Prince John Zylinski

A cross between Donald Trump and Liberace in terms of his liking for all things gold in interiors, Ealing based Prince John Zylinski is an eccentric property tycoon with a taste for duels and ballet dancing. An independent candidate to be Mayor of London in 2016, Zylinski challenged Nigel Farage to a duel in April 2015 for insulting Poles and stated: “I would like us to meet in Hyde Park one morning with our swords and resolve this matter in a way that an 18th century Polish aristocrat and English gentleman would traditionally do”. Described by The Sunday Times’ Julia Llewellyn Smith as “jovial and slightly scruffy”, Zylinski modestly claims to be “one of the wealthiest Poles in Britain”, of aristocratic lineage and a descendant of “Catherine the Great of Russia… twenty Roman Catholic Cardinals, twelve Popes and six Saints in Heaven”.

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    Steve Cotten (AKA ‘Britain’s Grumpiest Landlord’)

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    Mrs Filthy Piece of Toerag

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    Angela Millington (1981 – 2014)

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    The Cheery Street Sweeper

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    Katherine Knight

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    Brenda from Bristol

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    The Cross Word Couple (AKA ‘The Crossword Couple’)

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    The Pret Prayer

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    The Pret Sleeper

    Prince John Zylinski (AKA ‘Prince Twinkle Toes’)

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    Prince John Zylinski

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    The Pret Spitter

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    Marina Gibson

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    Margaret Wooliscroft

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    Angelo Vizcaino

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    Mr Penny Farthing

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    Adolfo Orsi, Jr.

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    Helen Brach (AKA “The Candy Lady”, 1911 – 1977, body never found)

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    Mikel Ruffinelli

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    Ziyanda Palesa Tutu

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    Kensington Claus

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    The Knightsbridge rose seller

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    Sam Malin and Irène Major (AKA “Lord and Lady Hailes”)

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    Paul and Selena Bailey

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    John Bly

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    Joyce Cohen (formerly Joyce McDillon, née Joyce Lemay)

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    Malavath Poorna

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    Linda Sandler

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    Pablo Salcedo

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    Pedro López (AKA “The Monster of the Andes”)

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    June and Leon Bernicoff

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    Leah Chase (AKA “The Queen of Creole Cuisine”)

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    Dominic and Stephanie Parker (AKA “The Posh Couple”)

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    Sarah Meakin

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    Julia Bradbury

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    Raine Spencer; Raine, Countess Spencer (AKA “Acid Raine”)

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    Hannah Campbell (AKA “The Bionic Woman”)

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    Candida Lycett Green (1942 – 2014; nicknamed “Wibz”)

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    The musical tramp

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    Doris Thompson MBE OBE (1903 – 2004) and Geoffrey Thompson (1936 – 2004)

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    Charity Charity

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    Kimi Räikkönen

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    Elisabetta and Francesca Grillo

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    Kester Thomas (1975 – 2013)

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    Gavin Rankin

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    Marina Oswald Porter (born Marina Nikolayevna Prusakova, Russian: Марина Николаевна Прусакова)

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    Elena Salvoni (1920 – 2016)

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    Sultan Kösen

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    Boaty Boatwright (also known as Boaty Boatwright Baker)

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    Cedric Robinson MBE

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    Oliver Newton

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    Don who's Donna at night

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    Captain Pugwash (AKA ‘Captain’ Michael M. Maricic)

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    Peter Grace OBE (1938 – 2013)

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    Jim Bowen (born Peter Williams)

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    Derek Bell MBE

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    Pamela Jennings (better known as “Soho Pam”, 1964 - 2013)

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    £50 grifter

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    Parrot Man

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    Jocelyn Wildenstein (née Périsset and also known as “Jocelynnys Dayannnys da Silva Bezerra”)

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    John Gaze (1947 - 2011)

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    Charlie Richardson (1934 – 2012)

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    Count Robin de la Lanne-Mirrlees (1925 – 2012)

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    Christian Gerhartsreiter (main alias Clark Rockefeller)

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    The Rt. Hon. Baroness Shackleton of Belgravia LVO (Fiona Shackleton)

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    Sir Peter O'Sullevan CBE (1918 – 2015)

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    Nancy Wake AC GM (1912 – 2011)

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    Claus Von Bülow

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    Alexander Fiske-Harrison

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    Lord Lucan (also known as Richard John Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan)

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    Umberto Scomparin

    14 COMMENTS

    1. If he dislikes Nigel Farage, I’d support him but he’d be better off just joining Zac Goldsmith’s campaign instead of splitting the vote. We do not want the terrorist apologist Khan to win after all.

    2. Ah, the idle rich, another senile old fart, with far too much money.
      Always complaining about being discriminated against in the uk, but funny how they never want to live in their own country. He probably knows nobody there would tolerate him.
      Mayor of London, give me a break.

    3. I agree with Betina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prince Zylinski sounds like he’d make a great mayor for London!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he’s brilliant at ballet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should go on Strictly too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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