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Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music

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Time to face the music – Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse for ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – just as her feudal family crawl out of the woodwork and a silver-haired, Savile Row suited socialist PR man tries to get her out of the clink

On Saturday, we shared the most telling and cringeworthy quotes from the first unsealed 2016 deposition of Ghislaine Maxwell.

 

Aside from the fact that ‘Bouncing Bob’s’ deviant daughter claimed not to know what “sexual acts” were and asked for the “definition of a sex toy,” this grubby woman showed herself as a bit of a liar by repeatedly contradicting herself.

 

Miss Maxwell – who couldn’t remember being gifted a fancy car or two (as one naturally does) and whom claimed she had no idea as to how Jeffrey Epstein turned from a school teacher to living it big bollocks billionaire style – now, along with the Duke of York, faces worse still as lawyers for her alleged victim Virginia Giuffre are now seeking the unsealing of a second deposition given three months after the first.

 

Of this news, this morning The Sun reported that “a source close to the case” remarked: “Maxwell was asked to answer questions that she did not answer on the previous occasion. Prince Andrew did come up during the course of the interview.”

 

Elsewhere, yesterday, the Mirror showed further pressure piling on mucky madam Maxwell. They reported that French prosecutors have also launched an investigation into her activities alongside the equally repugnant alleged “gifter” of three French 12-year-old-girls to Jeffrey Epstein, still missing ‘model agent’ and alleged rapist and child procurer Jean-Luc Brunel.

 

Ludicrously, however, this morning, The Steeple Times can add that Maxwell’s relatives have been curiously emailing high profile contacts claiming that their sibling is “looking forward to her day in court” as it will “give Ghislaine the opportunity she requires to clear her name.” Of this a society source who contacted us remarked: “’Delusional’ and ‘deranged’ were the words that sprang immediately to mind when I received such. I did not reply and I did not join Donald Trump in sending good wishes.”

 

Plainly ‘Ghastly Ghislaine’s’ family are as crackers as her and elsewhere on Friday, The Telegraph announced that the once “unceremoniously dumped by British Airways” PR tittle-tattler Brian Basham – a bombastic beast known for his “devil-may-care attitude” to detail – has been recruited to run what he’s optimistically calling ‘Operation GGO’ or ‘Get Ghislaine Out of Jail.’ Frankly, this supposed “street fighter” of communications has got as much chance of that as Madeleine McCann turning up on Shergar the racehorse and this “socialist and vocal republican” may as well just quit whilst he’s still ahead.

 

Instead of moaning that she’s not allowed to wear a bra and complaining that she hasn’t got a desk, a computer and the vegan food she so craves, we’d suggest, it’s time Ghislaine Maxwell finally did the decent thing instead. This petulant pillock needs to face the music, save her victims from further distress and simply admit to her cacophony of crimes.

 

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Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music – More woes for Maxwell – Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse for ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – just as her feudal family crawl out of the woodwork and a silver-haired, Savile Row suited socialist PR man tries to get her out of the clink.
Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music – Not only does mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell face a trial in America, this grasping grinch is now also looking at potential charges for her grubby activities in France alongside fellow alleged paedophile procurer Jean-Luc Brunel.
Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music – More woes for Maxwell – Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse for ‘Randy Andy’ the Duke of York and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell – just as her feudal family crawl out of the woodwork and a silver-haired, Savile Row suited socialist PR man tries to get her out of the clink.
Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music – Ghislaine Maxwell with Donald Trump. Will he be sending her any further ‘good wishes’? He’d instead probably do best to simply shut up.
Randy & Mucky – Time to Face The Music – In 1997, Brian Basham tried to “shrug off” the title of “former British Airways PR man” according to ‘PR Week’ magazine; in 2020, he’s definitely scraping the barrel in seeking to become “the man who tried to get the alleged paedophile procurer Ghislaine Maxwell out of the clink.” Here, in this YouTube clip from 2015, he speaks at a conference about government and finance.
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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11 COMMENTS

  1. Brian Basham is plainly desperate to revive his dead as a Dodo career. His quote in the PR Week article about him sums him up –

    “’I never stop,’ he says, matter of factly.”

    Perhaps he just bloody well should!

  2. I am sickened and appalled that you are making fun of dearly beloved Madeleine McCann, a girl who is missing and was taken from her dear parents Gerry and Kate so cruelly by I believe Christian B. He must return her at once from whoever he gave dear Madeleine too. I am convinced now that he and the Russians yacht brothers took her and sold her. She is somewhere and she must be found. You should be supporting the campaign and not making fun of it. We must FIND MADELEINE AND WE MUST FIND HER NOW! Make up for your smear and anti campaign by putting it right and stop wasting time on Maxwell (who is innocent by the way too) and support FIND MADELEINE, FIND HER NOW.

    • So now Christian B and the Russians were working together as a team, were they? you really are a deranged person. Do you really believe half this crap you spout on here? Now you’re also saying that Maxwell is innocent as well, I suppose you also think Epstein was an angel too, along with Rolf, the paedophile Harris, and cigar chomping Saville? All the victims of these perverts are just all making it up to get attention??
      Even though I believe in free speech for all, sometimes I’m amazed Matthew allows you to post the dribble you come out with on here.

  3. Brian Basham is plainly a gravy train grabber and thinks he can get his mitts on some of the Maxwell loot that Epstein stashed away for Robert and that Ghislaine took over. Epstein was the pawn and Maxwell was the queen and now Basham is just playing rookie. He will come to regret being duped by the Maxwell family just like those poor pensioners. I feel very sorry for Brian Basham, he will be collateral and then he’ll get royally dumped in the shite.

  4. P.S. I have been thinking about it more…….. Instead of wasting his time on Ghislaine (who will easily be found innocent) Brian Basham should come and work on the FIND MADELEINE, FIND HER NOW campaign. Brian – I hope you read this and join and help. You could be very useful to our search for dear Gerry and Kate’s beloved daughter Madeleine. FIND MADELEINE, FIND HER NOW.

  5. Do NOT send Ghislaine Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody would ever want to grope or ride on her!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s worse than the village bike ——— those quotes about the naked photos she was taking from the other days edition made me feel sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like a fumble……. But seriously…. Nobody would fumble with that paving stone faced dirt bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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