Today, a General Election will be announced. The date is yet to be confirmed, but given that the totally pointless and wasteful £100 million 31st October Brexit advertising campaign has been put on hold also, one has to ask: “Why isn’t Boris Johnson dead in a ditch?”
‘Bosie The Clown’ has yet again lied to the public and aside from his falsehoods, why hasn’t – as the ERG deputy chairman Mark Francois ludicrously claimed in September – “the country exploded?”
With the hands of Nigel Evans wandering onto Sky News this morning came another “disappointment for Brenda From Bristol” in news of another election and elsewhere Katie Hopkins now faces her ‘Rebecca Loos’ moment. Of the 31st October deadline, she previously tweeted: “We are out on 31st October. If I am proved wrong I will drink a pot of tea naked in the Apprentic losers café with Farages face on each nipple.” Now there’s a horrifying thought.