Chris Reynolds Gordon (born Christopher Webb, also known as Chris Reynolds)

He arrogantly terms himself “the entrepreneur who declared war on depression”, but in reality sex party organiser Chris Reynolds Gordon is nothing but a tacky self-promoting media whore. The founder of the tastefully named Heaven Circle claims to have met President Putin, tried “to make the Olympics in Beijing” and “structured proof of funds for $390,000,000 signed off by his banking manager of one of the world’s top tier one banks”. A former athlete and the former owner of a “portfolio of millions (on paper)”, Kensington based Reynolds Gordon bizarrely sums up his life in six parts in a pie chart on his website. He seems to think he’s Britain’s answer to Dan Bilzerian but is anyone in their right mind interested?

 

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Shawn Sullivan (AKA Shawn O’Suilleabhain and ‘The Putney Paedo’)

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Carina Reid

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Michaella McCollum

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Davies of Stamford (AKA Quentin Davies)

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The Horror in the Hummer

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Carol Bowditch

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Martina Big

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Mervyn Conn (AKA ‘Mr Music Man’)

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Daniela Zahradnikova

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Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons)

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Jihadi Jack (born Jack Letts, now known as Abu Muhammed)

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Jason Shifrin

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Kim Farry (AKA “Britain’s Shoplifting Queen”)

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Frederick Gross and George Hammond (AKA “The Dine and Dashers”)

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Alexander Wood

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Sandra Shevey

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James Casbolt (AKA “Michael Prince”)

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Alex Hope

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Alwen Hughes (also known as “Alwen Harris”)

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Kevin Wheatcroft

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Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben

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Comfort Yinusa

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Ben Fiberesima (AKA “Roky Million”)

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Barbarella Buchner

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Debrah Lee Charatan

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Juliette D'Souza

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Mohammad Al-Sharif

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Mowbray Jackson

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Afton Elaine Burton

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Raghad Hussein (غد صدام حسين, AKA “Little Saddam” and “The Terror Godmother”)

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Ampika Pickston

Chris Reynolds Gordon

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Chris Reynolds Gordon (born Christopher Webb, also known as Chris Reynolds)

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Andy Carroll and Billi Mucklow

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Marianne Lee Travis

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Sam Barton (AKA “Britain’s vainest man”)

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Josie Cunningham

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Rebecca Richardson

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Angela and Dave Dawes

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Korrel Kennedy

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Daniella Westbrook (now also known as Daniella Jenkins)

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Helen Flanagan

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Jackie Siegel

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Annabel Giles

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Edward Putman

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Benjamin Boateng

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Céline Dion CC OQ

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“Tulisa” Contostavlos (also known as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos)

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Kerry Katona

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Nadine Milroy-Sloan (AKA "Emily Checksfield", née Nadine Checksfield)

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Mario Falcone

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Stephanie Mack (also known as Stephanie Madoff and Stephanie Madoff Mack)

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Michael and Jean O’Shea

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Katie Price (AKA Katie Hayler, Katie Reid, Katie Andre, Katie Infield and Jordan)

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33 COMMENTS

  1. I saw him on Channel 4. He claimed to have “borrowed” Fast Eddie’s house……… No way – Eddie RENTS the place out for those orgies. He has to make a dime after all just as much as Chris Gordon Reynolds does too.

  2. He made a fool of himself on that programme. NOBODY in their right mind would want to have sex with him. He is vain and the shots of him in his underpants were laughable. Not much down below and definitely not much going on upstairs!!!!!!!!!!

    • Not much below? How does he make a living in his chosen enterprise, he must have many disappointed clients, that is why they call him liar, liar. Portrait of a conman. Don’t buy fuck all from him. Take note, Bunny…..

  3. The only people at those parties are old and ugly. I’ve seen pictures from them and I can tell you I wouldn’t give him a penny to attend.

  4. I went to one of his parties and it was wonderful. I had a great time and it was very sexual. I had lots of fun and I went home very happy. Why are you being so mean to this lovely man?

      • Don’t be so sanctimonious, as long as Hannah maintains good oral hygiene and is over 12 years old, there is no harm. If the participants are too old, they believe there to be a lack of spunk, it is understandable why the rich and powerful condone and support the behavior of Ghislaine Maxwell and Bunny Epstein. They are all swingers.

  5. He makes me want to vomit. He has never been anything and he never will be. When I saw your link to his website I laughed and then I laughed a bit more and then I laughed even louder. I know him from years past but I now will hope to keep it that way. What a tit.

  6. I just want to say, that after reading what you wrote and the negative comments that followed I genuinely feel sad. How you can say such hurtful things about someone you have never met, know hardly anything about and create opinions based on a TV programme that probably got edited from hours of footage is frankly disgusting.
    If you don’t agree with the way someone lives their life that’s fine. It’s great that not everyone is the same other wise it would be a boring world. He is not hurting anyone!! But to judge a man who has been to hell and back and only set up parties to get off the streets is not a reason to be this nasty. He hasn’t done anything to any of you!! My mother would always say if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all. Even though I wouldn’t want to attend a sex party myself I am open minded enough to understand there are some people out there who do, who Chris has actually brought a lot of happiness to. Not to mention those he has helped with depression. He is living proof you can turn things around. As stated its not my bag but I would rather make a living from something that people pay to come to as they enjoy it and leave with smiles than to make a living going out of my way to write truly hurtful comments about someone you have never met based on something you have seen or read.
    You say he is arrogant to say “the entrepreneur who has declared war on depression” like that’s a bad thing?! Are you serious? So all of a sudden actively spending your own money and time to make others a bit happier makes you a bad person?
    Cyber bullying is not cool and to say the comments written above about someone you don’t know is exactly that. Bullying. Do you all feel happy now? Do you all feel a bit better about yourselves? So judge what you will because at the end of the day he is not the one insulting others. He is a real person and therefore has feelings. Or does that not enter your mind when you write things online?
    This is what’s wrong with the world. Judgemental people actively hurting others. Not organising a party.
    I have no doubts there will be more negative and more hurtful comments most likely about myself and Chris after posting this message but I just wanted to share how I felt.

    • Chris Reynolds Gordon placed himself in the media spotlight and anyone that does such is open to criticism. He is also a man who openly organises sex parties to make money and thus cannot expect to take the moral high ground about how others view him. You are entitled to your opinions but frankly his website smacks of nothing but pretentious nonsense and as for “happiness”, you’re view of it is plainly as jaded as his.

    • HE chose to go on TV. He must have known that this opens him up to criticism. Get off your high horse and go and annoy people who are really interested. He doesn’t make people “happy”. He takes their cash to organise gross sexual orgies. That is not something I’d ever celebrate. You are of a warped mind or alternatively you work for this hobbit.

    • You are either thick or related to this idiot. He chose to go on the programme and chose to take his clothes off, made suggestions about having been some kind of business titan (he’s hardly Donald Trump), etc etc etc etc. He gets a bit of stick and you come out blabbering like a baby about “hurting others” etc etc etc etc. Grow up and get real woman. Chris Reynolds Gordon is a publicity seeking media whore as this feature suggests and he’s no doubt loving the attention. You have been had (probably in more ways than just one).

    • You are clearly as mad as a cut snake or simple….or both. And, before committing yourself to paper have an educated friend(if you have on) edit it. You juts make yourself a figure of ridicule

  7. He isn’t Dan Bilzerian and he most definitely isn’t Emma Sayle. He couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery let alone an orgy I’d deem acceptable to attend.

  8. Jess Lunn- So the therapy and treatment for clinical depression is hanging on crumpet and showing off your cock, even Freud would not dream of making such a distorted bizarre statement. Mother Teresa will turn in her grave, he is no saint. Scandalous..

  9. Chris is a fantastic guy and so friendly. If you people met him you would all love him. He is suave, sophisticated and sporty. He has fun and he’s rich. No wonder you losers envy his life………………. And he also gets a lot more sex than any of you!!!!!!!!!

  10. Jo- He is a dirty rotter, the kind of guy that hangs around the knock shops scouting for participants for his sex parties. The risks are contracting venereal wards and lice on the genitals and not to mention syphilis, painful stuff, he is not bothered, he will tell his clients “Hard Cheese” I would rather be a loser and die ignorant. Please not the dose…………..

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