Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’)

The ultimate funeral crasher was exposed in articles in the Mail on Sunday and The Sun in September 2017. Described as “sad but clearly deranged” and a “Burial Betsie” also, Theresa Doyle, aged 65, from Slough, Berkshire supposedly attends funerals, church masses and events at Sikh temples so that she can “pounce on the spreads” laid on by amongst others grieving families. “Slammed” as shameless, Mrs Doyle reportedly eats all she can and then fills Tupperware boxes to take fill her freezer. When approached, this brash disgrace justified her actions by stating: “That’s my business.”

 

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Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’) – Funeral crasher from Slough, Berkshire

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Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’)

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Andrew Warren

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Jeffrey Slonim (1960 – 2016)

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Danielle Rollins

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Charlene Marshall (AKA “Miss Piggy”, née Charlene Detwyler Tyler and previously Charlene Gilbert)

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Thomas Gilbert Jr.

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Peter Cary Peterson (AKA “PC”)

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Kathy Prounis

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Elyse Newhouse (née Elyse Applebaum)

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Bienvenida Buck (AKA “The Spanish Firecracker”, born Bienvenida Perez-Blanco)

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Randy Harris

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Marcus Prinz von Anhalt (born Marcus Edward Eberhardt)

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Solomon Akhtar

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Brian Crawford ( – October 2014)

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James Gartshore-Boulter

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Alessandro Carnicella

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Cole Rumbough

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Ivan Pun

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Christie Brinkley

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Scott Harvey-Nicholls

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Sally Farmiloe-Neville (1954 – 2014)

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Nicky Rothschild (née Nicky Hilton)

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Mr Frizzy

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The art loving duo

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Lady Joan Oliphant Fraser

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Ruth Madoff (née Ruth Alpern)

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Grant Harrold

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Denise Eisenberg Rich

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Tamsin Lonsdale

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“Lady” Sandra Bates

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Alice de Janzé (nee Alice Silverthorne and also known as Alice de Trafford and Comtesse de Janzé, 1899 – 1941)

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Miriam “Muffie” Potter Aston

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Candy Spelling

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Donna Air

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The Julian Assange lookalike

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David Patrick Columbia

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Baroness Gabriella Langer von Langendorff

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Baroness Stefania von Kories zu Goetzen (1939 – 2013)

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Georgia Davies

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David Pun

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2 COMMENTS

  1. She’d get tinned if she came Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Castlemaine X X X X is all the rage at funerals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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