Eating Over The Cliff

Sir Cliff Richard wins a phallic victory against the BBC and remains left out of pocket; elsewhere the condescening crooner went overboard with a menu that included three salmon dishes

When he’s not crying on his kitchen floor or observing the yellow ribbons on his gates, the sanctimonious Christian crooner Sir Cliff Richard is likely to be found bleating with the old harpies on ITV1’s Loose Women.

 

 

A  ‘bestie’ of ‘In-Glorious’ Gloria Hunniford – a presenter of the aforementioned tawdry television show – and a man photographed with the paedophile Lord Boothby on several occassions, Sir Cliff, it was revealed today, has had his damages award against the BBC increased from £850,000 to £2 million. Sadly for him, his costs amounted – he somewhat innocuously claims – to £4.5 million, so he’s still left £2.5 million out of pocket. We say: Diddums.

 

 

Elsewhere recently, someone called Joy Forbes-Wake organised an event bizarrely named “The Diamond +1 Summer Ball” in honour of this eternal pest.

 

 

According to an email newsletter from photographer Edward Lloyd, “friends and fans flocked” together and “greeted [Sir Cliff] with a standing ovation.” Gloria Hunniford reportedly “got involved in the fun” and the “hero… took to the stage for an energetic performance of his hits.” Fans allegedly “danced to the well-known and loved music” and “a wonderful evening, full of friendship, enthusiasm and music” was had by all.

 

 

The menu for the night included: “A delicious dinner of Royal Lancaster trio of salmon with cured salmon, smoked salmon and a salmon fish cake with sour cream and caviar, followed by Dingley Deli roasted pork loin with salt baked beetroot, celeriac and potato gratin, and finishing with raspberry cheesecake with chocolate ice cream and a raspberry macaron.” Talk about pushing the boat out; it sounds like the chef went over the Cliff.

 

 

Facebook: @TheSteepleTimes

Instagram: @TheSteepleTimes

Twitter: @SteepleTimes

 

7 COMMENTS

  1. Oh Man, how I love raspberry cheesecake with chocolate ice cream. Off to join Cliff’s fan-club to be on his next event guest list. Raspberry macaron, here I come…

  2. TAXPAYERS have coughed up a staggering £2million for Cliff Richard’s court battle against the BBC that saw him fail to salvage the £4.5million he spent on legal fees to fight a privacy case against the corporation.
    Oh yes, pensioners can also pay for their tv licence, give me a break. I wish this prick would go on a summer holiday, and not come back.

  3. Such bile. It oozed out of my computer screen and ran down onto the table. Have a ‘wonderful evening’, Matthew Steeples. You’re onto a very, very good thing. Hate is so easy to write. Keep churning it out! People seem to like it. Keep on sneering!

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel reply

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Most Popular

Firing Up A 20th Century Limo

‘Stretched’ 1994 Toyota Century for sale for less than the price of a brand new Ford Fiesta; the limousine comes with a food heating compartment and privacy curtains favoured by notoriously shy Japanese people even.

A Life in a Sentence

Matthew Steeples finds amusement in Twitter handles; a life in a sentence can be found on some of the best profiles.

Moving On – July 2020 – Capone, Conran & Kennedy

Moving on homes owned by the newsworthy – including a country house apartment in a castle currently owned by Jasper Conran and the childhood homes of Al Capone and Jackie Kennedy.

Berkoff on Bears & Barbarians

Acclaimed actor, writer and producer Steven Berkoff responds to an article in ‘The Times’ featuring an image of a sub-human barbarian with a polar bear he’d mercilessly slayed.

Bigging-Up a Bargain Mini Mansion

‘Stately’ Cape Cod style ‘mini mansion’ in North Carolina with 1.14 acres of land for sale for just £44,000; it is situated in a town that was the birthplace of the biggest ever American, a very fat and very tall man named Mills Darden.

A Security Lobotomy at The Botanist

‘The Steeple Times’ reports on anything but a ‘Super Saturday’ at The Botanist on Sloane Square; we share here imagery and a video of a thieving woman whom must be caught.

What’s Dershowitz Got To Hide?

Matthew Steeples questions why Alan Dershowitz is getting so enthusiastic in his defence of the vile paedo procurer Ghislaine Maxwell.

Runners & Riders – The Coral-Eclipse 2020

‘The Steeple Times’ takes a look at the seven horse Group 1 Coral-Eclipse 2020 at Sandown and opts for a tasty outsider for an each way bet.

Will Ghislaine Maxwell Motor On?

As a poll reveals the public believe Ghislaine Maxwell will ‘suicide herself’ in a similar manner to her former master Jeffrey Epstein, the Cash & Rocket ‘charity’ unbelievably announce they are going ahead with another rally in 2021.

Runners & Riders – The Oaks and The Derby 2020

‘The Steeple Times’ analyses the selections for a somewhat damp double at Epsom on ‘Super Saturday’; we suggest enjoying The Oaks and The Derby 2020 at home.

Hooping A Half Price Mansion

Vast Edwardian mansion with basketball court in the roof in Watseka, Illinois for sale at half price it listed for in 2016; it’s on for just £20 per square foot.

Wally of the Week – Disgraceful Dimwit Darren Grimes

As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved bigot Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”

Bow Wine Vaults Back

Acclaimed restaurateur Philip Lawless to reopen Square Mile institution and haunt of city financiers the Bow Wine Vaults on Monday.

Remembering Jeffrey Epstein Albuquerque Style

Statue of late billionaire sex beast Jeffrey Epstein mysteriously appears outside City Hall in Albuquerque, New Mexico (and is promptly removed by officials).

E-Scooter-ing a Shameless Minister For Rent

E-Scooter-ing Out a Minister For Rent – As the government disgracefully announces they’ll be allowing rentable e-scooters on Britain’s roads, Matthew Steeples asks: “Who gave ‘a Robert Jenrick’?” to get this multi-million market going.

The Pargetter Triptych

Matthew Steeples urges fans of ‘The Archers’ to forget the BBC’s revised coronavirus version; until normality returns, give ‘The Pargetter Triptych’ a...

Weather Now

London
light rain
17.8 ° C
19 °
16.7 °
77 %
2.6kmh
90 %
Wed
18 °
Thu
21 °
Fri
20 °
Sat
20 °
Sun
25 °