Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

May 19, 2017

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THE ROLL CALL OBSERVERS MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

Narcissist and “yummy mummy” Hannah Strafford-Taylor describes herself as “Instagram’s most stylish mum” to her 8,600 followers. Mocked as a “plastic clichéd fool using her bizarrely named daughters [Soleil and Winter] as accessories”, Mrs Strafford-Taylor told the Mail Online: “My husband says I have my own unique currency of holidays. I compare everything to the price of a holiday. My favourite place in the world is the Maldives” in January 2017. Of her one commentator remarked: “Well, she loves herself a bit too much” whilst another concluded: “Another bragging Brit, we can all do that”.

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8 COMMENTS

Sunny May 20, 2017 At 9:52 am

I’m called Sunny and I don’t like it when people mock my name. Plainly this entry is intended to do just that.

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Peter Howard May 20, 2017 At 9:54 am

What’ll she call her next accessories? Wind, Shower, Rain? Autumn, Spring and Summer? Maybe she should change her own name. Hannah is not exotic enough and I assume she merged her name with her husbands on marriage too. It is still too plain. Spice that up as well woman.

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Stacey May 20, 2017 At 9:55 am

I would like to know if she will be attending Pippa Middleton’s wedding today.

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Thomas May 20, 2017 At 9:56 am

As Matthew Steeples likes to say: #GHASTLY

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Darren Caring May 20, 2017 At 9:59 am

She wouldn’t last two minutes in Loughton. We call our kids better names here like Candice and Toffee Apple.

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LK May 20, 2017 At 10:00 am

What the f**k are those kids dressed as?

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Theresa May Supporter May 20, 2017 At 10:56 am

I bet she’d support Theresa May. Good girl. Strong and stable, strong and stable.

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HJP May 28, 2017 At 5:03 am

Hilarious — An April Fool in May?

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Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

The Roll Call - MEDIA MOUTHPIECES

1

Robert Oxley (AKA Rob Oxley)

2

The Rt. Hon. Theresa Villiers MP (AKA ‘The Telegraph Crow’)

3

Adam Marchment (AKA ‘Man on the Run’ and ‘The Marchment Man’)

4

Anne Marie Waters

5

Leanne Ratcliffe (AKA ‘Freelee the Banana Girl’)

6

Margaret Burke

7

Hannah, Soleil and Winter Strafford-Taylor

8

Nick Harrington

9

Michael Heaver

10

Stephen Miller

11

Chris Bryant MP

12

Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

13

Constance Briscoe

14

Tom O’Carroll

15

The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

16

Diane Abbott MP

17

Julie Burchill

18

Michèle, Lady Renouf (born Michèle Mainwaring)

19

Raheem Kassam

20

Lizzie Cornish

21

Joshua Bonehill-Paine

22

Mary Whitehouse CBE (1910 – 2001)

23

Diane Abbott MP (Member of Parliament for Hackney North and Stoke Newington)

24

Carole Malone

25

Miriam O’Reilly

26

Amanda Platell

27

Baroness Warsi

28

Frank Furedi (born Ferenc Furedi)

29

Barbara Driver

30

Anton Casey

31

Kanye West

32

Jack Monroe (also known as “A Girl Called Jack”)

33

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown (born Yasmin Damji)

34

Charlie Cooper

35

Katie Hopkins (nicknames include The Wicked Witch of the West, Cruella De Vil, Widow Twanky, Miss Piggy and Patrick Bateman)

36

Panda Morgan-Thomas

37

Chloe Madeley

38

Amanda Knox

39

Richard Littlejohn