The Julian Assange lookalike

He parties here, he parties there, he parties absolutely everywhere. Some say he looks like Julian Assange and others comment on his champagne loving companion. She has variously claimed to work for Condé Nast and as an architect and estate agent. Whether they are a couple or not is unknown, but one thing is for sure: If you’re at an event in London’s W1, SW1 or SW3 postcodes, they’re bound to turn up.

 

The Roll Call - SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES

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Elvira Mullens Barney (1904 – 1936)

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Kyra Kennedy

3

Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’)

4

Andrew Warren

5

Gianna Lahainer

6

Jeffrey Slonim (1960 – 2016)

7

Oliver Rothschild (AKA “The Fake Rothschild”)

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The Inspector Clouseau lookalike

9

The Ranting Crasher

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Sabine Getty (née Ghanem, AKA ‘Sabine G’)

11

Maya Henry (AKA “The It Girl with a Heart of Gold”)

12

Judy Taubman (previously Judith Mazor Rounick, née Jehudit Mazor)

13

Danielle Rollins

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The Iain Duncan Smith lookalike

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Lara Asprey (AKA “Lady Lara”)

16

Debbie Bancroft

17

Alexandra Tolstoy FRGS

18

Lady Elizabeth Anson

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Charlene Marshall (AKA “Miss Piggy”, née Charlene Detwyler Tyler and previously Charlene Gilbert)

20

Thomas Gilbert Jr.

21

Lynn Wyatt (née Lynn Sakowitz)

22

Peter Cary Peterson (AKA “PC”)

23

Sara Vestin Rahmani

24

Hermé de Wyman Miro

25

Kathy Prounis

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Elyse Newhouse (née Elyse Applebaum)

27

Manthe Penton Harrap

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Denis Doble

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Justin Fichelson

30

Lady Annabel Goldsmith

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Bienvenida Buck (AKA “The Spanish Firecracker”, born Bienvenida Perez-Blanco)

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Randy Harris

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Marcus Prinz von Anhalt (born Marcus Edward Eberhardt)

34

Solomon Akhtar

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David West (also known as “Dave West” and “Lord David West of the Manor of Hollesley”, 1944 – 2014)

36

Brian Crawford ( – October 2014)

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Alessandro Carnicella

38

Cole Rumbough

39

Ivan Pun

40

Fernande Grudet (AKA 'Madame Claude')

41

Christie Brinkley

42

Scott Harvey-Nicholls

43

Sally Farmiloe-Neville (1954 – 2014)

44

Nicky Rothschild (née Nicky Hilton)

45

Mr Frizzy

46

The art loving duo

47

Lady Joan Oliphant Fraser

48

Ruth Madoff (née Ruth Alpern)

49

Grant Harrold

50

Denise Eisenberg Rich

51

Tamsin Lonsdale

52

“Lady” Sandra Bates

53

Alice de Janzé (nee Alice Silverthorne and also known as Alice de Trafford and Comtesse de Janzé, 1899 – 1941)

54

Miriam “Muffie” Potter Aston

55

Candy Spelling

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The Bouquet of Christie's

57

Donna Air

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The Julian Assange lookalike

59

David Patrick Columbia

60

Baroness Gabriella Langer von Langendorff

61

Baroness Stefania von Kories zu Goetzen (1939 – 2013)

62

The Autograph Hunter

63

Fernando Peire

64

Alexandra “Lexi” Abrams

65

Georgia Davies

66

David Pun

67

Ricardo Garcia

68

Nell Diamond

69

John B. Goodman

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Holly Candy (born Holly Rachel Vukadinović)

71

Euan Rellie

72

Orlando Hamilton

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Paris Hilton

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Jacqueline Branston

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  1. The thieves who came to dinner. The only thing they will ever pass is water. Who are they bluffing?
    I am contented with Nando’s every other Friday night. I will never forget my first experience at Nando’s “I walked in as a boy, and came out as a man.

  2. Hannah has hit the hammer on the nail. Partycrashers are cheapskates. The Julian Assange lookalike is
    ill-tempered and rude due to stinge. I bet when he and his champagne loving partner are not party crashing, they bag every available bargain at the Family Bargain Shop. The disadvantages of capitalism is that it spoils you rotten. They are a dispicable pair.

  3. The cat is out of the bag. Beyonce Knowles goes ballistic for Nando’s delicious Peri Peri Chicken after performing at the Dublin Arena.
    Nando’s Peri Peri Chicken have always sorted the men from the boys. Who says Nando’s are only for men?
    Beyonce Knowles is all woman and crazy in love with the spicey chicken and special recipe Nando sauces.
    The Assange lookalike and his partner are welcome at Nando’s, but must pay their own way.
    Hope to see Barbra Streisand and Bruce Oldfield there too.

  4. Confirmed sighting of the Julian Assange lookalike at Ben Elliot’s Quintessentially Art Patron launch at the Rosewood hotel last night. Assange was aided and abetted by the softly spoken bespectacled Toby Evans and his hairy sidekick Alun Harris. No strangers to free food and drink are this trio.

  5. The Kensington Nodder. Just a heads up to my fellow good people keeping the crashers off the scene. The booze face chap next to Assange Lookalike (aka Sergei Abramov) goes by the name of Peter but is it Aronsson, Aronson, Anderson??? we shall never know. He lives in Kensington and his bland conversation is a plethora of nods but he’s a bluffer as oily in appearance as in personality.
    This softly spoken freeloader often goes unnoticed lurking in the corners but is an ever-present uninvited guest. Some say he has a wife and family abandoned for the sake of an overdose of champagne though he’s also been seen with the occasional young girl at his arm (oops I said too much!).
    One of Assange’s partners in crime, you’d be wise to look out for this one.

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