Liz Jones

This mouthpiece was born in Rettendon, Essex in 1958 and vents bile on all manner of subjects. Articles such as: “Why don’t more women moan like me?” and “Liz Jones’ baby craving drove her to steal husband’s sperm in ultimate deception” are frankly illustrative of why she’s so unpopular. After she got banned from the majority of fashion shows and her husband left her, she quit London for Somerset in 2007 to feed organic muesli to the rats in the barns of a 47-acre farm she purchased as her “rural idyll.” That misadventure came to a sticky end in November 2012 after she’d alienated the whole county by calling them, amongst other things, “smelly” and “faintly Amish.” Goodness knows whom she’ll choose to offend next. Phillip Schofield sums her up best: “She is inconsistent, bitter, nasty and unhinged.” Our advice: Just steer well clear of this acid tongued poison pen.

The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

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Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

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Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

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Anne Marie Waters

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Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

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Margaret Burke

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Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

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Nick Harrington

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Michael Heaver

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Stephen Miller

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Chris Bryant MP

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Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

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Constance Briscoe

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Tom O’Carroll

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The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

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Diane Abbott MP

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Julie Burchill

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Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

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Raheem Kassam

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Lizzie Cornish

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Joshua Bonehill-Paine

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Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

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Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

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Carole Malone

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Miriam O’Reilly

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Amanda Platell

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Baroness Warsi

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Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

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Barbara Driver

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Anton Casey

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Kanye West

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Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

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Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

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Charlie Cooper

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Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

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Panda Morgan-Thomas

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Chloe Madeley

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Amanda Knox

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Richard Littlejohn

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Sandi Toksvig

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Tanya Gold

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Justin Bieber

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Judy Finnigan

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Vicky Pryce

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Lance Armstrong

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Kay Burley

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Liz Jones

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Angela Epstein

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Jan Moir

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Nadine Dorries MP

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Paul Burrell RVM

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Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

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Clarence Mitchell

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Karen Matthews

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Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

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Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

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Sally Bercow

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Samantha Brick

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Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

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Trenton Oldfield

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  1. You honestly couldn’t have summed her up better. I attended Mumsnet Blogfest last weekend where she was a guest. I think she pretty much summed up our views when she explained that after her father died none of her family told her as they were worried she would write about it!!!

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