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Only in America could someone claim to have shot someone over an an argument over lottery numbers

 

It could only happen in America and Parents Against Gun Violence this week shared “a few of the reasons people shot people in January 2016” on their Facebook page.

 

A few of the reasons people got shot in January 2016

 

Whilst we cannot confirm these as factually accurate, the nine reasons are quite shocking. They number:

 

“A kid rang my doorbell and ran away, so I shot him” (1st January).

 

“I left a folding chair on a public street to save my parking space, but somebody moved it, so I shot him” (25th January).

 

“I saw a woman walking down the street and tried to flirt with her. She wasn’t interested so I shot her dead” (22nd January).

 

“My son and I were arguing about the lottery numbers he chose, so I shot him” (9th January).

 

You simply couldn’t make it up.

 

 

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