Kanye West

This pompous rapper has variously declared himself equal to Steve Jobs, Beethoven and God. Though reports that he also believes he’s the “next Nelson Mandela” turned out to be untrue, Atlanta born West once suggested “maybe my skin’s not right” when he was overlooked in favour of Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards show. West, whom has a daughter with the so-called “reality star” Kim Kardashian, has also made statements such as “I am not a fan of books”, “fashion breaks my heart” and “I still think I am the greatest”. In November 2013, it was reported that West and Kardashian were planning to build a “replica Downton Abbey” that will be the “most spectacular house ever built” in Los Angeles in honour of their fascination with “European history, the aristocracy and the British royals”. No doubt this pad will be as tacky as its inhabitants.

The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

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Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

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The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

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Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

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Anne Marie Waters

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Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

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Margaret Burke

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Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

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Nick Harrington

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Michael Heaver

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Stephen Miller

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Chris Bryant MP

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Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

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Constance Briscoe

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Tom O’Carroll

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The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

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Diane Abbott MP

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Julie Burchill

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Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

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Raheem Kassam

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Lizzie Cornish

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Joshua Bonehill-Paine

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Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

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Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

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Carole Malone

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Miriam O’Reilly

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Amanda Platell

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Baroness Warsi

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Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

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Barbara Driver

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Anton Casey

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Kanye West

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Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

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Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

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Charlie Cooper

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Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

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Panda Morgan-Thomas

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Chloe Madeley

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Amanda Knox

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Richard Littlejohn

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Sandi Toksvig

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Tanya Gold

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Justin Bieber

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Judy Finnigan

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Vicky Pryce

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Lance Armstrong

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Kay Burley

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Liz Jones

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Angela Epstein

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Jan Moir

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Nadine Dorries MP

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Paul Burrell RVM

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Michael “Mick” & Mairead Philpott

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Clarence Mitchell

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Karen Matthews

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Michael Savage (born Michael Alan Weiner)

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Heather Mills (formerly known as Heather Mills-McCartney & Lady McCartney)

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Sally Bercow

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Samantha Brick

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Sir Christopher and Lady Meyer

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Trenton Oldfield

8 COMMENTS

  1. Why give in to this idiot’s vanity? Such people are much best ignored. Simply deny him any coverage, air time or comment and let this sub-mediocre prat sink into the obscurity he deserves.

  2. Malicious rumours were spreading in Tinsel Town regarding leaked psychoanalyst reports regarding Kanye West as manifesting with a condition called “Anal expulsiveness”. Kayne exhibits the personality and behavioural traits associated with this condition, such as conceit, rebellion, lying, emotional outbursts. He exhibits values associated with infantile pleasure in the expulsion of fesses. He is fixated in the anal stage of his early development, it now manifest in adulthood by the continuation of erotic pleasure in defecation. His anus is the primary exogenous zone and pleasure is derived from controlling the bladder and bowel movement. He is besotted by Kim Kardashian’s big ass and obsessed with its capacity to expel huge amounts of stool.
    It is a remarkable and extraordinary phenomenon. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West coming to a toilet near you.

  3. If you like them Lorraine why not start by spelling their name correctly…what a hideous, common and vulgar family….only in America. Well done, Matthew carry on…

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