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Bernie Ecclestone Moves Like Max Clifford (NOT Like Mick Jagger) At Southwark Crown Court – £400m Fraud Trial

Bernie Ecclestone Moves Like Max Clifford At Southwark Crown Court – £400m Fraud Trial

As Bernie Ecclestone today ‘moves like Max Clifford’ did at Southwark Crown Court back in 2014 in PR poses for the media, we ask if this diminutive dwarf-like coffin dodger still has all his marbles

Bombastic billionaire and blabbering bore Bernie Ecclestone pulled a ‘move’ this morning akin to exactly what the croaked paedophile Max Clifford did in exactly the same spot when he appeared at Southwark Crown Court this morning. The ‘move’ was certainly not in the league of those Mick Jagger ‘moves’ most recently remembered in Maroon 5’s Moves Like Jagger and those respective ‘moves’ certainly made both old crones look laughable rather than likeable.

 

Whilst creepy cretin Clifford jostled and joked with the media on 8th April 2014 and waved his arms around behind a Sky News reporter outside the court at his trial for sexual offences against four women and girls aged between 15 and 19 back then, this morning Ecclestone stood at the entrance to the English Grounds, London, SE1 courthouse and gave a thumbs up to the assembled press. He clearly seemed to think the whole episode to be a bit of laugh and one can only suppose he thinks that given his powerful connections, all these ‘troubles’ will simply melt away.

 

The bungling buffoon and tone-deaf skinflint – who rather conveniently claimed he couldn’t hear what was being said at a previous court hearing last August (funny that, funny that indeed) – was there to attend a management hearing in a £400 million fraud by false representation case brought against him by His Majesty’s Revenue & Customs (HMRC).

 

Though the 92-year-old coffin dodging apologist for the monster Vladimir Putin and mate of the royal pariah Prince Andrew managed to get his wife to turn up to support him, where were his normally publicity hungry and heavily Botoxed daughters Petra Ecclestone-Stunt-Palmer (or whatever name she now goes by) and Tamara Ecclestone-Rutland? Those two tedious twaddlers were utterly nowhere to be seen and were probably out shopping for heftily priced handbags in Harrods instead.

 

Move over and put yourself out to paddock Bernie; your days of “doing a Bernie” now ought to be finally done. Next!

 

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

 

Moves Like Max Clifford (Not ‘Moves Like Mick Jagger’)… This morning, Friday 20th January 2023, Bernard Ecclestone turned up at The Crown Court at Southwark for a case management hearing along with his third wife Fabiana and some other bloke. He gave a thumbs up to waiting photographers in a fashion akin to the antics of Max Clifford in that very same spot back in 2014 and appeared to treat the whole episode as a bit of a jolly. His actually frankly rather serious £400 million trial is scheduled for the 15th November 2023 and he stands accused of falsely claiming he had only set up a single trust for his daughters in an alleged failure to declare overseas assets to the taxman.
Moves Like Max Clifford (Not ‘Moves Like Mick Jagger’)… Arriving at Westminster Magistrates’ Court last August, the 91-year-old – who curiously gave his address as being in Rutland Gate, Knightsbridge rather than Chelsea Square, Chelsea – looked like he hadn’t slept in decades or even bothered to have combed or washed his hair. The grey matter resembled, in fact, a decrepit bird’s nest.
In February 2020, ‘The Steeple Times’ reported on croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s chum (and his wife Sarah, Duchess of York’s financial sponsor) Prince Andrew having Bernie Ecclestone over to Royal Lodge, Windsor to celebrate his birthday. Whether this man “with qualities that would make Leona Helmsley look generous” brought Sloppy Giuseppes from Pizza Express (Woking branch) for the bash remains still unknown.
At the 31st birthday party hosted for Naomi Campbell by her then lover Flavio Briatore on 19th May 2001 in St Tropez, France, Bernie Ecclestone (pictured top right) got to hang out on a gin palace with not only the since convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell but also the woman Prince Andrew paid £12 million to in spite of having never met – Virginia Roberts (now known as Virginia Giuffre). The now former F1 boss and alleged fraudster featured in the infamous address book credited to Epstein but most likely was actually a contact of the mucky madam Maxwell primarily.
The 91-year-old father of four and son of a Suffolk fisherman has previously been quite rightly deservedly slammed for his support for the world’s worst living leader, President Vladimir Putin. Calling such a tyrant “a good guy” and someone he’d “take a bullet for” about sums this nasty little piece of toerag up for what he is – an utter braindead berk.

BOG OFF BERNIE! BERNIE ECCLESTONE’S WORST MOMENTS

A poisonous penny-pinching dwarf and well-known as a “coffin dodger,” Bernie Ecclestone – a bestie of the man who paid £12 million to a woman he claims never to have met Prince Andrew – couldn’t give a damn about anything other than money. He’ll mouth off in support of anyone who might help him get just a little bit more, but really should just be told to bog off!

 

On President Vladimir Putin:

“[He] should be running Europe… He should be in Brussels running Europe… We should get rid of Brussels and he should just be in charge.”

 

“Honestly, I think the guy who be running Europe, impressed me more than anything, is Mr Putin because he’s a guy that says he’s going to do something and does it… [He’s] a first-class person.”

 

“He does what he says he’s gonna do, he gets the job done. I mean people don’t understand exactly what he wants to do… He wants to put Russia back to what it was.”

 

“I was with [Putin] after the [2014 Sochi Winter] Olympics on the top of the bloody mountain… We had a meeting, just the two of us, and we came out and we were walking along and people were coming up to him asking for an autograph… That’s what people think of him.”

 

“If someone had a machine gun and was prepared to shoot Putin, I would stand in front of him because he’s a good guy. He’s never done anything that isn’t doing good things for people.”

 

On President Putin’s intolerance to gay people in Russia:

“When I was at school, if you did something wrong, the teacher used to say: ‘Go and get the punishment book and the cane. Go to your headmistress and get a few whacks or something.’ That’s what he does.”

 

On President Donald Trump:

“I think he’d be fantastic [as President of the United States of America]. I’m sure he’s much more flexible than most of them. If he’s made a mistake, he’s more likely to say: ‘It was a good idea at the time.’”

 

“He has done a lot of good things for the world.”

 

On Adolf Hitler:

“Apart from the fact that Hitler got taken away and persuaded to do things that I have no idea whether he wanted to do or not, he was in the way that he could command a lot of people, able to get things done… He wasn’t a dictator.”

 

On Jewish people:

“They have a lot of influence everywhere.”

 

On black people:

“In a lot of cases, black people are more racist than what white people are.”

 

Of democracy in the United Kingdom:

“If you have a look at a democracy it hasn’t done a lot of good for many countries – including this one.”

 

Of his crackpot suggestion that the now late Max Mosley, son of the late Fascist Oswald Mosley, might have been Prime Minister of Great Britain:

“[He would have done] a super job… I don’t think his background would [have been] a problem.”

 

On Brexit:

“I’m 100% an outer.”

 

On his wealth:

“I’ve got enough I can do with my money.”

 

On following the rules:

“I never stopped breaking the rules.”

 

Asked if immigrants had made a contribution to the UK:

“They have not.”

 

On who is worth speaking to:

“Anyone who doesn’t speak English isn’t worth speaking to… I’d rather get to the 70-year-old guy who has a lot of cash.”

 

On journalists:

“I can’t remember a single occasion when I have been kind to a journalist.”

 

On social media:

“I think the change that is currently taking place is very short-lived, as these social media people are starting to think it is not as good as they thought.”

 

On waiters and prostitutes:

“Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.”

 

On women:

“You know, I’ve got one of those wonderful ideas… Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.”

 

“What I would really like to see happen is to find the right girl, perhaps a black girl with super looks, preferably Jewish or Muslim, who speaks Spanish.”

 

On women participating in Formula 1:

“I don’t know whether a woman would physically be able to drive an F1 car quickly, and they wouldn’t be taken seriously.”

 

On Lewis Hamilton:

“I don’t find him particularly engaging… He’s not particularly you would say black.”

 

On the corrupt criminal and disgraced banker Gerhard Gribkowsky:

“Dear old Gribkowsky… I don’t blame him because I would have probably done the same if I could have done it. He found the weak spot, found some leverage and used it. You can’t blame somebody for doing that.”

 

On the individuals who kidnapped his mother-in-law:

“If I get upset, how could it help?”

 

On his business career and his family’s Bambino Holdings offshore trust:

“I’ve got the highest position there is. So high that when I look down, I can’t see anything.”

 

“Maybe the most serious thing I regret was giving my shares to my ex [Slavica Radić], because when she them all in a trust for her and the kids, I lost control.”

 

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