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Where’s Bernie?

Bernie Ecclestone has been remarkably absent since being branded a “cranky gargoyle” in September, so where is he?

One would have expected to have seen Bernie Ecclestone gobbling sausage rolls at the RM Sotheby’s annual London auction preview party on Thursday night, but remarkably this all-round busybody and ‘bestie’ of President Putin was a no-show.

 

Ecclestone – whom was branded a “perpetually cranky petite gargoyle” and “dead but perhaps evil doesn’t die so easily” by Kristen Lee of Jalopnik after his unfortunate “standing in the way and inexplicably signing autographs” antics at the Goodwood Revival in September – has not been seen or heard of in the time since.

 

Sources close to The Steeple Times, including top legal eagles, have informed that this diminutive dwarf has plenty to keep him busy in London right now. We say: Watch out for the next stamp on this sorry little specimen’s passport.

 

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13 COMMENTS

  1. I thought it was strange that ,The evil little Goblin had gone mute. Perhaps he is frightened of the many crimes he has inflicted on others are finally are about to bite him in his arse!!! It’s about time. Well done Steeple Times.

  2. I hear Bernie’s had a birthday this weekend. Where did he hold the party? It should be in a graveyard! Rat of a creature and “as for the daughters” as Roger says…. Miss Piggy and Miss Caked in Makeup. Talking of which – What’s become of the sockless lover?

  3. If he and his family had an ounce of decency, they’d ditch the private jets and set up a foundation that truly gives to charity. All the brats seem to do is things that publicise themselves and they don’t actually seem to do much beyond that. The so-called Petra’s Place was all hyped up on TV but when I pass the premises on Fulham Road, I do not see much evidence of any actual charity going on down there.

  4. James Stunt is well shot of this awful man and his dimwit daughter also. It made me laugh when I realised that she’ll become ‘Petsy Palmer’ if she does marry the sockless car dealer. Perhaps she could team up with ‘Patsy Palmer’ and audition to be her sister in Eastenders.

    • Simon – If he were not proud of his “doing a Bernie” bungs about tobacco and supporting the despot Putin, your comment might not be treated as LAUGHABLE!

  5. I can see his face has had a visit from a few whips and chains over the years!!!!!!!! Not such a sexy look…. I wonder thus what attracted these women to him…….. Hmmmmmm……..

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