers fired shots at her letterbox with an air rifle. A local councilor even dressed up as her in the local carnival and yesterday Jones took revenge on those she blames for her âfive-year prison sentenceâ and deprivation from Space NK, Cath Kidston and Illy coffee.
Instead, the article just shows the true reality of this bombastic harpy. The lines Jones penned speak for themselves. Country people donât welcome someone who planned to âhack for miles across the open moorland in my Prada jodhpursâ anymore than the folk of Knightsbridge welcome Arabs treating their roads like racetracks. The gardener who had to endure Jones yelling âwalk faster!â at him didnât deserve such anymore than a bus driver in SW11 deserves abuse from his passengers. Jones concludes:
âIâm now a different person. I became so lonely. I would often get in my car, not just for the warmth, but for the kind voice of the satnav lady. Iâve learned that an amazing view and a pair of nesting grey herons are not enough to make me happy.â
27 acres of land including paddocks and a fishing lake remain on the market through Savills and Strutt & Parker at a price of ÂŁ200,000 at Upcott Farm
Miss Jones bleats that sheâs taken a ÂŁ500,000 loss on Upcott Farm, which languished on the market at first at ÂŁ1,900,000 and then ÂŁ1,750,000 for three years. The âunexpectedâ sale of the property has given her the ability to âflee back to the cityâ but the locals and even the âDroopiesâ should be warned: thereâs still 27 acres of the farm unsold and on the market at a price of ÂŁ200,000. Halloween may have passed but the battleaxe in the Beemer could still call again.
Philip Schofield and the protection of powerful paedophiles
Yesterday, when Phillip Schofield showed the Prime Minister a note containing the names of alleged politician paeodophiles who have been named on Twitter, little did he realise what heâd set in motion.
Phillip Schofield handing David Cameron a list of names of alleged politician paedophiles on ITV1’s “This Morning”
Amongst the names was that of Lord McAlpine who also appears on the website of the former BBC sports presenter David Icke along with a former MP who is now a television presenter and a number of others. The same site contains references to an MP who died in a house fire in Hampshire in 2000 and all manner of other suggestions.
Steve Messham, the victim who appeared on Newsnight to state that heâd been sexually abused in a Welsh childrenâs home by a âprominent Conservativeâ last week, has now come forward to state that McAlpine was not his attacker. Separately, the peer has given a detailed rebuttal and threatened to sue those who have accused him.
We all know that David Icke is a bit of a wildcard and that his views about aliens are just ludicrous but one has to think of smoke and fire. If even one of those Icke accuses is guilty, any investigation would be worthwhile. Whoever they may be, powerful paedophiles should not be protected and equally, however wild their views, those with relevant information should not be censored.
Weâre all Saviled out. Itâs been more than eight weeks since revelations about Jimmy, formerly Sir Jimmy, Savile came to public attention. Yes, the horrors of his âactivitiesâ have appalled us all but frankly why do the media really keep this story running as a main news item?
It does what it says on the tin
Weâve been as much a part of this monstrous escapade as anyone else: our editor went on the BBC to talk about the scandal and weâve even received messages of support from Savileâs twisted âfriends.â We beat the Daily Mail in being the first to report on the sale of the paedophileâs flat in Leeds and spotted Sir George Young removing a photo of him and Savile from his website before any other. We admit it: our readers plainly are as intrigued by this story as much as we were curious enough to report on it.
It suited our Prime Minister very nicely to wheel out Theresa May yesterday to announce an inquiry into the activities of another supposed child molester who just happened to be a member of Margaret Thatcherâs government. âWhy so?â we hear you justifiably ask. Well, just like the spinner Jo Moore âburying bad newsâ on 9/11, the US elections were the perfect opportunity to dispense of the activities of a certain magnate beneath the TarmacÂŽ. Somehow, though, and as much as she tried to smooth things over, we donât think Mayâs attempts at concreting over this particular highway will set satisfactorily.
A ÂŁ15 million mansion fit for a self-made tycoon or an upwardly mobile WAG
While the youth of the Kings Road and Loughton have featured in the reality shows Made in Chelsea and The Only Way is Essex, their counterparts in Cheshire have yet to undergo the same social experiment. Having come across a fair few of their number though, I can only imagine their antics would result in television of comparable car crash proportions.
Wayne and Coleen Rooney and their home on Collar House Drive in Prestbury, East CheshireWarrington born Kerry Katona isn’t considered one of the “Cheshire set’s” finest exports
Cheshire itself is a county of contrasts: thereâs the farming and hunting set and then thereâs the new money. From the 1950s onwards an invasion of nouveau riche footballers and self-made business people came to Alderley Edge and Wilmslow and it is said that there are more Rolls-Royces per square mile here than anywhere else in the UK.
Though todayâs Coronation Street actresses and Man United players generally favour brand new homes in Prestbury, the new wealth have not just consigned themselves to such. The likes of Take Thatâs Gary Barlow, for a time, owned Delamere Manor at Cuddington but sold it in 2005 due to his ever-growing commitments elsewhere. Equally, Neil Hamilton, whilst MP for Tatton, lived at The Old Rectory at Nether Alderley with his formidable wife Christine but when their days in politics came to an end, they too moved on. For a time, David and Victoria Beckham were the undoubted glitterati of this manor, but of those footballers still resident Wayne and Coleen Rooney are definitely now the best known.
In a âgrey area between old and newâ sits Swettenham Hall at Swettenham near Congleton. This 12,590 square foot Georgian mansion dates to 1795 but since it was acquired by Brian Kennedy, a double glazing, home improvements and mobile telephone entrepreneur, the house has been given a total makeover. The colourful style heâs given the house can best be described as being akin to: âLaurence Llewelyn-Bowen meets Austin Powers.â
Swettenham Hall’s drawing room is decorated and furnished in a cacophony of coloursThe kitchen is painted in an equally vivid shade of lime greenA bedroom boasts a carpet that would make Austin Powers shout: “Yeah, baby, yeah!”The same carpeting continues into the wood paneled “gentleman’s study”At Swettenham Hall, bathrooms, equally, are far from neutral in their stylingMr Kennedy and his wife Christine employed Julian Bicknell Associates to design an impressive leisure wing in 2004
Swettenham Hall is most definitely a party palace and along with the addition of a leisure wing consisting of a swimming pool, JacuzziÂŽ, plunge pool, steam room and gymnasium in 2004, Kennedy has also constructed a 47ft by 44ft helicopter hangar complete with a retractable helicopter pad.
Standing in 100 acres of grounds, the house does seem a tad expensive at ÂŁ15 million especially since that the adjoining former farm buildings were sold off and converted into eight homes in 1999. The driveway is partly shared with these homes and for those seeking the ultimate in privacy, this could indeed be an issue. It is perhaps why Swettenham Hall has yet to sell.
The former farm buildings next to Swettenham Hall were sold off and converted into eight homes by Egerton Estates and Watts Developments in 1999The proximity of Swettenham Hall to the neighbouring barn conversions is illustrated in this Google Earth map
Brian Kennedy is someone I hadnât heard of until I came across Swettenham Hall but here is a fascinating man whose meteoric rise is frankly very clearly linked to windows. The son of a window cleaner from Edinburgh, this self-made tycoon started his career as a trainee manager at the Royal Bank of Scotland. He subsequently briefly worked as a trainee accountant but left when offered the chance to become youngest branch manager of Moben Kitchens at the age of 20.
At around this time, Kennedy acquired a stake in Farouche Kitchens and with a Rochdale born property entrepreneur named David Russell, he was transformed from a door-to-door salesman to a pioneer in direct sales. In 1988, when Farouche was sold, Kennedy netted circa ÂŁ1 million. From here, this entrepreneur returned to his familyâs roots by venturing into double glazing with Weatherseal Windows and then home improvements with Space Kitchens & Bedrooms.
In 1999, with the help of funds raised by private equity investors 3i, Kennedy paid ÂŁ42 million for the well known brand Everest but sold part of his stake to the management for ÂŁ63 million in 2003. In due course he added to his shareholding and then sold 21.5% of the company to Hutton Collins in a deal which valued the company at ÂŁ150 million in 2007.
Ever the empire builder, Kennedy paid ÂŁ29 million for a conservatory manufacturer named Ultrafame in 2006 and then also added another double glazing brand, Zenith Staybrite, to his portfolio in 2008. Many other business ventures followed but not being afraid to diversify, Kennedy formed Patrick Properties, whose portfolio is now valued in excess of ÂŁ100 million, in 2002 and Kennedy Renewables, which specialises in wind energy, in 2009.
In the technology sector, a chance conversation in a Knutsford wine bar in 1995 led to him venturing into the mobile telephone market with a company named Genesis Communications. The business was sold to Dixons in 2002 for ÂŁ31 million.
In January 2012, Kennedy merged his main Latium Holdings business with Jim Rawsonâs Epwin Group to form Epwin Holdings. The merger resulted in a company with more than 2,500 employees and brands numbering Spectus, Swish, CET and Kestrel.
Of his success, Kennedy states:
âBusiness is common sense [and] dealing with people is common sense. I donât think I have any particular flair. I think it is about common sense, taking the opportunity when it comes and hard work.â
Brian Kennedyâs wealth has allowed him to indulge many of his passions. A period of semi-retirement âdrove [him] and [his] kids nuts,â but this Scotsmanâs love of rugby resulted in him acquiring the Sale Sharks Rugby Club in 1999. He is said to have set the âclub on a sound financial footingâ and turned it into âone of the leading rugby clubs in Britain.â
Philanthropy is something that Kennedy, a Jehovahâs Witness, has also dedicated his wealth to. Through his Brian Kennedy Trust, he has supported a number of charities and organisations but it is for his role as the main backer of Find Madeleine Fund that he has come to public attention. Of his reasoning for backing the missing childâs parents financially, he stated:
“In light of the quite literally incredible accusations against Gerry and Kate McCann, which are clearly exacerbating their emotional torture, I felt compelled to offer, along with other like-minded businessmen, financial support and the full logistical support of the Latium team. That support is principally our in-house lawyer Ed Smethurst and [official spokesman] Clarence Mitchell.â
Brian Kennedy was involved in the funding of a team that included Clarence Mitchell for the Find Madeleine Fund until 2009. Here Mitchell (standing) is pictured with Gerry and Kate McCann.An ex-lawyer and campaigner Anthony “Tony” Bennett is the former secretary of The Madeleine Foundation who has been involved in various legal disputes with Brian Kennedy and Gerry and Kate McCann
Kennedyâs donation attracted much press attention in 2007 in the weeks following Madeleine McCannâs disappearance and he continues to support them to this day. A very public spat involving him, Gerry and Kate McCann and a campaigner named Tony Bennett, who also was involved in The Madeleine Foundation, has been the subject of various legal actions. In October 2011, Mr Bennett was forced to publicly apologise to Mr Kennedy and separately an August 2009 Evening Standard article by Mark Hollingsworth âinvestigat[ing] the investigators,â was pulled because for âlegal and editorial reasons.â In it, âsomeone who worked closely with [Kennedy]â was quoted as saying:
âHe was appalled by the Portuguese police, but he also had visions of flying in by helicopter to rescue Madeleine.â
Angelina Jolie, another avid aviator, once commented: âWherever I am I find myself looking out of the window wishing I was somewhere else.â We do not know why Brian Kennedy is selling Swettenham Hall, but Jolie is indeed one of the few with the resources to take these particular windows off his hands.
For more information about Swettenham Hall, Swettenham, Congleton, Cheshire, CW12 2JZ, contact Edward Welton of Knight Frank on +44 (0) 20 7861 1114.
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For more details about Brian Kennedy, go to: http://www.brian-kennedy.co.uk
For more details about the Find Madeleine Fund go to: http://www.findmadeleine.com and for information on The Madeleine Foundation: http://www.madeleinefoundation.org.uk/