Ghislaine’s Grub

As Ghislaine Maxwell turns 60 today and remains in the clink, she gets ‘treated’ to a Christmas Day meal consisting of grub options that include meatloaf and a pack of peanuts.

As Ghislaine Maxwell turns 60 today and remains in the clink, she gets ‘treated’ to a Christmas Day meal consisting of grub options that include meatloaf and a pack of peanuts

In those now infamous faked pictures – faked and staged by her attorney and close mate Leah Saffian and featuring a billboard advert that had never been shown at that location – at an In-N-Out Burger fast food restaurant in August 2019, Ghislaine Maxwell was snapped munching on burgers.


Subsequently, once incarcerated in October 2020, vegan Maxwell’s prattling PR peddler, Brian Basham, told The Sun that he’d be working for the alleged mucky madam for free and moaned that she’d “lost 25lbs while in jail” and “was not being fed a proper diet.”


Going further the tubby tittle-tattler and orchestrator of “dirty tricks” against Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin Atlantic alleged that ‘The Bouncing Czech’s’ deviant daughter had gone “20 hours without food” and claimed that this was “vindictive and cruel.” He was subsequently backed up by PETA who sent a letter to the Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC), Brooklyn warden, Derek Edge, “offering its help” to feed Miss Maxwell “greens and beans.”


Now, after the jury in her case decided it didn’t want to sit on Thursday and will not resume deliberations until Monday 27th December, Jeffrey Epstein’s one-time lover and cohort spends today, her 60th birthday, alone in the clink. According to the Evening Standard, she’ll not get to sip Krug, but instead be given vegetable juice and a meal from a menu of grub that “includes beef meatloaf [presumably she’ll pass on that], gravy, mashed potatoes, tuna, potato chips and fresh fruit.” In addition, the paper reports: “According to a former guard, prisoners are traditionally given Christmas gifts of socks and peanuts.”


In November this year, in an “exclusive” interview with The Mail on Sunday, “monster move” loving Maxwell spoke about her prison diet. She told the paper:


“I am weak, I am frail. I have no stamina. I am tired. They feed me rotten food. One apple had maggots in it.”


“I give a five-day meal plan for $10 [£7.50], but post-pandemic I had to increase it to $15. Guards from out of town ask for tips which include where to get the best pizza, my favourite food carts.”


Pictured top – Alleged mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell (right) with billionaire ex-jailbird Martha Stewart and Kira Faiman, the wife of the Ocado founder Jonathan Faiman, on 16th October 2012 at Martha Stewart’s inaugural AMERICAN MADE awards at Vanderbilt Hall, New York City. Today, as she turns 60, the TerraMar Project founder won’t be living it up, but might get to do a little turn of “peek-a-boo” with her prison guards or a dance with her cellmate “friend” – a rat as rotten as her rotten soul.


In August 2019, the supposedly sophisticated vegan alleged mucky madam was spotted munching on a burger at an In-N-Out Burger fast food ‘restaurant’ in Los Angeles. Later, the image was exposed as a fake due to the fact it featured advertising in the background that had never actually appeared in that location and thus provided yet more indication of how truly deviant Robert Maxwell’s deviant daughter truly is.
In October 2020, international animal rights organisation PETA ludicrously issued a press release demanding that prison authorities give alleged sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell (pictured here at a dinner with Mick Jagger “her vegan meals.” In it, they remarked: “Regardless of how anyone feels about Ms. Maxwell, no one should be forced to eat the corpse of an animal who felt pain and fear and didn’t want to die.” Rightminded people responded by asking: “Haven’t they anything better to campaign about or anyone better to campaign for?”

The case against Ghislaine Maxwell

The late ‘Cap’n Bob’s’ socialite turned supposed sex trafficker daughter is on trial before Judge Alison J. Nathan on counts of:


  • Conspiracy to entice minors to travel to engage in illegal sex acts.
  • Enticement of a minor to travel to engage in illegal sex acts.
  • Conspiracy to transport minors with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity.
  • Transporting a minor with the intent to engage in criminal sexual activity.
  • Sex trafficking conspiracy.
  • Sex trafficking of a minor.
  • Lying under oath (to be heard separately at a later date).


In December 2021, the family of the currently incarcerated former sidekick of the croaked taxi driver turned teacher turned terrorising sex pest and abuser Jeffrey Epstein demanded their sibling be given a “food pack and a bar of soap each day” during her trial. Surprisingly, they didn’t go further and demand Krug on-tap for their spoilt sister.

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  • Wishing you a very Merry Christmas Matthew, to you and your family.✨🎄✨ Been loving your appearances, and listening to your words on Shaun's. Now, I can read them too! Happy holidays✨🎄✨🥂💞

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