Saturday, November 28, 2020

Plated IV

15 more of the best plates spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’

 

Continuing our series, below we feature 15 more unusual, laughable and entertaining number plates:

 

Someone who likes a bit of fun
Someone who likes a bit of fun

A photographer perhaps or someone who likes a game of cards?
A photographer perhaps or someone who likes a game of cards?

Now where could this person be from?
Now where could this person be from?

Owned by a man named Roger. He plainly considers himself a bit of a rogue.
Owned by a man named Roger. He plainly considers himself a bit of a rogue.

James Stunt likes to pull stunts plainly.
James Stunt likes to pull stunts plainly.

A horsey sort?
A horsey sort?

Making plans for Nigel?
Making plans for Nigel?

Sex mad? (Courtesy of @tribryan)
Sex mad? (courtesy of @tribryan)

The KGB come to Belgravia (courtesy of Dean Keyworth)
The KGB come to Belgravia (courtesy of Dean Keyworth)

The elxiir of life
The elxiir of life

Fishy business (courtesy of @mrasaunders)
Fishy business (courtesy of @mrasaunders)

Someone anxious (courtesy of Michel Gaubert)
Someone anxious (courtesy of Michel Gaubert)

The King of Spam (courtesy of Roderich Schwarz)
The King of Spam (courtesy of Roderich Schwarz)

A warmonger? (Courtesy of @mrasaunders)
A warmonger? (courtesy of @mrasaunders)

Now which business could this chap be the chief of? (Courtesy of @mgtillyer)
Now which business could this chap be the chief of? (courtesy of @mgtillyer)

We expect readers will come across many more classics. Please submit your images to editorial@thesteepletimes.com

 

 

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