Bernie Ecclestone has been remarkably absent since being branded a “cranky gargoyle” in September, so where is he?
One would have expected to have seen Bernie Ecclestone gobbling sausage rolls at the RM Sotheby’s annual London auction preview party on Thursday night, but remarkably this all-round busybody and ‘bestie’ of President Putin was a no-show.
Ecclestone – whom was branded a “perpetually cranky petite gargoyle” and “dead but perhaps evil doesn’t die so easily” by Kristen Lee of Jalopnik after his unfortunate “standing in the way and inexplicably signing autographs” antics at the Goodwood Revival in September – has not been seen or heard of in the time since.
Sources close to The Steeple Times, including top legal eagles, have informed that this diminutive dwarf has plenty to keep him busy in London right now. We say: Watch out for the next stamp on this sorry little specimen’s passport.